Eephus Tosser @EephusTosser
Amateur baseball, with an emphasis on west coast MLB Draft prospects. Pac-12 enthusiast (RIP). Views are my own and mostly bad. Not a scout. ✡️ Los Angeles, CA Joined December 2012-
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Bee Guy is a LEGEND 💯
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Must be April because the Killer B's never showed up in October.
Must be April because the Killer B's never showed up in October.
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Victor Caratini was 0-4 with RISP and two outs and just walked it off in the tenth inning with a home run that barely cleared the left field wall. how can you not be romantic about baseball
How can you not be romantic about beesball?
How can you not be romantic about beesball?
Double-digit wins before the end of April. Never in doubt.
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You’re doing buzzers wrong
You’re doing buzzers wrong
Just getting caught up on the game and I'm thrilled to see y'all already gave this some play.
Just getting caught up on the game and I'm thrilled to see y'all already gave this some play.
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One lucky fan after the game
One lucky fan after the game https://t.co/n3uK3IBnsc
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@Dbacks According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow,…
Oh honey...
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@carterbees IS THIS YOU?
Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a drill! We have a LITTLE LEAGUE GRAND SLAM in Iowa City!!!
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Batting seventh and playing left field in his Major League debut: Joey Loperfido, Duke University
Batting seventh and playing left field in his Major League debut: Joey Loperfido, Duke University https://t.co/K5cRcbGwFh
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@EephusTosser The dodgers strategizing with the bees
When I get the broccoli farts
Seats behind home plate have been evacuated
Still going strong with this one @jojo_blzza what a fckn win🤘🏽 #Relentless
New profile pic Putting out that good béisbol Juju! ✨ ✨ ✨
@EephusTosser Calling the baseball cops as we speak
@EephusTosser Don't be so hard on yourself. You've tweeted much worse.
Well this is interesting. Josh Hader is coming back out for the 10th inning. He hasn't gotten more than three outs in a regular-season game since Aug. 14, 2020.
You’re doing buzzers wrong
Send us your best bee puns. Winner gets to keep the bees.
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@jalex_819 No wonder that old account got banned lol
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@EephusTosser Met them on the right day at the right time. Gotta love the game
@EephusTosser I go back n forth cuz gat damn the team should have been better than it was and fuck frank McCourt 😒😒😒
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