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I grew up in a Zionist household, spent 12 years in a Zionist youth movement, lived 4 years in Israel, and have friends and family who served in the IDF. When that is your world, it's hard to see apartheid when it's happening. 1/16
The sun is setting on NYC.. blue and purple huels paint the sky very artistically.. couples in SoHo kiss over whiskey sours. children in Tribeca dance all crazy. I watch them like a sad dog behind a sliding glass door — trapped in a haunted house that I designed. I will die alone
Thinking about Charlie the goat, who played Black Phillip in The Witch, and how handsome he is and how he was such a devoted method actor (read: an asshole) on set that now he is not allowed to work in show business and lives on a farm in North Carolina. We love you, king.
the number of times I have been like editing a resume while a global catastrophe occurs is a lot for a 32-year-old I think
We live in hell
An uncomfortably large number of people who have kids shouldn’t have them and treat popping them out like a fun little side quest they do to make cute babies they can play dress up with, while having no actual regard for the deeply important aspects of parenthood. Kids aren’t an…
An uncomfortably large number of people who have kids shouldn’t have them and treat popping them out like a fun little side quest they do to make cute babies they can play dress up with, while having no actual regard for the deeply important aspects of parenthood. Kids aren’t an…
CNN is airing an interview with John fucking Bolton and letting him assert with no evidence that Iran directed the timing of the Hamas attack. Bolton has no access to intelligence besides the newspaper. Zero lessons learned from the Iraq war propaganda disaster.
every year when my sobriety anniversary starts coming up, my sister and brother bring back the tradition of Elmer Fudd if he was in AA and on shaky ground. all we do is say "oh no, i'm gonna wewapse" in an Elmer Fudd voice, and text it to each other when we're saying it too much
lowkey "seize him" and "unhand me" were huge for the english language
What if you went to ET's planet and all of the other ET's were wearing clothes
going to spend the rest of this day being really annoyed by this clip
Batman Day, apparently, which means I'm once again thinking about the puff piece where celebrities were asked who would win a fight between Batman and Superman and Michael Shannon couldn't pretend to care
unironically i love the idea of a person who only knows one of the most famous photos of the 2000s because its a meme
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66K Followers 2K Following Doctor|Special interest in Long Covid,POTS,ME/CFS&MCAS| neuroscientist🧠Long Covid kids champion|WHN expert advisor|long Covid clinic🏴Views my ownLong COVID Physio @LongCOVIDPhysio
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5K Followers 877 Following Sci-fi, fantasy, & horror fiction editor // Writer // Musician // Horror movie obsessive // Bi, leftist, sleepy // not on here much these days // She/her 🏳️⚧️Christiana Cromer @_christiana____
2K Followers 1K Following greetings loved ones, let’s take a journey // for descript stuff, @christianac_pro // ❤️🔥I know that the first thing that happened when OJ got to heaven is that Nicole wrapped him up in a big embrace and said “thank you for trying to defend me against Jason Simpson, the man who actually murdered me”
@35th_Ward @bicyclizt @bsmcfadden @CDRosa And did that result in safer streets?
@35th_Ward @bicyclizt @bsmcfadden @CDRosa What percent of your total ward do 145 people represent.
Y’all remember where you were when you saw the turkey baster scene in DON’T BREATHE? One of my favorite theater reactions of all time; a sold-out crowd of people gagging, collectively losing their minds. Followed by rapturous cheers to “how’s that taste?” THAT is horror, baby!
Was discussing visible c*m in films with @underalls and this disgusting, yet wholesome memory came to mind haha
Come, daughter. I will teach you the art of cutting up and throwing shade… correctly. @the_planejane
This is quite honestly the funniest thing I've heard Nikki Haley say: "For every 30 minutes that someone watches tiktok every day they become 17% more antisemitic, more pro-hamas based on doing that."
@luckytran @aGhostofeli This actually reminded me to schedule my Covid and flu shots.
@luckytran Why do I think that those griping about masking to prevent COVID are this generation's "My smoking at the table isn't going to hurt you!"?
@george_jazzcat @luckytran I’d say this follows — those wearing masks are far more likely the be concerned about the wellness of those around them, and thus far more likely to “self-report” as opposed to those who haven’t been or aren’t masking. I suspect that’s not the conclusion you drew 🙃
@ekdsc that game is responsible for my favourite wiki screenshot ever
its a weakass punch btw really elevates the whole thing
playing neon genesis evangelion 2 for the ps2 and i dont really understand whats going on but i can make shinji go into his room and punch his wall over and over and it brings his stats down each time
@kwp1039 @Patrick_Wyman Hey, wasn’t there a baby too? What happened to it?