Concrete Blond @Super_Cynthia
Astrophage Los Angeles, CA Joined February 2014-
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i cannot believe my frontal lobe is fully developed. like this is it for the rest of my life lol i’m so fucked.
*stuffs fortune back into cookie* This is wrong.
kill time, fuck space, marry continuum
The inflatable wacky waving man slowly draws the razor along his wacky waving neck and silently deflates, life is too plain
The wacky, waving inflatable man smiling and beckoning you closer and closer and whispers "don't go in there under any circumstances"
The wacky, waving inflatable man sheds a silent wacky, waving tear as he watches his love drive away in a brand new car with zero apr lease
No one wanted to share a Coke with wacky, waving inflatable man so he pimps his wacky, waving body for Pepsi
Hello, reservation for 4 under the name Wacky? This is my wacky, waving inflatable family, and we'd appreciate a table out of the wind.
The wacky, waving inflatable man urges you to go inside, the knife pressed against his wacky inflatable neck obscured by his waving scarf
The wacky, waving inflatable man tries again to catch the attention of the smiling, waving lucky Chinese cat, but she stares straight ahead
Wacky, waving inflatable man tiredly lets her bind his wacky, waving arms behind his wacky back and bows his waving head into the cruiser
-What time is it? [wacky, waving inflatable man tries to stop his waving wrist to get a look at his wacky watch, but the stranger is gone]
Oh but for the sadness of the wacky, waving inflatable man in the post-apocalyptic windless wasteland
Another windless night for wacky, waving inflatable man his arms hanging limp at his sides, a shadow of his former self, the world is plain
The wacky, waving, inflatable man puts his wacky, waving arms over his eyes. The pain is too much, but he cannot stop the changing wind.
@Levi7hart I prefer heroin in a bathtub alone like a normal person
making a billion dollar website worse everytime u get mad at ur baby momma is crazyy
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jo @whatsJo
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RM @dorsalstream
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Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
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The guy who self immolated at the Trump trial was a minor celebrity on r/stupidpol and used to co-host a podcast entirely focused on Laura Dern (it ran for 53 episodes)
@lawofruby We managed to keep the E Jean Carroll jury’s identities safe. Why can’t we do it now?
@lawofruby Do you think it would be better if press wasn't present during jury selection as it seems some are being outed by their information that's become public?
@lawofruby Maybe if the media stopped describing the jurors in detail some of this wouldn’t be happening? There are 100s if not 1000s of MAGAs trying to ID them. Quit helping.
@lawofruby slightly off topic ?, please. Can the judge order that there not be any pressers in the courthouse, or on courthouse grounds?
@MorePerfectUS my 4 yr old son loves phthalates, and he knows whats best for him more than some woke liberal scientist
The wildest part is how many of them are Christians or have Christian shit in their bios
The amount of both American and Australian folks saying they’d kill a homeless person on sight if they rocked up at a place that isn’t even their house is honestly heartbreaking. I hope you’re never in a place of need and are met with someone like you. Y’all have really opened…
Can we fast forward to a decade from now where Asteroid City is considered one of the best movies of this century, waiting for everyone else to catch up kinda sucks x.com/parker_gibbons…
really fascinated w/ the way wes anderson's editor, barney pilling, describes their matte vfx / multi-take compositing work as "editing the shot before editing the movie" good editors find rhythm and structure from the shots they're given — great ones design it at every level
@Dexerto Little kids on tiktok are punching the air rn
@vinn_ayy So many details to discuss, but Imagine your dad making you walk on beach sand all day in socks and sneakers.
@davidgross_man I helped Debra Messing get herself out of a sticky situation on Twitter once and I regret it every fucking day
@Morning_Joe @SuzeOrmanShow How do you “you put $100 a month into a Roth IRA or retirement account every day?”
@RonFilipkowski I don't know where Prophet Julie gets her shrooms but they seem to work well. T-Mobile jingle... Prophet. Julie: Yes, Lord. Lord with Nigerian accent: My Child, my car needs new brakes...
@RonFilipkowski Why doesn't 'God' turn DC into a pillar of salt and send Jesus down to kick some ass? I mean really. The infinite universe can wait, because 'God' is pissed off at the deep state. 🤣 OG
@RonFilipkowski It’s weird to me that God is all-knowing and all-powerful and exposes the true “Deep State” all the time and he could snap his fingers and put Donald Trump back in the White House and yet he’s up there just chitchatting with some chick named Julie instead.
@RonFilipkowski Has she tried unplugging her God for 10 seconds and then plugging it back in. Seems to malfunction a lot.
Read this and people were like “he wrote this when he was 15!” and I was like yah I can tell
every generation gets the wildly popular yet undeniably mid dragon ya it deserves. the children have fourth wing. we had this
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