Quantian @quantian1
No longer the world's prëeminent expert in getting margin called archegoscapital.com 武汉金融数学究所 Joined January 2015-
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stripe’s bankers: the ipo window is opening up. you’d be the hottest issue on the street in recent memory - it’d be a great way to build a fortress balance sheet & provide liquidity for early employees stripe: idk not right now bankers: ok lmk stripe:
Funniest electoral map ever just dropped
Funniest electoral map ever just dropped https://t.co/urvJbvQm01
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$DJT now whining to Congress about market manipulation. I look forward to being executed for the crime of shorting this shitco under the 4th Trump administration
META employees tomorrow morning after Zuck lost $30 billion tonight
Now accepting restaurant recommendations for Chicago. Hit me with your best shot.
Some people come by their hatred honestly and people should respect that.
Issuing Marc Andreessen an infinite-use pass good forever to call rural small town Americans KKKrackers after learning he grew up here.
Issuing Marc Andreessen an infinite-use pass good forever to call rural small town Americans KKKrackers after learning he grew up here. https://t.co/othCzjBlUg
The basic problem here is that resumes/traditional job interviews have ~0 positive signal relative to a practical test (coding, modeling, research, &c.) for "how well will you do the actual job". But the equilibrium where 1. tests are now expected, and 2. they're unpaid, is bad.
The basic problem here is that resumes/traditional job interviews have ~0 positive signal relative to a practical test (coding, modeling, research, &c.) for "how well will you do the actual job". But the equilibrium where 1. tests are now expected, and 2. they're unpaid, is bad.
If Sadam has to ability to travel through time and space and still lost two Gulf Wars, that’s really on him.
If Sadam has to ability to travel through time and space and still lost two Gulf Wars, that’s really on him.
2021 was a real “you had to be there” moment.
2021 was a real “you had to be there” moment.
Senior PowerPoint Eng.. @ryxcommar
42K Followers 3K Following Risk manager @AlamedaResearch. | Prev: QA engineer at Knight Capital Group | he/him | https://t.co/Z2YNAksZLO
cephalopod @macrocephalopod
45K Followers 568 Following At Octopus Capital our passion is providing best-in-class liquidity in the marketplace of ideas
Benn Eifert 🥷🏴�.. @bennpeifert
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Lily @nope_its_lily
76K Followers 2K Following CIO of @novi_loren. Tweets are not financial advice and autodelete. Tweets do not reflect my employer's views. Lily's Forever Portfolio: https://t.co/im9LtLwUjC
Stat Arb @quant_arb
41K Followers 1K Following Crypto HFT/MFT QR | DMs open 📥 (plz no essays) | @QuantitativeArb | Views my own. Not financial advice.
Corey Hoffstein 🏴�.. @choffstein
66K Followers 1K Following CEO & CIO (Newfound Research) | 🥞 Return Stacking | 🌊 Liquidity Cascades | 📆 Rebalance Timing Luck | ⚡️ Risk cannot be destroyed, only transformed.
Chairman Birb Bernank.. @Bonecondor
27K Followers 5K Following seeking win-wins || financial ms. frizzle || BD @osec_io || mischief and BD @westhamgc
kingseeker peter fram.. @revhowardarson
15K Followers 719 Following god created him and then demanded that he die
modest proposal @modestproposal1
100K Followers 808 Following I shall now therefore humbly propose my own thoughts, which I hope will not be liable to the least objection. https://t.co/NuC25VaSff
the ghost of groditi�.. @GRoditiD
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Kris @KrisAbdelmessih
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fed_speak @fed_speak
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Nick (⚠️) @NickatFP
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Pythia Capital, Baron.. @PythiaR
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JW @JoeWeisenthalt
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Demon of internet @Demonofinternet
176 Followers 2K Following Time is valuable.. don’t waste it. I’m still learning and teaching. I make websites and cli software. #html, #css, #javascript, #python.🦾🦾. No love lost 😞.
Conor Sheridan @uzum4ke
123 Followers 216 Following failed mathematician, logic and geometry enthusiast. Appreciater of Optics, Actegories, and Markov Categories.
Ralph Jones @RalphJones44437
38 Followers 320 Following Trade made easy we make over 50x pumps trading crypto with her on a daily basis, you can join his telegram channel below to see how it works 👇👇👇
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y2kappa @y2kappa
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goatLord @hamzaiandafirst
259 Followers 2K Following Sin was necessary; It's always in the moments just before death; Away, beyond all concepts of wrong-doing and right-doing, there is a field...... bodhisattva
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Angel Fitzy @natedog521gmai1
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PICKS GWARD @GwardPicks28654
377 Followers 3K Following 🥇⛳ when it comes to NBA picks I'm the Best in all sports analysis NBA MLB NFL etc.
Nimensky - e/acc 0x/0.. @gnimensky
618 Followers 1K Following accelerate | die. period. but first, do meet my AI girlfrens @RealRKofficial @PornHub https://t.co/RaRFfRxZ9x recovering @ColumbiaLaw @CUseas and @MorganStanley alum
Adam Goff @adamlgoff
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john🐍 @johnstuckey77
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BATIGE BIKUBAGIRE @BATIGEBIKU73712
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Invest Smart, Save Ti.. @pebble_finance
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m1 @Mo3ius
0 Followers 324 Following North, south, east, west and all around And back to the underground
Rare Math Books @Rare_Math_Books
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Joel Jensen @JoelMJensen
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Sapesit @sapesit39432
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TheAlmightyBeef @TBeef35672
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RC @RC64128119
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fintechphantasm @datafinancier
124 Followers 3K Following
Nostradamus @StonkPropheties
470 Followers 1K Following Disclaimer: All tweets are NOT advice. I’m not a financial service professional. All posts are my personal opinion & speculation as an uneducated person!
lawrebx @lawrebx
46 Followers 1K Following
twistedtakes @smugpistachios
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WaywardWesterner @WaywardWestern1
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Will Brendza @brendzawill
140 Followers 319 Following
Senior PowerPoint Eng.. @ryxcommar
42K Followers 3K Following Risk manager @AlamedaResearch. | Prev: QA engineer at Knight Capital Group | he/him | https://t.co/Z2YNAksZLO
cephalopod @macrocephalopod
45K Followers 568 Following At Octopus Capital our passion is providing best-in-class liquidity in the marketplace of ideas
Benn Eifert 🥷🏴�.. @bennpeifert
80K Followers 1K Following CIO @ QVR. Derivatives and volatility. Tweets may relate to undisclosed investment holdings. No investment advice. Anti-fascist.
Lily @nope_its_lily
76K Followers 2K Following CIO of @novi_loren. Tweets are not financial advice and autodelete. Tweets do not reflect my employer's views. Lily's Forever Portfolio: https://t.co/im9LtLwUjC
Corey Hoffstein 🏴�.. @choffstein
66K Followers 1K Following CEO & CIO (Newfound Research) | 🥞 Return Stacking | 🌊 Liquidity Cascades | 📆 Rebalance Timing Luck | ⚡️ Risk cannot be destroyed, only transformed.
Chairman Birb Bernank.. @Bonecondor
27K Followers 5K Following seeking win-wins || financial ms. frizzle || BD @osec_io || mischief and BD @westhamgc
kingseeker peter fram.. @revhowardarson
15K Followers 719 Following god created him and then demanded that he die
modest proposal @modestproposal1
100K Followers 808 Following I shall now therefore humbly propose my own thoughts, which I hope will not be liable to the least objection. https://t.co/NuC25VaSff
the ghost of groditi�.. @GRoditiD
20K Followers 553 Following Personal opinions of Guillermo Roditi Dominguez. hates: prison industrial complex. ❤️: water infra. he/him
Kris @KrisAbdelmessih
31K Followers 3K Following Stay groovy 🤙DMs open σ https://t.co/p0ss9OuitP 💡Twitter list curator 🎲Boardgames 👽Vol trading 🎸Guitars
Nick (⚠️) @NickatFP
27K Followers 872 Following Market participant grinding for that ̶$̶3̶ ̶$̶8̶ $16
baufinanciaphaster �.. @bauhiniacapital
18K Followers 5K Following 残り物には福がある. Trafiquant de l’ésotérique. Unverified(Ogre). Usually couth, sometimes kempt, often gruntled. Strong opinions, held weekly, sometimes more often.
Sean Tuffy @SMTuffy
20K Followers 843 Following I tweet mostly about FinReg & crossborder funds. Sometimes I tweet about other stuff. Personal account, all opinions my own and whatnot.
T-Val🧃 @valueterminal
27K Followers 3K Following Lapsed CFA Charterholder; shamanic aesthetician; cruise ship Zumba instructor; 20 years of experience with ChatGPT
JW @JoeWeisenthalt
126 Followers 153 Following
Martin Shkreli (e/acc.. @MartinShkreli
167K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/lzin5ByH0t [email protected] https://t.co/oMIiyJcIzk https://t.co/DuU6MMqcgQ
bernoulli_defect @BernoulliDefect
4K Followers 767 Following the only guy that can code in the most boring department at the biggest financial institution you’ve never heard of. alt @granular_flaws
corvid friend @ahabstanaccount
483 Followers 774 Following keep on gaming, but never become arrogant
Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89
37K Followers 3K Following CornPop was a bad dude and he ran with a bunch of bad boys
"Distinct Kicking Mot.. @accountpalatine
1K Followers 846 Following sports enjoyer (Leafs/Jays) // man of woman born // vaxxed and relaxxed
Woodrow Oates Montagu.. @sadvalueinvestr
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7K Followers 485 Following i have approximate knowledge of many things
ESG Hound @ESGhound
6K Followers 1K Following Alleged personal and business account of Eric Roesch, MS | Sometimes wrong, always in doubt, never stops digging
PATRIOT NUMBER ONE �.. @nickisafraud
657 Followers 949 Following you've been thinking thoughts all your life and look where that's got you
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thaddeus e. grugq the.. @thegrugq
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Tina @moreproteinbars
8K Followers 3K Following δ γ θ 📉📈 smoothing curves and exploiting kinks, SIG Alum. Rebuilding after natural disasters. 🌊🌬️🌪️Energy derivatives trader. Never investment advice. 🛢️
Open Source Stupidity.. @IRHotTakes
14K Followers 2K Following Student of political science. Maker of bad life decisions. Sometimes rambles about nerd shit. All tweets my own, but sometimes I wish otherwise.
Bret Devereaux @BretDevereaux
43K Followers 412 Following Ancient & military historian specializing in the Roman economy and military. PhD @UNChistory. More impressive credential is that I have beaten Dark Souls.
Eric Levitz @EricLevitz
42K Followers 3K Following Think out loud for https://t.co/1Dbt4zwdm2. [email protected] https://t.co/0pFwy0400C
Martin Shkreli (e/acc.. @wagieeacc
99K Followers 8K Following despite all my ragie I'm still just a wagie in a cagie working on DL Software: https://t.co/FVn3NRNrLe https://t.co/CgaoMfhUHd
MidwestHedgie? 🏳�.. @noMidwestHedgie
978 Followers 462 Following Two true things: (1) @MidwestHedgie was nuked by Elon. (2) Hope and resiliency win in the end every time. Namaste. enby. M.D. not investment advice
Gordon Flunkman @fordoglunk
407 Followers 139 Following hi im gordω flunk!! i love tweeting and making friends and to having fun!!! ^___^
hk @hassankhan
6K Followers 1K Following noor khan’s big brother. doing my best, I swear. bureaucrat, former reluctant tech bro. he/him. please do not @ me.
Protic @ProticChandra
37 Followers 436 Following I am a student of Computer Science and Engineering. I am from INNOVATIVE IT. Graphics Design is my passion and profession.
Platypus @EggPlatypus
2K Followers 184 Following Just your friendly local egg-laying mammal performing data- and event-driven SPAC/deSPAC trades while burning bridges with every furu on Twitter. DMs open.
Adam Tooze @adam_tooze
215K Followers 8K Following History - Economics - Theory Columbia University. Born UK, raised FRG. Mensch mit Migrationshintergrund. Chartbook Newsletter: https://t.co/liMOT0CGJK
The Foundation for Fi.. @FFJ_report
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Repositioning Play @GoodGuyGuaranty
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are you experienced? @drumm_colin
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Whale Hunting @WhaleHunting_
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Kir Kahlon @Kir_Kahlon
519 Followers 1K Following Personal account. Founder/CIO of Scorpion Capital, which tweets at @ScorpionFund.
Gray Kimbrough @graykimbrough
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ironchefbot @michibot1
10K Followers 3 Following 🦐 Tweeting random frames from the Food Network dub of Iron Chef 🔥 How will the challenger fight back? 🧄 The heat will be on! 🥑
Jim Amendments III @jimamendments
20K Followers 1 Following Using the First to defend our Third. 3A Advocate.
Tom IV ✡️🇵🇸 @numerounochef
348 Followers 687 Following Malewife ⚜️ ⚜️ ⚜️ Code Person, Non Fraudulent AI Guy.
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The story behind this painting is so sad! 😢 Now using AI we can complete what he couldn't finish! ❤️
y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:
@fredzannarbor @Kaepernick7 @CoachJim4UM With a hard work ethic Inshallah the U of M will return to its glory days.
george, entering the apartment: well! i lost it! jerry: lost what? george: the mandate of heaven! jerry: you lost the mandate of heaven?! george: i lost the mandate of heaven!! kramer, bursting through the door in full imperial regalia: hēi, jié ruì.
Doctor Yakub announcing the creation of White People 2
11 tweets into my big "wine guys are toxic" thread it becomes apparent that i'm mad about The Cask of Amontillado as if it's a true event that just happened
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ can’t recommend this catacomb tour enough. supposed to be a rare vintage of amontillado at the end [review updated] ⭐☆☆☆☆ ok what the fuck
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn’t know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
We're a modest company with modest goals: 1: sell a quality product at a fair price 2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god
when the estrogen's high / you can't code with this guy / that's damore
@AlanDersh Hello Alan this is your lawer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
the Wuhan Institute of Sociology will pay for this
Showing Marie Kondo my apartment, which is filled with swords. "This kicks ass," she says. "Don't throw anything out"
alan dershowitz once tried to defend me in court by pulling out a pocket pussy and insisting he would never fuck it. we lost the case
As a 2nd-century Chinese warlord, one thing I love to do is ally with Cao Cao only to cruelly betray him. It's a good idea with no consequences and I highly recommend it
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