taryn @peepsaregood
pretending to read the silmarillion https://t.co/oHA2qhCd7g she/her Albuquerque, NM Joined July 2009-
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silly little NA cocktail to make me feel fancy
Do you remember when we used to do those auto fill nonsense prompt tweets? We should bring those back to the house and I can do it tomorrow if you want to come over and over and over and over and over and over and over
the way my toddlers face lights up when this starts playing youtu.be/cD0FeOrK6rk?si…
What will your job be after the Revolution? Mine is remote marketing operations manager
It rained last night and Frog moved to a new pond- he can still monitor my goat chores and is slightly closer to his favorite Lady😄
props to the mom in this diaper ad for sitting like this, my knees haven't been able to handle anything like this since 2020
Making out in front of an Applebees is really the quintessential midwestern experience
Last night right before midnight and my birthday .. I filmed the last scene of a 7 year journey … @theshadowsfx will always have a special place in my heart 🖤
How is this a real British person, it's like if there was an American actress named Cowgirl Gunburger
This comment is so funny bc clear expectations and consequences is exactly how we treat children? (made re: a grandparent who is buying to many toys and op is considering going nc which is a whole other can of worms)
Allison Floyd @AllisonRFloyd
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sheologian @sheologian
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Chris the DM 🏳️�.. @confusatron
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Britta Slade @BrittaSlade
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someone’s mom (top .. @bustelo4babies
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Dr. Laura Marie Grime.. @DrLauraGrimes
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Jon DeHaan @JonOnAString
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Ghost of the Pirates .. @PiratesSign
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Emilsnyc @emilsnyc
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Emily Green @EmilyGreen2019
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mimi @marioooch
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Lauren Wilbanks @lleighbu
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no @RomanceEschaton
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J. Rose🧡🍊🧡 @jgrnnc
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Tanvi Shah @TanviShahC
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Pajama Mama @BAureli
474 Followers 2K Following Don’t judge my likes—I may have fallen asleep with my thumb on the heart thingy
Sarah Lindberg @sbeth_lindberg
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Julie Whitacre @julie_whitacre
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Str4y 🐀 @K1tt3n
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Tarte Au Citron 🍋 @TarteAuCitron2x
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Kevin M. Kruse @KevinMKruse
466K Followers 3K Following No longer posting here. Try the same handle on Substack, Bluesky & Threads. Didn’t pay for a blue check. CAMPAIGN TRAILS newsletter: https://t.co/B5Q3HztuHd
Allison Floyd @AllisonRFloyd
29K Followers 5K Following Writer. Editor. Author of “A Wider Universe.” Lover of old movies and DQ blizzards. Spoonie. Perennial ragamuffin. Intersectionality is a must.
sheologian @sheologian
16K Followers 6K Following Life is too short for sugarcoating. Planning on procrastinating later. Therapy, theology, and snark. Toddler mom, wife, aunt, friend. Personal account, obv.
Chris the DM 🏳️�.. @confusatron
6K Followers 2K Following Musician, composer, teacher, learner, nerd, D&D player. he/him venmo: Chris_the_DM
TakedownMRAs @TakedownMRAs
31K Followers 947 Following The Men's Rights Movement is a reactionary, *explicitly* anti-feminist movement, with deep ties to white supremacy, that only hurts men's issues. He/him.
A.R. Moxon (juliusgoa.. @JuliusGoat
124K Followers 364 Following Would that 't'were so simple. Author of The Revisionaries (2019) and Very Fine People (2024). He/him. The Reframe is my newsletter (see link.)
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49K Followers 2K Following (she/her) Playwright. Chaos Muppet. Raconteuse. Twitter's gay Catholic aunt. Author of THE REWIND FILES. I am not here but you can find me on bluesky.
Dr. Laura Marie Grime.. @DrLauraGrimes
5K Followers 7K Following Historical & Systematic Theologian. Trauma Informed & Intersectional Spiritual Coach. Singer & Songwriter. Two Young Adults, Two Angels, One Mischievous Feline.
Kim @kim
215K Followers 135K Following Producer and founder interested in art, design, fashion, music, tv + films. #VoteBlue
someone’s mom (top .. @bustelo4babies
12K Followers 2K Following “a train wreck and not really hot”-some random man ig: @bustelo4babies
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129K Followers 3K Following Formerly The Lingerie Addict. Seen in NYT, WSJ, WWD, etc. Author In Intimate Detail. MA student Fashion & Textile Studies. Not straight. I block annoying people
The Madwoman in the C.. @heymrsbond
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Hannah @PannahHosts
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girl paul giamatti �.. @rebeccarightnow
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Homestar Screens @grapenuts_robot
9K Followers 3 Following All the time tweeting frames from Homestar Runner internet cratoon every 30 minutes. This bot can also be found on other websites!
Katelyn @katelynanne
789 Followers 2K Following I say y'all. I like reading and I'm a writer. Desperately uncool. she/her. wash your hands.
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Sinko @TDTimeBaby
2K Followers 5K Following I am actually not George Costanza - Babyposting on main - I like to lol
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11K Followers 1K Following Christian, writer, married @Hubby2SewWrites. Humor, historical fashion, "several niche accts in a trench coat." Will turn anything into a Jane Austen reference.
Danielle Froom 🏳�.. @DawFfraw
1K Followers 3K Following Science Fiction & Horror writer. Short stories & poetry published in Shoreline of Infinity, The MacGuffin, and more. She/her. https://t.co/iqvMJUlBA5
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spookitty, esq. @ibsroyalty
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Bryce Kelly 🌸🌻�.. @BKellyGorman
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Toby Morton @tobymorton
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fredesque @FredTaming
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Carly K @RhyminCarly
492 Followers 1K Following Just a very large clump of cells looking for friends & poetry recommendations. 💙 O Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee. 💙
Pop Base @PopBase
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Peter @sketchyhippos
256 Followers 904 Following I tweet about prowrestling, games, cute shit about my kids and my dog, and my current hobby ill drop in a year for a new one (he/him)
girl kisser @berthasidechick
14 Followers 18 Following i hate it here so i will go to secret gardens inside my mind people need a key to get to the only one is mine
Tim Harford @TimHarford
198K Followers 1K Following Author How To Make The World Add Up (UK) / The Data Detective (US). Cautionary Tales podcast. Undercover Economist at the FT. BBC More or Less. Views my own.
haleigh @cursing_jerry
300 Followers 208 Following a tom cruise lesbian working in the film industry.
kingseeker peter fram.. @revhowardarson
15K Followers 720 Following god created him and then demanded that he die
the federalist stinks.. @rajandelman
15K Followers 8K Following Comedy. Producer of @2mbstudios. Old words in @reductress. Instructor at @improvboston. See me at @unioncomedy
mrs meowkins @mrsmeowkins
220 Followers 708 Following give me all the books (and all the Tom Cruise pics)
@CartoonsHateHer All the playground conversations are "maybe this is silly, does he/she really need this?"
@CartoonsHateHer To be clear, NONE of the four of us moms pushed to get our kids identified. It was the same story for all of us. We mentioned it to the ped at a standard checkup, saying, "I'm probably overreacting," and the ped referred us to the county's early intervention program
@CartoonsHateHer I do think in many cases there is a push for early intervention services maybe not so much by peds, but def by childcare providers who are potentially understaffed & overwhelmed and hope services will provide them an additional body during the day to help with certain kids
A mom at my sons preschool has the most textbook normal-well behaved kid and I found out she has him in occupational therapy because he “sometimes throws tantrums” like bitch he’s 4 lmao
5 babies were born in my neighborhood in 2022. Of those 5, 4 have been labeled as having a speech delay and recieved services from the county. Is there something in the water, or are we maybe being overzealous in these assessments?
5 babies were born in my neighborhood in 2022. Of those 5, 4 have been labeled as having a speech delay and recieved services from the county. Is there something in the water, or are we maybe being overzealous in these assessments?
I mentioned before that the wild strawberries are all over in our backyard & here’s a patch of them all flowering!!🤍🤍🤍 I should dig some up & put in a pot, maybe then I could get some of the little strawberries🤔I’ll be keeping an eye on them around the yard also!
They made the mistake of using the cybertruck outside
I get what you're saying but if my name was as Polish as this is British I'd be Pierogi Submarinescreendoorski
@peepsaregood I agree! We should bring those back up and have them ready to be my adult friends 🧡
my cat does not give a shit about boxes. never checks one out, let alone hop in. does not even seem aware that they might be a source of satisfaction. she has box blindness or something
Every single European stereotype is true bc why did I jokingly say Now you have to buy me a beer after giving a cig to a German guy and he went They are not equivalent in price
[seeing a device] egads!
btw, this is the thing that makes lab meat
This isn't true :)
@HannahPosted We bought our house in spring of 2018 and every Boomer we knew berated us for buying "in a bubble, at the top of the market!" Ahahahaha... The house was the most we could comfortably afford at the time. It has since "gone up in value" almost 50%. We could never buy it now.
@HannahPosted “Why did you move out of Massachusetts, you needed to have a mansion or something?”
@HannahPosted Allllso builders haven’t built as many small homes in the past couple decades because they’ve had huge incentives to build bigger ones.
@treasureEilyn @HannahPosted Yes, this is where I live and choose to live!! But that’s still missing the point I’m afraid. We are still fairly close to nat’l average in COL
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