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🚨You can’t make this up
Rep. Michael McCaul bought $700K worth of $META two weeks before voting YES on the bill to ban TikTok
4/1: Buys $350K
4/5: Buys $350K
4/13: Votes yes to ban TikTok
Literally insider trading
Tesla missed their free cash flow estimate by $3,183,600,000
Expected: +$2.53 Billion
Actual: -$653.60 Million
It was by far one of their worst quarters, ever. The stock is up 12% anyway
WTF is going on?
$TSLA just had a pretty rough quarter. What does that mean for the future?
I’m not following Tesla 24/7, but I find myself checking Kalshi markets regularly to get smarter about its future:
Q2 deliveries to beat expectations: 63% chance
Optimus on sale before 2026: 33%
Robotaxi…
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