T.J. Chambers @tjchambersLA
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Heading to see Challengers by myself so I will be seated directly next to a stranger and that’s probably fine and chill right
Just saw a bit ol’ butterfly at the Burbank Airport that shit would never happen at LAX
It can be hard to fit but if you got an infestation of fancy mice you have to lay out an entire little charcuterie on the trap
Had to do a themed costume for a thing and accidentally dressed like I’m trying to shoot down Maverick and Goose
Welp…
When Tears For Fears sing 🎵These are the things I can do without…🎵 it’s weird that they don’t go on to mention “resort fees” at a hotel you already paid for
Ryan Garcia chugged a beer right before he stepped on the scale and then immediately missed weight by three(!) pounds, if he somehow wins this fight I’m taking an full pan of bread pudding into my next yearly physical
[me watching the surgical interns wheel out a cart of sterile scalpels] oh wow they make they guac right at your table
If Sonic the Hedgehog had to specify that they’re a hedgehog, they seemingly had to delineate between a lot of other Sonics? Sonic the Ocelot, Sonic the Manitee, Sonic the Puma etc? I would play those games
Oh these? They’re my emotional support open Chrome tabs
Just had a talk with a guy who for his upcoming 70th birthday is taking a sleeper train journey with his family from San Fran to Chicago and I am hereby now officially trying to fast forward to 70
My favorite part of this avalanche of (maybe bot?) bad weirdness is “sports games.” I got a ticket to the sports game, who wants to come with me to the sports game we can wear our logo head caps
The only answer
Golf claps always sound patronizing that’s why they call the fans at golf tournaments “patrons”
Scored a cheap-ish Dodger ticket for tonight; thanks Coachella!
Zoned out and rode the subway well past my stop, once again proving that anything you can do in New York you can also do in Los Angeles
Alright I have a day to go to the movies, all I gotta do is figure out how to catch Civil War, Monkey Man, La Chimera, Love Lies Bleeding, Late Night With The Devil, and throwback screenings of Clerks and Dawn of the Dead...all today.
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this is how it feels to drink a diet coke
Oh the police are definitely there lol
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
wouldn’t it be nice if we wanted what was good for us?
I met the showrunner for that Fallout show at a wedding last year and he was SO nice which makes me really glad the show has been a smash even though I met him for precisely one hour. Very deserved, person who was polite at wedding.
Okay no more mustaches. You’re all abusing the system. We’re done with mustaches until we can figure out what’s going on.
my seven year old just called me “cremo” (cringe + emo) i did not reproduce just to be roasted daily
Furious they’re not calling it the Canines Film Festival
Messi will be getting his own short TV series. He will take viewers to experience the Cannes Film Festival through his eyes. (Source: trib.al/UmG6m4o)
Having a BLAST at Neotropolis! It's a thing you have to experience to reeeeeaallly understand. I went adventuring through Megablock 01 and stumbled across a back alley bar. While having a drink, some people came in and asked the bartender about "information"... While eaves…
Oh hey, Honest Trailers: Barbie snagged the Webby for Viral Video and the Webby People’s Choice for Best Writing! Thanks so much to everyone who voted for helping bring the dream of my family one day understanding what I do for a living one step closer to reality!
yes my current one just a few months ago ! I knew I wanted to work on the new bioshock so I sought it out & wrote the best cover letter of my life 🥲
has anyone ever actually gotten a job by seeing the listing online and sending in an application
was just stopped on the street by a guy who was in the middle of a debate and he asked me “excuse me miss— who is judy garlands daughter???” and girls when i tell you……it was like i lead my whole life just to finally get to this moment
Cool fest! I vouch!
Attention Comedians! You can now submit to Big Sky. It’s a comedy contest but we have other shows through the week so you’ll get on stage at least 3 times. We put you up and feed you. Feel free to ask me any questions you may have.
Every community that has "no autism" will then also be like "oh yeah, that’s just Jonathan. He doesn’t make eye contact much, but he’s incredible at woodworking" or something like that.
If that blend of elements isn't there, he's either Jim Carrey at his worst, or Batman's ten thousandth parents flashback on an endless loop.
Additionally, part of his appeal is, he himself is the most frequent target of his insults and loathing. If he makes fun of himself, it stings less when someone points out what a miserable existence he leads.