Tiffany @tiffanytweets80
Minnesota transplant. Not-for-profit CEO. Chicago sports fan. Minnesota, USA Joined August 2016-
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To all of the people irritated by being behind a student driver, I promise you that what you’re experiencing pales in comparison to what the passenger in that car is experiencing. So please just chill out. Sincerely, the mother of a student driver.
Feels like it would have been the perfect Friday night to go to Blockbuster
Do people who have fish for pets not know about dogs?
Rome wasn’t built in a day, but Da Bears were. That day was today. #NFLDraft
After all the fun and games, life is really about the people who show up
WTF IS UP WITH ALL THESE THURSDAYS NOT BEING FRIDAYS???
Cubs legend Ryne Sandberg will become the fifth player to receive a statue outside Wrigley Field 🙏🏼 The statue unveiling will be on June 23, 2024. The anniversary of the Ryne Sandberg game.
Looking back, I should have been more mischievous
gonna start saying “tadaa” every time i complete the most mundane tasks. you know, jazz it up a little.
Started listening to Blues Traveler in the car and a graduation tassel grew out of my rear view mirror.
She was beautiful, silent, and mysterious…like the d in Bundt cake.
I just got rejected by a gas station. How does that happen?!
Someone said to me last night, “you don’t meet a lot of Tiffany’s these days” and I thought that was a really creative way of calling me old
Cubs win! Final: #Cubs 9, Rangers 5.
Am I the mom that ships Easter baskets to my adult children in other states? Yes, yes I am.
Baseball season is my religion (please forgive the sin of ketchup on my hot dog, the person who got it for me didn’t know any better)
Not to be presumptuous but we all need a break
Emily ™ @emily_tweets
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41K Followers 1K Following Stolen for a year. I’m bringing teeth back. Future crazy cat lady.𝘾𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙖 @Cerra__
150K Followers 3K Following I only love dogs. I often express my opinions in Spaces. ♥️Copper Bear Forever ♥️ #SpacesHost Co-Hostess with the Mostest!Chelle~ @BombChelleMama_
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77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.vision bored @visionbored2
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822 Followers 609 Following Co-host @ThirstyPups | E-town baby go wildcats Concordia University, St. Paul basketball alumni 🏀MM Surplus and More @MMSurplusMore
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0 Followers 144 FollowingKat @Katattatta
221 Followers 1K Following Lost my old account, now John Cena doesn't follow me anymore 😭 **Previous account was The Sex Kitten**Love the Blue @zrs852
2K Followers 4K Following Today is our children's and grandchildrens future, protect it.SCOTTY P 66 @ALL_MUTE_SCOTTY
140 Followers 291 Following University of Georgia Grad. Newly built home to match new life. #Horror #Memes #Braves #Dolphins.lydia.nice @jahsijaj
467 Followers 5K Following The Illuminati calls me a Queen of the light 👑 the Queen of greater goal.🕊 Let work together to make the world🌎 a better place. Hail the light 🔺👁Emily ™ @emily_tweets
252K Followers 2K Following typical fucking scorpio - header art: @sasa_elebeanay (dino) 🖤 @Lilblack_heart
109K Followers 2K Following just nay from the block … don’t study me you won’t graduate. this is my ONLY account.Big Toofed Blonde @BigToofedBlonde
41K Followers 1K Following Stolen for a year. I’m bringing teeth back. Future crazy cat lady.𝘾𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙖 @Cerra__
150K Followers 3K Following I only love dogs. I often express my opinions in Spaces. ♥️Copper Bear Forever ♥️ #SpacesHost Co-Hostess with the Mostest!Chelle~ @BombChelleMama_
153K Followers 5K Following Little cheeseburger aficionado. Disclaimer: I am not responsible for how you interpret my tweets.Princess Consuela Ban.. @iluvtacos0822
96K Followers 2K Following I’m a wife/mom and my love language is Weiner dogs, coffee, food, video games and sports. Green eyes that will haunt you. https://t.co/WqHdn2i3z5Kathleen @sweatsntopknots
105K Followers 27K Following ♋️🌞 ♓️🌙 ♎️ Rising - Just a girl trying to spread smiles one person at a time. 💜 💙Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire
75K Followers 2K Following Smooth like nitroglycerin. Sidekick to @gingerhotdishnatalayhehoo @highprobably1
38K Followers 3K Following This is not the profile you’re looking for. Gemini and Vol for life. Taken not stirred.DieselBabe🌟 @DieselBABE20
60K Followers 9K Following Diesel & Automotive shop owner. #sports #saltlife 🏝 #bossbabe 😎… Back up @mysticalbrz20🤍Always be kind🤍Work hard, Play hard🤍 Always Spicy 🌶️Jessie @mommajessiec
77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.vision bored @visionbored2
43K Followers 985 FollowingWisecracking Blonde @RoobsC
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104K Followers 16K Following Whenever I pick up a power tool, I press the trigger twice.Hanging with the rais.. @TheHappySlut1
30K Followers 4K Following it leads you here despite your destinationIvsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2kShea Butter @ButtaSports
822 Followers 609 Following Co-host @ThirstyPups | E-town baby go wildcats Concordia University, St. Paul basketball alumni 🏀john @cottonjohn11
196 Followers 1K Following husband, father, educator, fan of packers and ipas “When given a choice between being right or being kind....choose kind.”Bryan Carmody @jbcarmody
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704 Followers 1K Following Assistant Women’s Golf Coach- University of 〽️innesota | #SkiUMah | Matthew 5:16 | Views are my ownkristin @kristinstetz_
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7K Followers 1K FollowingLaura 🙊🙉🙈 @LKoshulak30321
2K Followers 4K Following #cyclebreaker ☯️ #mentalhealthmatters ❣️#lightworker #healer 🌙💫✨ #Agentofchange 🐛🦋 No DMs 🙏🏼 #INFJ #bpdashley ray🍦ice cre.. @theashleyray
64K Followers 3K Following tv writer/comedian/host of @tvisaypod. [email protected] reps: brillsteinαв ➰ @uhhleksa
3K Followers 3K Following σνєяѕтιмυℓαтє∂ мσмѕ ¢ℓυв • 𝚆𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚍⇡ ɢɪʀʟ мαмα ᵂ/ 𝟸 ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ 𝟸 🫶🏼 •𝚅•𝚇𝚅•𝙼𝙼𝚇𝚇•Them: you’ll understand when you’re older Me, older: I don’t get any of this crap
An actual conversation with a patient this week: Patient: “What’s that in your ear?” Me: “That’s my earring, sir.” Patient: “Well you better take it out before someone thinks you’re a queer.” Me: “Well the thing is sir… I am a queer” Patient: 🤯 Me: 💅🏻
These needs to be set to the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme
Phoenix Suns owner Matt Ishbia was clearly not enjoying proceedings as the Timberwolves dominated his team in that third quarter 👀 (via @sunsgeek)
Looking up remedies for insomnia feels like I’m in a fantasy game “You must seek the root of valerian and a single glycinate of magnesium. Do you accept this quest?”
Neglected people-pleasers unite!
I wonder what % of active twitter users are the middle child. I bet it's high.
Feels like it would have been the perfect Friday night to go to Blockbuster
I'm not mentally healthy, but I can hold my breath for 70 seconds and write the alphabet with my tongue. In cursive. In 5 languages.
@tiffanytweets80 I put it out there every now and then to get people riled up 😂
mashed potatoes are a low tier potato side dish
Stopped to get lunch, wearing my scrubs. Girl behind the counter: “Are you a nurse?” “Medical student.” “So you’ll be a doctor?” “Yes, next year.” “That’s so cool! I always wanted to be a doctor.” “You could do it!” “Girl, I work at Subway.” “Girl, my first job was at Subway.” 💁🏻♀️
Did someone ask or is this just an fyi
Be careful when assigning motives to others. Halo effect is very real. The people you dislike aren't always wrong, and your friends aren't always saints.
My kid said she can’t wait till she’s an adult and can eat chips for dinner, and I’m just happy she has some goals.
My teen seems so shocked when I already know a meme that she knows
Once you notice that he looks like an angry little sperm you can’t unsee it
The silent treatment doesn't work for me because I really don't need to speak