Glizzy Queen @theglizzyqueen
Just a girl and her inappropriate internal thoughts. link in bio if you want to chat linktr.ee/theglizzyqueen Eating Cake Joined April 2013-
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Glizzy Queen retweeted
I might just be tired and hungry but I really think manspreading on a packed flight deserves a solid a zap from a taser.
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It’s my birthday, so show me your pets while I overindulge on cockatiels in Europe.
Glizzy Queen retweeted
i wish i was born in the olden days before mental illness
Shoutout to Twitter for the balloons and being more excited about my birthday than my own father.
Listening to people talk in another language high is insane
The flight attendant told me I had nice skin, and I was more flattered than when I was told my areolas were perfect.
Do you think it’s possible to bite through teeth?
This weed and chamomile tea is making my dick hard
Glizzy Queen retweeted
Please tell me why I packed 3 perfumes, 4 sunglasses, 27 tops, and an astronomical amount of underwear for a 1 week trip.
Here’s a fun game. Take an edible and try and finish packing for Europe before it kicks in.
The only thing better than closing your work computer before a trip is turning off all the work notifications on your phone.
Apparently I scheduled a Brazilian wax last night while on an edible. My butt hole is about to be on fleek.
In honor of Earth Day, I will be lowering my carbon footprint by staying in my pajamas on the couch all day.
My neighbor's grandkids asked if I wanted to come over and play. I almost said yes, and then I remembered I took an edible.
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this is the only time the song “Proud to be an American” should play
The Mets had Dollar Dog Night tonight and set a new franchise record, selling over 44,000 hot dogs 😭🌭
@theglizzyqueen Very , very lovely , captivating you are indeed my dear.
got simon a rly big ball. he doesn’t trust it.
Going to start reading again, might read the dark tower series or dune
I might just be tired and hungry but I really think manspreading on a packed flight deserves a solid a zap from a taser.
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