The Drunk Jake @TheDrunkJake
howdy | alt: @notthedrunkjake Texas, USA Joined October 2011-
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Me at McDonald’s, age 4
I woke up at 5 am this morning, not because my alarm but because in my dream I power washed a hornets nest and one of those killer hornets came right for my face and stung me between the eyes
I love muting my own tweets because I just saw this went viral and it’s a bunch of incels quote tweeting it trying to make fun of me like two weeks ago lmao
I love muting my own tweets because I just saw this went viral and it’s a bunch of incels quote tweeting it trying to make fun of me like two weeks ago lmao
cash it on pick 32 🫡
this dude made enough money to live his dream of living in the woods all by himself
this dude made enough money to live his dream of living in the woods all by himself
estate sale near me, whatcha getting
Cows. We want highland cows.
Cows. We want highland cows.
no honey i would never bet the over on 6.5 receivers taken in the first round tonight in the nfl draft
For me it usually takes about 13 shots of vodka
For me it usually takes about 13 shots of vodka
i’m about to get a whole week’s worth of lunches
This is what people mean when they say DEI
There were no laws banning flame-throwing robot dogs in 1791 so this is protected by the 2nd Amendment.
There were no laws banning flame-throwing robot dogs in 1791 so this is protected by the 2nd Amendment.
Israel has dropped almost 75,000 bombs and shells on Gaza in 200 days, twenty times more than the US aimed at Iraq in six years of war. It’s not war. It’s genocide.
Seems like the day after earth day is girth day huh
at nearly one (1) year old Nugget has finally learned he can jump up into my lap and I’ll pet him, he has also learned how to grab my hand and pull it for scratches as I type this
oh so now the bee movie guy is gonna preach to us
oh so now the bee movie guy is gonna preach to us
High Speed Rail this High Speed Rail that I thought this was America Where is the interstate looney tunes rollercoaster that was promised back in 1983?!?
just a few more weeks til it’s warm enough to drink a beer in the pool and listen to reel big fish unironically
kelly @BoyYeetsWorld
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thicc saban @yngjcb
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sarah˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡.. @babooshke
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nika (a frog in a coc.. @sacralmatriarch
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Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz
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🩵m @megdicenso
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Cassandra Reads (& Wr.. @casscogitates
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frecklicious @gingerific17
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kelly @BoyYeetsWorld
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thicc saban @yngjcb
7K Followers 2K Following my name jacob. handle is a college football pun. acab. free palestine. he/him 18+
sarah˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡.. @babooshke
21K Followers 494 Following extremely profound very insightful 🧸🌟🎀 https://t.co/GztRgHXGLf
frank @secret_frank_
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hootie playoff editio.. @hootietheeowl
9K Followers 993 Following latina bonne vivante. bucks in 6. free 🇵🇸
Matthew @chillwaveguy
12K Followers 5K Following Chungking Express is a 1994 Hong Kong romantic crime comedy-drama anthology film written and directed by Wong Kar-wai.
𝐵𝓇𝒾𝒜𝓃�.. @brihindthescene
12K Followers 2K Following God gives his toughest battles (being single) to his strongest soldiers (me) •she/her•
˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍.. @FrickinDelanie
24K Followers 720 Following professional butt-sitter and good time enthusiast 🫧 mutuals: @onlinesuffering
RayChal @rachelslathar
34K Followers 7K Following Aspiring Trophy Wife™. I make wild rags & bad jokes. Viewer’s discretion is advised. Owner of @DaisyIfYouDoCo1 - 1 Corinthians 10:31
Huff @ThaMagicDragon
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Saddington 3 (in prod.. @2Saddington
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blake @jalapeno_pants
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Imagine Dragons Hate .. @_21Average_
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BRYCEWOLLMANN!!! @TheBigAndSexy70
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Kaitie @_kaiokenx100_
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annie @anniiikkkkaaa
414 Followers 114 Following
bug girl @medusasgemss
10K Followers 9K Following 𓇢𓆸 i love fantasy, renaissance art, bugs and flora so i make jewelry reminiscent of them :) check out my shop or else 𓅣🤍 🪲 𓆈 𓆉 ig: medusasgemss
public j✨ @publicprincessj
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court @judgeofthecourt
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Evan Hughes @evan_hug__s
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madison @xgigglypuff
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Rob Perez @WorldWideWob
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manda @whichxwitch
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nika (a frog in a coc.. @sacralmatriarch
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Paul Vato Presents: @PaulVato
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Li-yah @mountvalla2
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Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz
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𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢 🇵.. @floatawaywitme
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A semi ended my chase early today. I'm okay. What really matters is the devastating damage these storms have done and are continuing to do. #newx #wxtwitter
Alexa play Weeping Willow by Cloonee
Ordered a Mexican party tray for the draft dinner: Mini chimis Mini tacos Floutas Chips, salsas, guac 🤗
I’m like the Jojo Siwa of our carpentry shop. I invented gay carpentry
me at the club asf
Hittin the club tonight, you DJ’s better not suck..
Can’t meet people from dating apps Can’t meet men in person bc their ex’s exist Damn it’s tough in the streets🤣
i wanna be a kingslayer
just a lil trimmy trim
the saga of the autistic girl and her rocks
What ____ _______ doing tonight?
‘CHALLENGERS’ releases in theaters today!
really rude how every good apartment i find gets snatched up as soon as i request a tour
if you need me i will be building my dream bedroom furniture ok bye
I need to eat something other than coffee for breakfast and lunch
Montreal may still be cold AF but at least it's sunny! ☀️ Have a great weekend, all 😎
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