Noah Smith @smithnoah

Said Matt Gaetz “if me and you seven Vote to oust him, we’ll get rid of Kevin” So through speakericide His leadership died And I’m sure that it went straight to … hell.

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Noah Smith @smithnoah

3 years ago

@Ollotreb @nut_history I think the term here would be “southflipper”

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Noah Smith @smithnoah

3 years ago

@stevefrenchvo @PDelPonte @McGruffatNCPC @hillholliday @AccessTalentVO Wow! Does @shaundiston know about this?

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Noah Smith @smithnoah

3 years ago

Happy first anniversary to my most popular tweet of all time. Sadly, we’re still no closer to cracking this case.

Noah Smith @smithnoah

4 years ago

Today would’ve been Agatha Christie’s 132nd birthday … if it had not been for the actions of one of the people in this room.

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@JennyJohnsonHi5 Hmm … I don’t think I agree. I don’t think there’s any way he was planning on activating the flux capacitor. And I think he was too panicked to remember he was driving a Time Machine. Maybe he thought he could swerve at high speed better than the van.

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Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3

3 years ago

Just like with my children, I am constantly calling Alexa and Siri by each other’s names

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Noah Smith @smithnoah

3 years ago

So now, apparently, I have to figure out what costume I’m going to wear when we go to see the Taylor Swift concert movie? Marriage, year 21.

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Noah Smith @smithnoah

3 years ago

@parabasis The Good German and The Good Shepherd came out one week apart in December of 2006. But I can’t remember anyone making German Shepherd jokes. How did we miss this?

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Noah Smith @smithnoah

3 years ago

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Noah Smith @smithnoah

3 years ago

Activate Rodney mode … Geez! If got a mug with a head like that on it, I’d tell the bartender to take it back. I tell ya, if we had hunches like that, we’d solve every murder on the books! They say a supermodel can smile with her eyes. This guy can scowl with his hair!