S.LIZ @slizagna
unreliable narrator. musician. skeeball champion. earth worm rescuer. litter patrol. stream my album alt: @slizbutsecret ($20 for strangers) Venmo: slizagna hyperfollow.com/slizagna Portland, OR Joined August 2020-
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listening to a trashy smut romance series on audible and the fourth book just started with a new male narrator who has a lisp and while I am not ableist I can say I am confused by the choice for a book with excessive use of the word puthy.
candles are soooo relatable because I, too, am pretty but not very bright
I'm not even annoyed that I could feel the bass from the sound system of a car driving by my house, because that's just impressive. If my chest is vibrating from upstairs, they have a commitment to their craft that is thouroughly unmatched. drive by again so I can feel something.
hey so i noticed that sunshine follows you wherever you go and your presence can illuminate the darkest of days and flowers bloom whenever you're near
like that’s crazy af. how can israel get all of this money but flint has went a whole decade w/o clean water
like that’s crazy af. how can israel get all of this money but flint has went a whole decade w/o clean water
that’s because Zionists don’t actually go places where they’ll be in any danger, they prefer to feel unsafe at peaceful protests instead
that’s because Zionists don’t actually go places where they’ll be in any danger, they prefer to feel unsafe at peaceful protests instead
People in Gaza - literal victims of an active genocide - are telling us how meaningful the protests are. This is all that really needs to be said about why they matter as far as I’m concerned.
People in Gaza - literal victims of an active genocide - are telling us how meaningful the protests are. This is all that really needs to be said about why they matter as far as I’m concerned.
The children of Gaza held a press conference requesting that you stop facilitating their extermination. They said, “We invite you to protect us.” You have NO moral authority. You are covered in their blood.
The children of Gaza held a press conference requesting that you stop facilitating their extermination. They said, “We invite you to protect us.” You have NO moral authority. You are covered in their blood.
Imagine being the college dean who escorts snipers to the roof to take aim at your own students.
Imagine being the college dean who escorts snipers to the roof to take aim at your own students.
A headline that perfectly captures what’s happening on American college campuses:
“Let them pray!” This choked me up. Students of different faiths and backgrounds at Ohio State University form a human chain to protect Muslims who are praying while riot police prep to crack skulls for absolutely no reason.
Caroline Fohlin, the Emory professor of economics seen on video being thrown to the ground and handcuffed by an Emory police officer for expressing concern at the violent arrest of a protester on campus, was jailed for 11 hours and charged with... Battery Against Police Officer
Caroline Fohlin, the Emory professor of economics seen on video being thrown to the ground and handcuffed by an Emory police officer for expressing concern at the violent arrest of a protester on campus, was jailed for 11 hours and charged with... Battery Against Police Officer https://t.co/4VmEJGn2Xb
I just drove by a retirement community in Baltimore. Residents are gathered outside wearing keffiyehs, waving Palestinian flags. Not a huge crowd but out of frame they stretch the block. Heartwarming!
jon drake @DrakeGatsby
112K Followers 2K Following they must have amnesia, they forgot that im him. 1/2 of @blastzonepod. senior brand strategist for @trymetafy
madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi
40K Followers 554 Following like a furby, but worse. unfortunately all views are my own
stoned cold fox @roastmalone_
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Soup @soupinthering
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niles @NILES100
39K Followers 2K Following movie star • @daveonfxx writer • watch my 2 comedy specials for free in that link below
Saddington 3 (in prod.. @2Saddington
17K Followers 2K Following If you’re reading this, watch Paddington 2 • she/her •
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32K Followers 880 Following funny n relatable socially-conscious hot chick ✨Black lives ALWAYS matter✨ insta: justky1018✨$30 DM Fee
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gilbert @memetazaa
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tate @50FirstTates
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thatcartoonistguy @noah_cutwright
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Silence is Political @kayforaday
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Cam the Cat @Claude__Cat
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Liz Fletcher @LizEFletcher
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Raffy Hamid Journalis.. @Raffy1011
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Orla Fee (she/her) @orlafee1
653 Followers 3K Following Inclusive intersectional feminist, not-for-profit leader. Human rights are meaningless if we only stand up for our own. Views mine, no one else’s.
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633 Followers 2K Following Animal-respecting vegetarian empath. #INFJ. Forest bather. Wanderer. Dreamer. Redhead. Lefty. Solar Powered. #GenealogyGeek #NatureGirl #LongCovid
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363 Followers 525 Following a solidly average and decently nice person | wpg 🇨🇦 | queer 🏳️🌈| she/her
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Marty Mouse 🏳️�.. @boo2you2
3K Followers 3K Following Democrat; Ailurophile; Disabled; Sober; Atheist; She/Her;Tennis fan.
Jim Helling @JimHelling
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Ninja @grueneolive
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KMD @KateDNail
130 Followers 1K Following Singer/Songwriter. Mother. Performer. Student of culture and religion via Anthropology.
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Hello Yiddy @HelloYiddy
406 Followers 2K Following Poet, writer & artist; small business owner; founder/director @SalonDesArtsStL; certified naturalist 🐺🦅🐝; joyful & free-range Jew; Vegan; mouthy & a handful.
Ruby Noodles @noodles_ruby
417 Followers 2K Following animal lover; following aus politics and climate crisis, left leaning; #EnoughisEnough; equality for all; passionate Pies supporter
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Sibyl @_girlmadasbirds
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Signe @ak_signe
274 Followers 602 Following Senior Sales Exec at @thebookseller Work in books, own too many plants, apparently. (She/her)
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Amelia Clark, lover o.. @gingertotty
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Emily Silver @EmilySi63656931
884 Followers 3K Following Part of The Resistance 🌊 #NastyWoman #VoteBlue
Lindsay Silber @lindsay_silber
36 Followers 2K Following
jon drake @DrakeGatsby
112K Followers 2K Following they must have amnesia, they forgot that im him. 1/2 of @blastzonepod. senior brand strategist for @trymetafy
madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi
40K Followers 554 Following like a furby, but worse. unfortunately all views are my own
stoned cold fox @roastmalone_
56K Followers 2K Following no milk will EVER be our milk. can’t get enough of me? or just want to say hi? I answer my dms here: https://t.co/FOkADnw5vI
Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad
56K Followers 2K Following When all else fails, all roads lead back to margaritaville. Cohost of @MinorBreakdown. the blue check is for ad rev, I hate Elon
Soup @soupinthering
40K Followers 741 Following muay thai • vegan• life is not a sparring match it’s a dog fight
niles @NILES100
39K Followers 2K Following movie star • @daveonfxx writer • watch my 2 comedy specials for free in that link below
Saddington 3 (in prod.. @2Saddington
17K Followers 2K Following If you’re reading this, watch Paddington 2 • she/her •
𝒦𝓎 @justky1018
32K Followers 880 Following funny n relatable socially-conscious hot chick ✨Black lives ALWAYS matter✨ insta: justky1018✨$30 DM Fee
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24K Followers 720 Following professional butt-sitter and good time enthusiast 🫧 mutuals: @onlinesuffering
gilbert @memetazaa
8K Followers 2K Following real guy | italian🇮🇹 | virgin | loser | bald | 5'8 | forbes worst 30 under 30 | i love my girlfriend
tate @50FirstTates
37K Followers 625 Following just body after body busting out of shit wood and hittin pavement
hootie playoff editio.. @hootietheeowl
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daisy “dan goose”.. @fatstevebuscemi
15K Followers 2K Following fat leftist comedian. uh oh sounds like i should have a podcast, doesn’t it!!! alt: @shrimp_liker
🍉Prof. Thrasher�.. @thrasherxy
81K Followers 3K Following Daniel Renberg Chair, @medillschool. Wrote The Viral Underclass. Columnist @lithub. Writing The Overseer Class for @AmistadBooks @HarperCollins (2025) ✊🏾🌈💉
thatcartoonistguy @noah_cutwright
10K Followers 1K Following cartoonist & director | creator of @TheCarsons_ | co-founder of @imaginexstudio | adult swim, Comedy Central, Disney, & more | opinions my own yada yada yada
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AJ+ @ajplus
1.3M Followers 343 Following AJ+ is a unique digital news and storytelling project promoting human rights and equality, holding power to account, and amplifying the voices of the powerless.
Ghassan Abu Sitta @GhassanAbuSitt1
126K Followers 649 Following Plastc & Reconstructive Surgeon Founding Board member @INARAORG. RTs are not endorsements
TIMES OF GAZA @Timesofgaza
810K Followers 1 Following Latest updates from Palestine (Support our team through the link in bio)
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826K Followers 113K Following A Palestinian, born, raised and based in Gaza. I tweet about my life under the occupation! #Gaza https://t.co/tACzpTvDef
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84 Followers 92 Following white rice, black beans, sofritas, pico, extra cheese, extra sour cream, lettuce, corn salsa w/ tortilla on the side
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103 Followers 104 Following the new improved @stepheniscowboy circle, just in case
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killers of the flower.. @baileymoon96
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Jack O'Brien @jack_obrien
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203 Followers 169 Following
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If you’re a man who has never groped , assaulted or raped a woman , you’re normal , not great/good . That is how normal people behave.
Columbia are using the NYPD to place all of their students on house arrest. This is martial law being imposed on the people of New York for the benefit of a foreign government.
“3 cops at every door!” NYPD are now surrounding and blockading students inside private homes outside of Columbia campus.
candy corn is so maligned. it’s a delicious sugar triangle. just enjoy it like a horse would a sugar cube.
Fuuuuck this is great!
i can think of 1 instance where a rape joke is funny
My favorite fun fact is that the recommended 8 hours of sleep thing only applies to men because they only studied men when they did the study and women actually need between 8-10 hours of sleep! Anyway once I started getting between 9-10 hours my life greatly improved!
@fatstevebuscemi “You know what made me really uncomfortable” gets me everytime you post this clip 😭😭😭
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i can think of 1 instance where a rape joke is funny
There are 0 instances when rape jokes are funny or acceptable. ZERO.
I love me a well written movie. challe ngers better go see that shit. Josh O’Connor took it over and made it his movie
REVIEW: @Zendaya dominates this white-hot, disorder-off-the-court love triangle — even when Josh O'Connor turns the movie into his own personal grand slam. Read our @challengersmov review: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-m…
it took you that long to figure this out ?
BREAKING: US says five Israeli military units have committed 'gross violations of human rights'
Sorry I haven’t been funny on the internet in a while, been too busy experiencing the warm and nurturing embrace of a healthy relationship with the loml
if I can sell enough tickets the next time I have an hour set I’d love to tape a special in a southern city
KING. Notice Dr. Aghasaleh appears to be an untenured professor of color. We see this again and again: those who are the most vulnerable in universities, especially staff, keep taking the biggest risks.
This is how you do it
This professor was arrested last night at Cal Poly Humboldt. He is courageously refusing bond and is initiating a hunger strike until all of his students are released and justice is served.
Hi @Columbia I won a DuPont award in 2022– an accolade from your journalism department that celebrates capturing and reporting historical moments and investigations. But today I’m being denied access to Columbia University’s campus to report on the student movement. Let press in
Solidarity with the courageous and just demands of the DePaul University student protesters ✊🏼 Chicago stands with you in calling for Peace 🕊️
BREAKING: DePaul University students launch their encampment in Chicago
Jerry will be opening for me on June 17 and June 19 when I tape my new comedy special live in New York City 6/17 🎟️: eventbrite.com/e/niles-abston… 6/19 🎟️: eventbrite.com/e/niles-abston…
jerry is right! there’s another article where he goes into great detail about the 17 types of jokes you can’t say on tv so google “Jerry Seinfeld 17” ASAP
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
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