LN @abernothing
comedian in bio (🕺 ⬅️ that’s him) 🥚 she/her twitter.com/search/from:ab… panic pixie camp counselor Joined April 2010-
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just saw a vanatee plate (no really, that's what the plate said)
being too good at it /~:
just got bagel with my bestie Daniel before he drove me to therapy and everyone needs a friend like that
imposter syndrome THROUGH THE ROOF I have a group paper and the only sections my professor made notes on were mine
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Turns out I’m really fucking hot and sexy so
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Will never forget this. RIP Sylvanian Drama 🕊️
Will never forget this. RIP Sylvanian Drama 🕊️ https://t.co/9DxJskdrdS
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sylvanian drama banned? modern day burning of the library of alexandria omg
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THE lusty argonian ma.. @lindawg
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pat++ @patsatweetin
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madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi
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🦋⃤⛈️ miss mo.. @rissaoffline
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THE lusty argonian ma.. @lindawg
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maya ✡︎ @mayaisfiya
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pat++ @patsatweetin
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linc @lincnotfound
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fredesque @FredTaming
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dick snickers @smithsara79
42K Followers 831 Following My name isn’t really sara; I just don't want my students googling me & finding out I say fuck. (any pronouns, just don’t be an asshole)
gilbert @memetazaa
8K Followers 2K Following real guy | italian🇮🇹 | virgin | loser | bald | 5'8 | forbes worst 30 under 30 | i love my girlfriend
𝒦𝓎 @justky1018
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rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed
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Rads @_radsy
35K Followers 942 Following Everything in moderation, except for snacks. https://t.co/5nYXnwFkTs
Discount🍉Emma🍉S.. @Buffalojilll
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Shenanigans @Shenanigans_luv
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formerly Ryan @showerbevs
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avery ♥️🇵🇸�.. @keeblerelfs
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killers of the flower.. @baileymoon96
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@abernothing Mi a more. I hope you find someone that makes you happy
@abernothing I’m watching good will hunting. It’s almost over tho. What are you up to tonight?
@abernothing Asbestos Muffin? I'm doing Asbestos I can!
toxic tort attorneys:
@abernothing @PleaseBeGneiss and when it’s time for wheezin I hope you’ll understand…
@abernothing while i’m making a mess o’ the leo i am, ma
muscle mommy wonder woman has returned
a police officer need to break taylor swift’s heart so that shit can finally get abolished
Reverse colonization is my kiwi roommate getting me to say “coriander” and eat bones
had an allergic reaction to a bug bite n then had an allergic reaction to the iv antibiotics :)
oomfs what is your near death experience? and no you cannot say you stared into the headlights or that the strawb was poisoned
@antifaoperative we need something worse than the death penalty in this world.
abolitionists lose me when it comes to cases like these because you can’t convince me filth like this can be rehabilitated.
he’s out on bail btw. our justice system is a joke.
Pennsylvania police officer, Steven Cugini, has been arrested for raping & beating a 13 month old.
Boyfriend told me he meal prepped today and upon investigation that meant he made and froze 20 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
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After my friends text me that Bridgestone was horny and full of yearning but sure
for some reason whenever my lover messages me i get up from my chair and do this and i dont fuckign know why
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