Rylee J. Newton @ryleenewton

I’ve never felt more understood than the day the guy in my office (who told me he was “almost an incel”) stacked his fruit snacks into a mountain before he ate them.

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Rylee J. Newton @ryleenewton · Dec 31, 2017 Dear Hollywood types, reboot "The Fall Guy." Lee Majors cameo, please, and thank you. it's finally happening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! collider.com/the-fall-guy-m…

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a year ago

I never noticed eggs until eggs got a girlfriend.

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2 years ago

Wish I would have tweeted my idea for Quantum Lyft five years ago, but here we are, me in Glendale sweating it out, Hollywood with central air.

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2 years ago

To the Gen Z barista who just called me ma’am four times, my preferred pronoun is th’am

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2 years ago

New Invention: Snacking Mittens (fingerless)

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2 years ago

Skinny Pop sounds like the star of a porn called “Whole Bag Kind of Night”

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2 years ago

Please let Reacher’s last name be Oundt (it’s Dutch!)

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2 years ago

I’m like Oprah if she dropped cash in the street and then spent two hours driving around looking for it

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2 years ago

If you’re wondering if your friends are good friends, text them that you got too high and you’re about to buy a boat

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2 years ago

There's a great episode of Hollywood Squares happening in the afterlife right now

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3 years ago

I don't like the way Jake talks to Maya

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Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker

202K Followers 5K Following Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. Wrote a book about games and now writing another. Newsletter: https://t.co/9mOMgDuvfv Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com

Amy Miller @amymiller

27K Followers 3K Following 💜✌️ female comedian / coastal elite white trash / not talking to you, talking to your dog / never not touching my head

Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1

108K Followers 3K Following Comedian & Writer. Living the auntiecore life. The book I wrote is called GRAND. Come see my new solo show: GOING UP

Karen Kilgariff @KarenKilgariff

451K Followers 1K Following TV/VCR Repair

Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy

177K Followers 3K Following I do comedy. I like sports.

Kyle Kinane @kylekinane

201K Followers 926 Following https://t.co/bHxYzIZRtr

30+ years as a comic, 11 years as a husband, eight years as a father of three. My Hollywood pronouns are Who is he/Never heard of him. Scott Baio is aware of me

Auggie Smith, your pa.. @AuggieSmith

10K Followers 3K Following 30+ years as a comic, 11 years as a husband, eight years as a father of three. My Hollywood pronouns are Who is he/Never heard of him. Scott Baio is aware of me

Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian

45K Followers 2K Following 🎤Touring Stand-Up Comedian 📺See me on After Midnight, HBO, NPR, Conan, Corden, & more! 🎤Podcasts — Dork Forest🌳 Jackie & Laurie Show🎧

Jesse Case @jessecase

29K Followers 1K Following It's a lot to unpack. https://t.co/67XS5q07jy

Martha Kelly @MarthaKelly3

27K Followers 2K Following Alvin & the Chipmunks fan account. #BlackLivesMatter Instagram: @mkellyatx

Andy Kindler @AndyKindler

135K Followers 7K Following A Comedium. Mort on #BobsBurgers Podcast: @thought_spiral with @JElvisWeinstein https://t.co/DLxHtjMc5n #FOT he/him

Comedian • Writer • Succubus • Opening Act @jimjefferies • @WGAWest @TelevisionAcad @RecordingAcad • Cohost @doomscrollshow

LISA CURRY @lisa_curry

17K Followers 1K Following Comedian • Writer • Succubus • Opening Act @jimjefferies • @WGAWest @TelevisionAcad @RecordingAcad • Cohost @doomscrollshow

Andrew Sleighter @AndrewSleighter

2K Followers 832 Following My new album Rockstar is available everywhere right now… go get it!

Sarah Tiana ⚾️ @sarahtiana

48K Followers 1K Following Writer /Comedienne/ Mom/ Southern Belle/ Go @dawgs @braves @falcons My new special “44” is on YouTube

Bryan Cook @BryanCooking

6K Followers 2K Following Happily married to Doug, crazy in love with my children Yates, Yardley, and Thatcher, journalist.

Guy Branum @guybranum

96K Followers 7K Following Headlining the Elysian Theater in LA May 7 https://t.co/gFrL2CFLic for tickets.

I tell jokes and I skateboard. Please listen to All Fantasy Everything ❤️ Girl Dad available 3/21 on my Patreon shop! Link in bio.

Sean Jordan @SeanSJordan

15K Followers 806 Following I tell jokes and I skateboard. Please listen to All Fantasy Everything ❤️ Girl Dad available 3/21 on my Patreon shop! Link in bio.

Jonathan Katz @jonathan_katz

31K Followers 1K Following Emmy Award-Winning Comedian • Writer • Actor • Producer - My Podcast "Hey, We’re Back" (Featuring Sarah Silverman, Garry Shandling, Robin Williams, and More)

Henry Phillips @Henlips

31K Followers 1K Following Get a shout out! https://t.co/JPYGT9iIVy Check out my live cooking lessons! https://t.co/64E2sFnBYN Or https://t.co/zwRVAvwZn6

TV writer #etoile @maiseltv 📺 other stuff. Host of #nofunpodcast, Link below for more about my Netflix specials, albums, books, #anxietybitespodcast & shop.

JEN KIRKMAN @JenKirkman

254K Followers 2K Following TV writer #etoile @maiseltv 📺 other stuff. Host of #nofunpodcast, Link below for more about my Netflix specials, albums, books, #anxietybitespodcast & shop.

Kerrie Minicucci @fifth_sign

43 Followers 421 Following Joyful, peaceful, loving but low key thinks hysteria is hysterical.

Rasunda @Rasunda458080

40 Followers 2K Following

11 year Vietnam era Marine Corps veteran. Completely honest and sincere, reasonably intelligent. Formerly known as GunnyFustercluck_1369
NOT LOOKING FOR A DATE!

Grumpy Gunny @GrumpyGunny

2K Followers 1K Following 11 year Vietnam era Marine Corps veteran. Completely honest and sincere, reasonably intelligent. Formerly known as GunnyFustercluck_1369 NOT LOOKING FOR A DATE!

Amy_WQ @AmyWq87637

10 Followers 1K Following

Netoo @Netoo471173

12 Followers 2K Following #20

Rob @Rob22475971

3 Followers 12 Following

Comedian, writer, SAG-AFTRA actor. Peep @NormalNoon! @TheLastOneManShow @TooManyHitlers. @Danza2pac. Dreamworks' Fishstick & Honeybear. Conan. #BLM 🇺🇦

Steven Benaquist @stevebenaquist

863 Followers 596 Following Comedian, writer, SAG-AFTRA actor. Peep @NormalNoon! @TheLastOneManShow @TooManyHitlers. @Danza2pac. Dreamworks' Fishstick & Honeybear. Conan. #BLM 🇺🇦

Joseph James @JosephJame26150

170 Followers 993 Following

Jim Norton @JimNorton113320

5 Followers 97 Following Comedian actor

William james @William62713588

54 Followers 173 Following

🤦🏻‍♀️ @cassieboettcher

761 Followers 2K Following (bet-chur) A song girl & TV producer. 日本語 & français. If I contact you about a TV show, it's legit I promise. You betcha. (she / her)

Andy Abramson @ImprovAtItsBest

619 Followers 5K Following Improv At Its Best! Improv Shows & Classes, Around The World.

Enjoy your delicious moments

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The Real Matt Cappiel.. @TheNightCapp

327 Followers 818 Following Enjoy your delicious moments https://t.co/lGuczzdynL https://t.co/6heOxrDBUq https://t.co/nBsqw6ntQu… https://t.co/FTEDILYpF4

mcraskolnikov @mcraskolnikov

53 Followers 227 Following

Dev® @devsrohi

70 Followers 2K Following ain’t nothin gonna break my stride!

J. Keith van Straaten @J_Keith

2K Followers 2K Following Host of @gofactyourpod. Writer of comedy, game shows, travel, and comedy travel game shows.

TheNoonNormal @NormalNoon

30 Followers 86 Following A quick and funny guide to the new normal with @SteveBenaquist. Fridays at noon. Since May 2020. #blacklivesmatter

Writer of jokes for myself, and writer of jokes for other people, who may or may not pick those jokes. My science-ish podcast is @probablyscience

Matt Kirshen @mattkirshen

14K Followers 1K Following Writer of jokes for myself, and writer of jokes for other people, who may or may not pick those jokes. My science-ish podcast is @probablyscience

Oh hey there! @espnthusiast

365 Followers 4K Following sports and things

I want to be Twitter's number 1 follower. recommendations accepted and encouraged. follow not necessarily equal endorsement.

Royce Cunningham @piratePOV

359 Followers 3K Following I want to be Twitter's number 1 follower. recommendations accepted and encouraged. follow not necessarily equal endorsement.

Ahnaf Mahin @ahnaf_mahin

3 Followers 2K Following good vibes only, spread some love

take it easy @imakestuffcuz

544 Followers 2K Following Maker of things.

vanksalot @vanksalot

104 Followers 658 Following

LonelyFans 🇺🇸 @TroyWalkeresq

2K Followers 1K Following Stand Up Comedy. DU Law Grad. Denver Native, Now in Los Angeles. JFL New Face. Writer.

Denchili @denchili

33 Followers 162 Following

@[email protected] @sudama

952 Followers 5K Following it me

Lamin K Darboe @LaminKDarboe4

20 Followers 207 Following the prove of the truth is in the putting....

Justice Journalist. Sportswriter. Co-host: The Collision, WPFW https://t.co/38joq7OXpO (10am, Th) Mastodon @chuckmodi1@kolektiva.social IG @chuckmodi1

#StopCopCity @ChuckModi1

69K Followers 11K Following Justice Journalist. Sportswriter. Co-host: The Collision, WPFW https://t.co/38joq7OXpO (10am, Th) Mastodon @[email protected] IG @chuckmodi1

Sarah Fisch @cloreen

977 Followers 2K Following Writer, comic, journalist, feminist, Gen X. The ᏣᎳᎽ auntie you never asked for. Too bad.

married. 50 yo native NYer living in Denver Metro for 13+ yrs. fav pres #26, 🇺🇸 progressive 🇺🇸 faithful hostage of the Mets n Jets #slavaUkraini

Irish Kevin @Kevin4bid

2K Followers 4K Following married. 50 yo native NYer living in Denver Metro for 13+ yrs. fav pres #26, 🇺🇸 progressive 🇺🇸 faithful hostage of the Mets n Jets #slavaUkraini

Irene Deniston @irenecoffeebean

635 Followers 2K Following Art and storytelling

Matt Knapke @MattKnapke

245 Followers 5K Following

Stad @CityOfStad

685 Followers 661 Following Current Boy Wonder. Emmy Nominated Game Show Producer. Nerdy Black Guy.

Mustapha Bah @Mustaph11288111

55 Followers 1K Following My name is Mustapha Bah from Gambia I like make friendship with people

11 year old Court Jes.. @bluecorncrust

173 Followers 273 Following Certified Psychopomp.

hahaharvest @hahaharvest

52 Followers 312 Following Portland’s coolest comedy festival! Year 3 Nov 27-29th 2020!

Ammy @Helen66621052

234 Followers 1K Following I'm cool minded and I'm here looking for a longtime relationship with a trustworthy man who is ready to be with me

Danielle Evenson (she.. @praisecheeses

808 Followers 2K Following Podcast writer for @MeetCuteRomComs, @udmcpodcast and @AuralStories. New movie "The Proposal Spot" now on Amazon. Can't digest dairy.

Brian Jarvis @lejarv99

251 Followers 150 Following

Juan DeFranco @DefrancoJuan

29 Followers 254 Following I’m so sick I got ambulances pulling me over

Daley Haggar @d_haggar

14K Followers 1K Following

The live podcast where someone writes an episode of a TV show they've never seen. Live on twitch Saturdays. PDX based.
Venmo: Spec-Script
CashApp: $pecScript

Spec Script 🔜 on T.. @SpecScriptShow

477 Followers 1K Following The live podcast where someone writes an episode of a TV show they've never seen. Live on twitch Saturdays. PDX based. Venmo: Spec-Script CashApp: $pecScript

Writer & Social Psychologist (Ph.D.). Potter. #AmQuerying SYCORAX: THE BLUE-EYED HAG. Mastodone handle: @tcronin50@writing.exchange BSKY: @tcronin50.bsky.social

Tracey Cronin (she/he.. @tcronin50

3K Followers 3K Following Writer & Social Psychologist (Ph.D.). Potter. #AmQuerying SYCORAX: THE BLUE-EYED HAG. Mastodone handle: @[email protected] BSKY: @tcronin50.bsky.social

diego @Diego_Lan00

0 Followers 65 Following

'Writer of Wrongs', Comedy Central Roasts, Historical Roasts, Nashville Squares, David Ortiz Roast, Roast Battle, MXC, Astro Gliders, The Burn, & Swamp Girl

Kevin Schini @KevinSchini

644 Followers 594 Following 'Writer of Wrongs', Comedy Central Roasts, Historical Roasts, Nashville Squares, David Ortiz Roast, Roast Battle, MXC, Astro Gliders, The Burn, & Swamp Girl

andipalmur.bsky.socia.. @andipalmur

2K Followers 1K Following End the human extermination campaign in Gaza now.

51% Mr. Jones / 49% Mr. Brightside || 📺 Writer: Emmys, Spirit Awards, MTV Movie Awards, That’s My Jam, Friday Night Vibes, Snake Oil, Raid the Cage, etc.

Rob Zappulla @rob_zappulla

401 Followers 363 Following 51% Mr. Jones / 49% Mr. Brightside || 📺 Writer: Emmys, Spirit Awards, MTV Movie Awards, That’s My Jam, Friday Night Vibes, Snake Oil, Raid the Cage, etc.

(they/them) 1x Emmy loser. supervising producer. WGA writer. a pro at reality, quiz and talk shows. berkeley & johns hopkins grad. #WGAStrong

mickified 🍉 @mickified

1K Followers 395 Following (they/them) 1x Emmy loser. supervising producer. WGA writer. a pro at reality, quiz and talk shows. berkeley & johns hopkins grad. #WGAStrong

dwanye west @DwayneCullen

672 Followers 966 Following

Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16

106K Followers 6K Following Comedian / Emmy-Nominated & WGA Award-Winning Writer / Seen on After Midnight, Conan, Corden / NYT Best Selling Author / "Cis Woke Grief Sl*t" out now.

Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker

202K Followers 5K Following Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. Wrote a book about games and now writing another. Newsletter: https://t.co/9mOMgDuvfv Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com

Amy Miller @amymiller

27K Followers 3K Following 💜✌️ female comedian / coastal elite white trash / not talking to you, talking to your dog / never not touching my head

Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman

200K Followers 4K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.

BillyWayneDavis @BillyWayneDavis

37K Followers 0 Following https://t.co/NmSrO8yocM

Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins

1.2M Followers 3K Following TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram: https://t.co/OWAlzVWjle

Karen Kilgariff @KarenKilgariff

451K Followers 1K Following TV/VCR Repair

rob delaney @robdelaney

1.5M Followers 2 Following You can get my new book, A Heart That Works, at the link below.

Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy

177K Followers 3K Following I do comedy. I like sports.

Kyle Kinane @kylekinane

201K Followers 926 Following https://t.co/bHxYzIZRtr

Auggie Smith, your pa.. @AuggieSmith

10K Followers 3K Following 30+ years as a comic, 11 years as a husband, eight years as a father of three. My Hollywood pronouns are Who is he/Never heard of him. Scott Baio is aware of me

Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian

45K Followers 2K Following 🎤Touring Stand-Up Comedian 📺See me on After Midnight, HBO, NPR, Conan, Corden, & more! 🎤Podcasts — Dork Forest🌳 Jackie & Laurie Show🎧

Jesse Case @jessecase

29K Followers 1K Following It's a lot to unpack. https://t.co/67XS5q07jy

Andy Kindler @AndyKindler

135K Followers 7K Following A Comedium. Mort on #BobsBurgers Podcast: @thought_spiral with @JElvisWeinstein https://t.co/DLxHtjMc5n #FOT he/him

I tell the truth like white draws. FORMER: @TheDailyShow CURRENT: Social Recluse. FAMU grad reppin 205. Took me 5 yrs to get a 4yr degree, don't take me serious

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr

438K Followers 6K Following I tell the truth like white draws. FORMER: @TheDailyShow CURRENT: Social Recluse. FAMU grad reppin 205. Took me 5 yrs to get a 4yr degree, don't take me serious

LISA CURRY @lisa_curry

17K Followers 1K Following Comedian • Writer • Succubus • Opening Act @jimjefferies • @WGAWest @TelevisionAcad @RecordingAcad • Cohost @doomscrollshow

Andrew Sleighter @AndrewSleighter

2K Followers 832 Following My new album Rockstar is available everywhere right now… go get it!

Sarah Tiana ⚾️ @sarahtiana

48K Followers 1K Following Writer /Comedienne/ Mom/ Southern Belle/ Go @dawgs @braves @falcons My new special “44” is on YouTube

Comedian. Cuckservative Libtard. Netflix Special: ”The Honeymoon Special” streaming now. BOOK “Kasher In the Rye” on Amazon. POD: Endless Honeymoon.

Moshe Kasher @moshekasher

175K Followers 797 Following Comedian. Cuckservative Libtard. Netflix Special: ”The Honeymoon Special” streaming now. BOOK “Kasher In the Rye” on Amazon. POD: Endless Honeymoon.

I hope you feel light. I’m on Threads. For a PDF copy of my book Swear on Lily, go to the last page of my website: https://t.co/L6jblQylf1

Wendy Liebman ☮️ @WendyLiebman

41K Followers 11K Following I hope you feel light. I’m on Threads. For a PDF copy of my book Swear on Lily, go to the last page of my website: https://t.co/L6jblQylf1

Grumpy Gunny @GrumpyGunny

2K Followers 1K Following 11 year Vietnam era Marine Corps veteran. Completely honest and sincere, reasonably intelligent. Formerly known as GunnyFustercluck_1369 NOT LOOKING FOR A DATE!

Level Headed Games @LH_games

142 Followers 37 Following

chaddaniels @thatchaddaniels

25K Followers 276 Following Stand-up Comedian. I’m on tour! Twitter is my adult time so if you want to play nice find me on Facebook.

Deadline Hollywood @DEADLINE

1.1M Followers 117K Following The Definitive Choice for Industry Insiders

Bakari Sellers @Bakari_Sellers

399K Followers 4K Following Former SC House of Rep '06 - '14. @CNN @StromLaw. 2x NYT Bestseller. “THE MOMENT” Out April 23, 2024

Issa Rae @IssaRae

1.6M Followers 1K Following @HOORAEmedia https://t.co/Lepn7urT1R

Steven Benaquist @stevebenaquist

863 Followers 596 Following Comedian, writer, SAG-AFTRA actor. Peep @NormalNoon! @TheLastOneManShow @TooManyHitlers. @Danza2pac. Dreamworks' Fishstick & Honeybear. Conan. #BLM 🇺🇦

💅🏾 fat bitch in a wheelchair 🎥 Sun Spider @spiderverse 📺 @netflix @hbo @jimmykimmellive 🎤 @justforlaughs New Face 💥 @vulture CYSWK 🇩🇴🏳️‍🌈🌴

Danielle Perez she/he.. @DivaDelux

18K Followers 1K Following 💅🏾 fat bitch in a wheelchair 🎥 Sun Spider @spiderverse 📺 @netflix @hbo @jimmykimmellive 🎤 @justforlaughs New Face 💥 @vulture CYSWK 🇩🇴🏳️‍🌈🌴

Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes

1.2M Followers 931 Following Tix for Ben Schwartz & Friends improv shows at https://t.co/BfAqa2o7Hy

Dog lover, bigfoot enthusiast, bed bug survivor, illuminati member since 2005, WWE junkie, I own a robot, oh also Im on TV. Podcast is “Jeff Dyes Friendship”

Jeff Dye @JeffDye

70K Followers 819 Following Dog lover, bigfoot enthusiast, bed bug survivor, illuminati member since 2005, WWE junkie, I own a robot, oh also Im on TV. Podcast is “Jeff Dyes Friendship”

Damon Wayans Yunior? @wayansjr

362K Followers 1K Following

🤦🏻‍♀️ @cassieboettcher

761 Followers 2K Following (bet-chur) A song girl & TV producer. 日本語 & français. If I contact you about a TV show, it's legit I promise. You betcha. (she / her)

Indiana Football @IndianaFootball

125K Followers 463 Following Home of the Indiana Hoosiers. Coached by @CCignettiIU. #IUFB

I make jokes and stories and puppets and stuff and sound my decembers exploring the fun cosmic nightmare of Christmas as the “santanist” Sugar Plum Gary

Emmett Montgomery @emmettfungomery

2K Followers 2K Following I make jokes and stories and puppets and stuff and sound my decembers exploring the fun cosmic nightmare of Christmas as the “santanist” Sugar Plum Gary

TheNoonNormal @NormalNoon

30 Followers 86 Following A quick and funny guide to the new normal with @SteveBenaquist. Fridays at noon. Since May 2020. #blacklivesmatter

Watch & tweet to Turner Classic Movies w/ #TCMParty. Tweets by @Paula_Guthat [PG] @joelrwilliams1 [JW]. We DON'T work for TCM, but we are TCM Ambassadors

#SaveTCM Party @TCM_Party

43K Followers 1K Following Watch & tweet to Turner Classic Movies w/ #TCMParty. Tweets by @Paula_Guthat [PG] @joelrwilliams1 [JW]. We DON'T work for TCM, but we are TCM Ambassadors

adam pally @adampally

137K Followers 2K Following IG - adam.pally

i can be your long lo.. @PallaviGunalan

93K Followers 2K Following

Christy Stratton @ChristySMann

3K Followers 652 Following TV writer, Rock & Roll Jeopardy champion

J. Keith van Straaten @J_Keith

2K Followers 2K Following Host of @gofactyourpod. Writer of comedy, game shows, travel, and comedy travel game shows.

Let's Be Real on FOX, Our Cartoon President on Showtime, The Jimmy Dore Show, DC Universe Online, Howard Stern Inquiries: jessica@colliertalent.com

FOGHAT STAN @MikeMacRaeMike

12K Followers 2K Following Let's Be Real on FOX, Our Cartoon President on Showtime, The Jimmy Dore Show, DC Universe Online, Howard Stern Inquiries: [email protected]

chet macanudo 🐀 @beerengineer

523 Followers 549 Following yeah

natasha lyonne @nlyonne

601K Followers 990 Following Not to be confused with Stacy Keach. 🪆 @animalcorpo 🦇♠️♥️♣️♦️

Jeopardy! Guest Host and Tournament of Champions Winner. Chaser on The Chase. AAU National Deadlift Champion. Audible Original out now! https://t.co/VJzOT9G1hx

Buzzy Cohen @buzztronics

44K Followers 978 Following Jeopardy! Guest Host and Tournament of Champions Winner. Chaser on The Chase. AAU National Deadlift Champion. Audible Original out now! https://t.co/VJzOT9G1hx

Mr Broccoli @TomBroccoli

111 Followers 602 Following Great at being told I am really tall by elderly people

vanksalot @vanksalot

104 Followers 658 Following

#StopCopCity @ChuckModi1

69K Followers 11K Following Justice Journalist. Sportswriter. Co-host: The Collision, WPFW https://t.co/38joq7OXpO (10am, Th) Mastodon @[email protected] IG @chuckmodi1

Megan Gailey @megangailey

44K Followers 3K Following

Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.

Joe Biden @JoeBiden

38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.

Curtis Cook @Curtis_Cook

12K Followers 1K Following cum joke laureate. https://t.co/CZHLsOxSo4

My new book, Fair or Foul - the Lady Macbeth Guide to Ambition, will be out in July 24. Pre-order! I write for FT/Guardian/Prospect; Visiting Prof @BayesBSchool

stefanstern @stefanstern

21K Followers 7K Following My new book, Fair or Foul - the Lady Macbeth Guide to Ambition, will be out in July 24. Pre-order! I write for FT/Guardian/Prospect; Visiting Prof @BayesBSchool

Rob Belushi @robbelushi

5K Followers 988 Following Don't do drugs.

Stand Up Rube & writer #WGA on stuff and things. come to a show!🇨🇦 🇬🇧 NEW Album on Spotify NOW. All your fave links below👇👇👇IG & TWITCH- @JJWhitesnake

JJ Whitehead @JJWhitesnake

77K Followers 23K Following Stand Up Rube & writer #WGA on stuff and things. come to a show!🇨🇦 🇬🇧 NEW Album on Spotify NOW. All your fave links below👇👇👇IG & TWITCH- @JJWhitesnake

CJ Alexander 🇵🇷.. @CJ_Alexander

680 Followers 1K Following NEERRRRD

Don Frost @WildDONkeyUNO

638 Followers 278 Following what I say is wrong but it makes sense.

Bryan Cook @BryanCooking

6K Followers 2K Following Happily married to Doug, crazy in love with my children Yates, Yardley, and Thatcher, journalist.

Paused comedian & actor, Former Portlandian, Dog Mom, Anxiety Hoarder, Rhuematoid Haver, Gut Buster (literally), Eyebrow drawer on-er #blacklivesmatter

Veronica Heath @VeronicaHeath1

885 Followers 841 Following Paused comedian & actor, Former Portlandian, Dog Mom, Anxiety Hoarder, Rhuematoid Haver, Gut Buster (literally), Eyebrow drawer on-er #blacklivesmatter

This is a story of the journey of four women searching for laughter, love, and libation...and the perfect patio to drink on in PDX.

Patioh! Patino! @PatiohPatino

155 Followers 588 Following This is a story of the journey of four women searching for laughter, love, and libation...and the perfect patio to drink on in PDX.

Monica Nevi @MonicaNevi

3K Followers 1K Following Stand-up comedian. Two albums, two podcast, one huge heart. But that’s not who I am. I am simply Justin Beiber’s step-dad.

Adam Dahl @adamdahlgoes

117 Followers 84 Following

Joketellers Union at the Clockout / cartoons @soseaemerald / friend of @BurlDirkman / “The city’s premier political comic” -Seattle Weekly

Brett Hamil @BrettHamil

14K Followers 2K Following Joketellers Union at the Clockout / cartoons @soseaemerald / friend of @BurlDirkman / “The city’s premier political comic” -Seattle Weekly

Stand-up comedian, metal-head, burger enthusiast. Drinks beer in the shower, sincerely enjoys Whitesnake. Metal sunglasses, not MAGA sunglasses

Jason Don’t Goad In.. @jjgoad

847 Followers 865 Following Stand-up comedian, metal-head, burger enthusiast. Drinks beer in the shower, sincerely enjoys Whitesnake. Metal sunglasses, not MAGA sunglasses

Brian Boshes @brianboshes

196 Followers 18 Following Product Manager, Yelp - Homebrewer of beer and sake - Generally nice guy

Epidenick @chaddenick

710 Followers 369 Following A bit much.

Yola Lu @yolajlu

805 Followers 579 Following Comedian based out of Austin. I have a solo show about Burger King.

Drew Barth @drewbarth

2K Followers 1K Following Comedian | Actor | Writer | “Always look up.” -my Mom

Steven Wilber @WilberWithAnE

2K Followers 688 Following Nerfect pobody. 1ST DEBUT ALBUM, “16 BITS,” AVAILABLE ON STREAMING STUFF!

charles ezell @CharlesEzell

229 Followers 615 Following

Caitlin Gill @ROBOTCAITLIN

6K Followers 2K Following Fashion icon: Jessica Fletcher she/dude

Alec Sulkin @thesulk

2 days ago

Finally watched Ordinary People. Could’ve been an email.

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Jesse Case @jessecase

6 days ago

Do the cops storming colleges not realize that this will only lead to more folk music?

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marc maron @marcmaron

2 weeks ago

Tomorrow is Paula Pell day on @WTFpod!

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bi-onic rad-neck @danielleradford

3 weeks ago

I get the “kicking ass,” but what are y’all doing with all of those names? Just hoarding them in some kinda Names Collection?

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia

4 weeks ago

Look, I love Top Chef but we gotta admit that switching the immunity prize from quick fire to the elimination round was a mistake. Now the quick fire has zero stakes. No one cares if you win ten grand. The elimination round already had huge stakes. Elimination!

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Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy

3 years ago

When I was little my mom and I would go her friend’s house for Christmas & Easter, and they’d come to our house for Hanukkah & Hanukkah. Here is little me, coerced or bribed into wearing a dress, doing egg stuff. Happy Easter friends, strangers, and strange friends.