whitmer thomas @WhitmerThomas
The Civil Dead movie out now. watch The Golden One on HBO. THE CASINO BOYS podcast 🎲 linktr.ee/whitmerthomas Los Angeles, CA Joined July 2011-
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Hello hello hello trust me, you’re gonna wanna hear this it could save your life. I started a crowd source for a cool show. I’ve been working on this for the past 5 years. Video says it all. Go to toddglass.com for more details!
“i like movies” is also coming to Los Angeles! on april 11, we’ll have a q&a moderated by my very favourite comedian @WhitmerThomas at the laemelle royal. tix here: laemmle.com/film/i-movies
A big congrats to Waxahatchee (@k_crutchfield) on her new record, Tigers Blood (out today) Revisit her Talkhouse Podcast appearance with @WhitmerThomas back in 2020 talkhouse.com/katie-crutchfi…
New special this Friday 3/1 on my YouTube 10am est. Please Subscribe.
Here’s a poster design for a movie that I loved from 2023, #TheCivilDead . Written by @claytatum and @WhitmerThomas and directed by Clay Tatum. It’s really funny and charming and I hope that you seek it out. (It’s streaming on Shotime and Paramount+.
NYC!!! Doing a last minute show at @UnionHallNY on Feb 8th with Veronika Slowikowska and @ericrahill . Tix on sale now. eventbrite.com/e/whitmer-thom…
Thanks SF ❤️
im flattered but can yall get my name right?
new poster for @WhitmerThomas no one is touring like this guy rn 🌎😤
"Enormously funny and wonderfully idiosyncratic" @esquire Book your tickets now to see a special preview of #TheCivilDead + filmmaker video intro and the UK premiere of short film WRITE A SONG ABOUT HEARTACHE @riocinema in 2 days time! Book tickets ➡️ bit.ly/TCD_RIO
The best take on Dave Chappelle I heard last year was from @WhitmerThomas, talking about how Chappelle makes audiences lock their phones away to stop them recording his sets; “why? We all know what you’re going to say.”
1 week until our special preview screening of THE CIVIL DEAD! Come see the film named by @esquire as one of the best films of 2023, a slacker-comedy-meets-ghost-story, from the minds of @claytatum and @WhitmerThomas. Don’t miss your chance! Tickets here: riocinema.org.uk/movie/the-civi…
Excited to say that the next Beyond Interpretation screening is happening very soon! Catch the UK premiere of @claytatum and @WhitmerThomas’s slacker comedy/ghost story, THE CIVIL DEAD. 10 Jan, 6.15 pm, @riocinema. riocinema.org.uk/movie/the-civi…
🚨On sale now🚨 Get your seat sorted for a ghost story like no other; a hilarious, messed-up buddy comedy - #TheCivilDead plays at the Rio, Dalston, 10 Jan + Beyond Interpretation Q&A + short film! 🎟️ riocinema.org.uk/movie/the-civi…
‘An uncomfortable, sometimes awkward, always funny buddy comedy’ @DailyDeadNews THE CIVIL DEAD is in select cinemas and on Curzon Home Cinema 19 January 💀
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One of my fav comics just put out one of the best specials of the year. This is a perfect thing to watch during the holidays with your dad cousin and uncle. Love you @shanetorres ❤️🎉
One of my fav comics just put out one of the best specials of the year. This is a perfect thing to watch during the holidays with your dad cousin and uncle. Love you @shanetorres ❤️🎉
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Hello hello hello trust me, you’re gonna wanna hear this it could save your life. I started a crowd source for a cool show. I’ve been working on this for the past 5 years. Video says it all. Go to toddglass.com for more details!
@WhitmerThomas was brilliant last night
new poster for @WhitmerThomas no one is touring like this guy rn 🌎😤
10 days from now! Don’t miss a special preview screening of THE CIVIL DEAD, courtesy of me (@beyond_intrpt) and @Bulldog_Film, preceded by the UK premiere of a new short, Write A Song About Heartache, at @riocinema. 10 Jan, 6.15 pm. Book here: riocinema.org.uk/movie/the-civi…
The best take on Dave Chappelle I heard last year was from @WhitmerThomas, talking about how Chappelle makes audiences lock their phones away to stop them recording his sets; “why? We all know what you’re going to say.”
I lowkey prefer sloppy seconds!!!
IS THERE HDMI INPUT ON STAGE
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my album "funny songs & sketches" is out today! and as a special treat, here's the first music video. it's for a dumb little country song called "unless..."
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