M @MLostandFound
🌷 Love life. but overwhelmed with life’s responsibilities, Bearded. 🇺🇸.NSFW occasionally. #fuckcancer North North USA Joined March 2014-
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It’s Saturday and I don’t think I followed routine in wishing all a Good Morning 🌍. So there it is!
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If you see this, post a trio.
If you see this, post a trio. https://t.co/vcVpwOC27J
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Wake up, Detroit- it’s @Lions Draft-Day!
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He said “pause” 😂 what a dumbass 😂🤣🤣
He said “pause” 😂 what a dumbass 😂🤣🤣
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now that reggie bush got his heisman back you know what to do next.
Apparently the Ukrainian soldiers have cable tv or streaming television and are in trenches built when Biden was a young child , around 1914.
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@RepBowman There's really only one thing left for you to do. Oh, how you've tried to restrain yourself. You told yourself never again. You did the steps. Attended the classes. But you know, in your heart, Jamaal, it's time to unleash your special power!
Use those roads to drive yourself over to U of M and speak out against the anti-Semitic protests. But you won’t.
Use those roads to drive yourself over to U of M and speak out against the anti-Semitic protests. But you won’t.
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Preach, lil sis. 🙌🏼
Texas Courtney @AlaskanCourtney
24K Followers 12K Following Chronically fabulous. God girl. Handmaiden of the patriarchy. Wavy haired queen of leggings. Professional badass. Commies suck. #TeamIronWill אני עומד לצד ישראל
Schadenfreudelish @aggierican
28K Followers 3K Following Gobbledegook is doubleplus ungood. Stoichiometric. Unique taco. Undiluted joy. Chanclish expert. The capybara of hostesses. ░C░H░A░N░C░L░A░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Cat in the Hat @DomesticCEOCat
24K Followers 2K Following A Cat who likes hats. Professional finder of things. Never a coattail rider
BrownSkin @BrunusCutis
7K Followers 2K Following I only like me..., you should too - just do it! Pronouns: Homie / Bro / Pal
George Wept @GeorgeWept
12K Followers 5K Following Conservative woman, posing as a weeping Founding Father, because Twitter is insane. Still #WithDeSantis. Pray for Israel.🇮🇱 ░S░I░D░E░E░Y░E░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Deebs @DeebsFLA
17K Followers 3K Following A++++ Grader of Tweets, lucky hubs of @kayftl, father of 4 girls, uses commas, way too much. Preferred pronouns: FO/FU/GTFO/STFU
Tandy @dantypo
22K Followers 5K Following “Abandon all hope, ye who enter.” If you use rigatoni as your pasta, you do not love those you serve.
J.R. Holmsted @JHolmsted
17K Followers 2K Following Jenn & Rick Show on @KLRNradio | @MisfitsPolitics | 90s/00s WB show junkie | I tweet what I want. #HookEm 🍷🤘🏼🏈 ⚾️ #ClubWeirdo
Flinnie @flinnie
15K Followers 2K Following I'm a delight©. @mountains_anna named a duck after me. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Socially unaware and whack. Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella me
Amy Curtis 🇮🇱 @RantyAmyCurtis
22K Followers 11K Following RN, Mom, Catholic, girlfriend. Conservative rage curator. | “Republics get the governance they deserve, and no better.” | Dulcius Ex Asperis
The Gormogons @Gormogons
16K Followers 3K Following Global Terror. Val Kilmer. Hello Kitty. Policy. Politics. Vampires. Poland-Lithuanian Irredentism. Anti-Esperantism. Six posters: CZ, GP, GorT, MN, ŒV, & ℞.
Smatt - ס מ א ט �.. @mdrache
10K Followers 4K Following Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, grumble
🐰 Duchess of Bunni.. @AnnaDsays
18K Followers 3K Following Adorkable. UTLaw, Seminoles. I swear a lot. It's like a digital graveyard of burned bridges and scorched earth. #Goldcorp Legal & margarita acquisition.
Amy 🐘🦙🚫🧟�.. @WaltzingMtilda
25K Followers 5K Following Beloved. Jesus is my homeboy, Dave Grohl is my therapist. Queen of The Silver Dollar. I cuss a lot. Freelancer and Conservative Rage Curator at @TwitchyTeam
Witchy Chick @1WitchyChick
14K Followers 4K Following I'm snarky, sarcastic, cynical & bitchy. Raging skeptic. Devil's advocate. Bitchilante. Anti-DM. 100% THAT witch. Powered by Grey Goose.
LibertyJ @LibertyJen
16K Followers 1K Following You can resolve to live your life with integrity. Let your credo be this: Let the lie come into the world, let it even triumph. But not through me ~Solzhenitsyn
Judianna @Judianna
22K Followers 14K Following Former Ruckus Causing Redhead. Now embracing the gray and content to be the grande dame of Boomity.
Rufus T. Firefly (swo.. @hoggomcswineass
5K Followers 1K Following Habitual beer and whiskey drinking husband/dad of one. Usually the reason why we can't have nice things.
Donna @donna_homza
155 Followers 3K Following
Nurse Patriot @LABeachGal1
32K Followers 27K Following Mother, Wife, Sister, Healer, Teacher, Volunteer, Patriot. This land was made for you and me 🇺🇸.
Stella Benefit FTD @StellaFtd
33 Followers 1K Following In order for you to completely transform and step into your purposes. You must close that old DOOR/ Views!!!
CactusAirForce @A_Chapman404
2K Followers 2K Following Aviator. Pro Freedom. Support the Constitution
Strawberry Cream @TammySergio18
1K Followers 1K Following
Lauren Rad @Rad166889Rad
173 Followers 2K Following
Alisa 🖤💛💕 @Blackbird3311
6K Followers 2K Following Football mom, dog mom, tequila drinker and lover of the outdoors! Rather be somewhere on the lake. Fuck Cancer!!!
Shield~Maiden™ MSN,.. @Hikergirl84
30K Followers 24K Following Registered Nurse/Realtor/Published Author/Warrior. Find me at the beach. Go Ducks💚💛
The Curious Pollster @PollSter_Mike1
18K Followers 18K Following Visit our website for updates and details.
Veronika Coton @CotonVeron16165
79 Followers 5K Following
JudiFoodi @JudiFoodi
901 Followers 575 Following
Amy @20th_Centurygal
6K Followers 3K Following Music enthusiast with a passion for Marc Bolan/T.Rex, The Beatles,Boston,Journey, Sweet, Bad Company, and Ramones. Paranormal and True Crime junkie. 🚫NO DMs🚫
Area Man @Kloss1
2K Followers 4K Following It's all marketing for me. #GenX #GOPACKGO. I'd rather be 🎣 Beekeeper 🐝🐝 Cook 🧑🍳
Jess @Gr8ful4Liberty
469 Followers 873 Following Southern gal living life out west. Mom, wife, I love Jesus but I cuss a little. Constitutional conservative. Patriot. WDE! 🦅 💙🧡🐅
Stormbourne @LadyAri_CoD
366 Followers 677 Following Native American Gamer, Degree in Computer Animation Multi Media Graphic Arts, minor in Psychology. Artist by nature and trade. https://t.co/jrWQJvbdcj
MamabearBeth @MamabearBeth
629 Followers 1K Following Very lucky wife to the love of my life. Homeschool Mama to two awesome children. Not very pithy. 1 Thessalonians 5:16-18. Soli Deo Gloria!
carolyn keener @carolynkeener54
2K Followers 3K Following Mama. Yaya (see profile pic!) Friend o Bill. From Mississippi Delta. Conservative and getting more so since Carlisle the Gbaby! Ole Miss Rebels.
MtHomeLover @chgo525
1K Followers 2K Following IFBAP. Jesus is King. Mad Men is the greatest show ever made. Lifelong Cubs fan. Former LEO. Living the dream. I'm only here for the party.
Fashion Felons 🚨�.. @DrewHaas1
916 Followers 879 Following Miranda Preachy and her team helping the sartorially challenged. Pronouns: Omnipotent/Despot
MidWest Katie @katie_midw30281
93 Followers 382 Following Regular Midwestern Gal and purveyor of the #YouWinXtoday Award. Certified Eutrapelist.
John Regan 🇺🇸�.. @jregan11
1K Followers 2K Following I am conservative. A first generation born American. Don't break my bones or pick my wallet. Fear the Flutes. And remember…… Semper Ubi Sub Ubi
Beaverly Hakes @bph960
2K Followers 4K Following Small town PA by way of the big city. Living small. Recovered prog. History, bibliophile, and learning self sufficiency.
Stacey-AA7YA 🇺🇸.. @AA7YA
3K Followers 5K Following #NHLBruins 🐻 #NoirAlley | #FilmTwitter | #TCMParty Thrillseeker, music lover, conversationalist... Self-made, autodidactic. MT ➡️ SD 📍DN84jb
TheRifleman @TheRifleman11
6K Followers 6K Following This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend...I must master it as I master my life.... #NRA LM #Numismatist #2A
Lacy @MamaLava6
313 Followers 918 Following I survive on a steady diet of coffee, chocolate, and sock yarn. Jesus is enough. Wife to a very patient man Homeschool mama to 6 crazy kids
Shamrock Charlotte �.. @WilliamsAndee49
154 Followers 591 Following Sarcastic but not a big deal anywhere
O Honey, Bless Your H.. @mirabiledictu86
3K Followers 4K Following Adult Human Female. Every revolution kills its own, Comrade St. Michael, pray for us Pronouns: bitch/broad/babe Adjectives: Rich/young/thin
Judith Vee @doctor_veee
348 Followers 808 Following Sometimes it takes only an act of kindness and care to change someone's life #maga #fuckBiden #studentloan #employeeengagement #recuiter
Whiskey @TastesOfWhiskey
2K Followers 717 Following I’m a gal from Down Under 🇦🇺 with a love of soaking in a bath, good wine & a taste of whiskey. RT’s welcome.
Sandra Smith New York @Sandra_Smith_NY
174 Followers 3K Following Co-anchor of AMERICA REPORTS 1-3pm ET on #FoxNews
Amazing Pop Culture P.. @AmazingPopPod
27K Followers 13K Following The most powerful pop culture podcast ever created. Official 80s expert. The #1 authority on pop culture and hyperbole. Podcast available everywhere.
Harriet Mills @Harrietms12
908 Followers 4K Following I have learned over the years that when one's mind is made up, this diminishes fear; knowing what must be done does away with fear
cmr ☘️ @Cmrloves
869 Followers 949 Following Wife, Retired . Flirtatious , HUBBY KNOWS.,Gen X .420 💨. Cat mom..💙 my Detroit Lions .#OnePride NO DM . Im not worth it .don’t repost pics or instant block .
Eric Menefee @4real_Emenefee
2K Followers 1K Following Leave My Coffee Alone / Politically Incorrect Patriot /Woodworker #MMIW #Indigenous #sawdustnation
Meh💁🏻♀️ @ComedicEffect2
787 Followers 339 Following 30s - Mostly memes & dad jokes. I'm a flirt but I don't want you🚫NO DMs🚫 Some risqué pics 💕In an abusive relationship with the cost of living💕
Kynzi @outcaster479
778 Followers 483 Following They say: You're an acquired taste. Thanks, I know :) #MAGA #Bowler
Stephanie Orange @StephanieAVFC
2K Followers 1K Following Music loving 🎶 Travel bugging 🌎 Very loving 💗 Lady by the sea 🌊 Aston Villa in my heart. Music in my soul. I like your smile 😉
LLMajernik @llmajer
767 Followers 1K Following Mom. Professional Dilettante. #Tudor history fangirl.
🕸𝒲𝒾𝒸𝓀�.. @fullmoontiddies
2K Followers 583 Following this is my summer home…my winter home went down because of woman beaters reporting my comments. fuck them :)
Nick @Nick_w_husky
143 Followers 211 Following Married to my best friend. Total nerd. החמור של בלעם. Deputy director of the EU Committee on trolling.
𝓜𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓮�.. @Michele21672
16K Followers 9K Following A girl that loves Coffee, Music, & Horror. My DMs are NOT a dating site! Don’t try me! Tweets are not literal unless stated, so calm the fuck down Karen!
Normen Berg @norberg33
4K Followers 6K Following 🇺🇸Digital Marketer 🛍️Just sharing things that I think are awesome 🔍Today deals up to 50% / Amazon
🩺Bohemian_RN 🩺 @Trader_RN_Ape
3K Followers 5K Following Wound Care BSN RN // conservative American female // here for entertainment purposes // 🇺🇸👩🏼⚕️🏥💉
Anna Hoffman ™️ @shoesonplease
8K Followers 4K Following Michigan Mom of 3, Recovering Karen, Cancel Survivor, Short; Not Sweet; UnWoke, UnMaga, Based AF 🔥 🐊 💙 💛
Texas Courtney @AlaskanCourtney
24K Followers 12K Following Chronically fabulous. God girl. Handmaiden of the patriarchy. Wavy haired queen of leggings. Professional badass. Commies suck. #TeamIronWill אני עומד לצד ישראל
Schadenfreudelish @aggierican
28K Followers 3K Following Gobbledegook is doubleplus ungood. Stoichiometric. Unique taco. Undiluted joy. Chanclish expert. The capybara of hostesses. ░C░H░A░N░C░L░A░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Cat in the Hat @DomesticCEOCat
24K Followers 2K Following A Cat who likes hats. Professional finder of things. Never a coattail rider
BrownSkin @BrunusCutis
7K Followers 2K Following I only like me..., you should too - just do it! Pronouns: Homie / Bro / Pal
George Wept @GeorgeWept
12K Followers 5K Following Conservative woman, posing as a weeping Founding Father, because Twitter is insane. Still #WithDeSantis. Pray for Israel.🇮🇱 ░S░I░D░E░E░Y░E░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Deebs @DeebsFLA
17K Followers 3K Following A++++ Grader of Tweets, lucky hubs of @kayftl, father of 4 girls, uses commas, way too much. Preferred pronouns: FO/FU/GTFO/STFU
Tandy @dantypo
22K Followers 5K Following “Abandon all hope, ye who enter.” If you use rigatoni as your pasta, you do not love those you serve.
J.R. Holmsted @JHolmsted
17K Followers 2K Following Jenn & Rick Show on @KLRNradio | @MisfitsPolitics | 90s/00s WB show junkie | I tweet what I want. #HookEm 🍷🤘🏼🏈 ⚾️ #ClubWeirdo
Flinnie @flinnie
15K Followers 2K Following I'm a delight©. @mountains_anna named a duck after me. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Socially unaware and whack. Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella me
Amy Curtis 🇮🇱 @RantyAmyCurtis
22K Followers 11K Following RN, Mom, Catholic, girlfriend. Conservative rage curator. | “Republics get the governance they deserve, and no better.” | Dulcius Ex Asperis
The Gormogons @Gormogons
16K Followers 3K Following Global Terror. Val Kilmer. Hello Kitty. Policy. Politics. Vampires. Poland-Lithuanian Irredentism. Anti-Esperantism. Six posters: CZ, GP, GorT, MN, ŒV, & ℞.
Smatt - ס מ א ט �.. @mdrache
10K Followers 4K Following Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, grumble
🐰 Duchess of Bunni.. @AnnaDsays
18K Followers 3K Following Adorkable. UTLaw, Seminoles. I swear a lot. It's like a digital graveyard of burned bridges and scorched earth. #Goldcorp Legal & margarita acquisition.
Amy 🐘🦙🚫🧟�.. @WaltzingMtilda
25K Followers 5K Following Beloved. Jesus is my homeboy, Dave Grohl is my therapist. Queen of The Silver Dollar. I cuss a lot. Freelancer and Conservative Rage Curator at @TwitchyTeam
Lady Demosthenes @LadyDemosthenes
13K Followers 1K Following A klutzy, quixotic bundle of witticisms, worries, and wanderlust. I’m just here to giggle, mostly at myself.
Witchy Chick @1WitchyChick
14K Followers 4K Following I'm snarky, sarcastic, cynical & bitchy. Raging skeptic. Devil's advocate. Bitchilante. Anti-DM. 100% THAT witch. Powered by Grey Goose.
LibertyJ @LibertyJen
16K Followers 1K Following You can resolve to live your life with integrity. Let your credo be this: Let the lie come into the world, let it even triumph. But not through me ~Solzhenitsyn
Judianna @Judianna
22K Followers 14K Following Former Ruckus Causing Redhead. Now embracing the gray and content to be the grande dame of Boomity.
Bored Housewife ❓ @housewifebored8
6K Followers 477 Following Never trust the living👻 I went to a whore he said my life’s a bore 🚫DO NOT DM ME DO NOT DM ME DO NOT DM ME DO NOT DM ME DO NOT DM ME DO NOT DM ME DO NOT DM ME
Nurse Patriot @LABeachGal1
32K Followers 27K Following Mother, Wife, Sister, Healer, Teacher, Volunteer, Patriot. This land was made for you and me 🇺🇸.
✨✨Tat✨✨ @FlirTatious_1
13K Followers 534 Following Ruled by the Sun☀️ Swayed by the Moon 🌕✨ Sweet & Spicy 🇨🇦 Perpetually broken hearted. No DMs pls 💖
CactusAirForce @A_Chapman404
2K Followers 2K Following Aviator. Pro Freedom. Support the Constitution
TeeTee @InfragilisTee
35K Followers 21K Following Biological Female, Conservative, Catholic, Unapologetic, Sarcastic and Irreverent- MAGA, 2A, Trump 2024
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter
11.0M Followers 4K Following ESPN Senior NFL Insider. Interview & Podcast Requests: [email protected] Host of the Adam Schefter Podcast https://t.co/oz43ix5jZU
Just Erin 🍷🦄 @ErinBode
12K Followers 7K Following #Wine drinker. #Zombie fan. #Supernatural. #Whovian. #Marvel. #Batman. #amwriting. Dog mom. #Bookworm. Karaoke junkie. #Leo. #Ravenclaw. #Hashtagger. #AuntLife.
Shae Aaron @ShaeAaron
13K Followers 6K Following Don't believe anything you read.. If I wrote it, it’s a joke
Jen @xojenlt
248 Followers 108 Following backup cus elons a bitch and locked me out of my account 😂 follow my main account too @jenlt2610
Shield~Maiden™ MSN,.. @Hikergirl84
30K Followers 24K Following Registered Nurse/Realtor/Published Author/Warrior. Find me at the beach. Go Ducks💚💛
JudiFoodi @JudiFoodi
901 Followers 575 Following
Perfect, radiant sunf.. @AshOlutelyTired
13K Followers 304 Following Killing this mom thing. Just kidding. I’m a mess. “Beaker of glitter and starlight.” - @meghanttucker “Most hilarious human in the sea.” - My 5 yr old
Amy @20th_Centurygal
6K Followers 3K Following Music enthusiast with a passion for Marc Bolan/T.Rex, The Beatles,Boston,Journey, Sweet, Bad Company, and Ramones. Paranormal and True Crime junkie. 🚫NO DMs🚫
ShamelessDee @RealUnsweetDee
6K Followers 2K Following One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied…
Area Man @Kloss1
2K Followers 4K Following It's all marketing for me. #GenX #GOPACKGO. I'd rather be 🎣 Beekeeper 🐝🐝 Cook 🧑🍳
Jess @Gr8ful4Liberty
469 Followers 873 Following Southern gal living life out west. Mom, wife, I love Jesus but I cuss a little. Constitutional conservative. Patriot. WDE! 🦅 💙🧡🐅
Alisa 🖤💛💕 @Blackbird3311
6K Followers 2K Following Football mom, dog mom, tequila drinker and lover of the outdoors! Rather be somewhere on the lake. Fuck Cancer!!!
Stormbourne @LadyAri_CoD
366 Followers 677 Following Native American Gamer, Degree in Computer Animation Multi Media Graphic Arts, minor in Psychology. Artist by nature and trade. https://t.co/jrWQJvbdcj
MamabearBeth @MamabearBeth
629 Followers 1K Following Very lucky wife to the love of my life. Homeschool Mama to two awesome children. Not very pithy. 1 Thessalonians 5:16-18. Soli Deo Gloria!
carolyn keener @carolynkeener54
2K Followers 3K Following Mama. Yaya (see profile pic!) Friend o Bill. From Mississippi Delta. Conservative and getting more so since Carlisle the Gbaby! Ole Miss Rebels.
MtHomeLover @chgo525
1K Followers 2K Following IFBAP. Jesus is King. Mad Men is the greatest show ever made. Lifelong Cubs fan. Former LEO. Living the dream. I'm only here for the party.
𝒥ℯ𝓃𝓃 @Jenn2__
21K Followers 14K Following μολὼν λαβέ ~ 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐩 a 𝐁𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐭 in the 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 ~ 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭 ~ ℬ𝒶𝓃𝒿ℴ’𝓈 𝒪𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓇 ℋℴℴ𝓂𝒶𝓃 🐾 ~ No DMs ~
Fashion Felons 🚨�.. @DrewHaas1
916 Followers 879 Following Miranda Preachy and her team helping the sartorially challenged. Pronouns: Omnipotent/Despot
MidWest Katie @katie_midw30281
93 Followers 382 Following Regular Midwestern Gal and purveyor of the #YouWinXtoday Award. Certified Eutrapelist.
John Regan 🇺🇸�.. @jregan11
1K Followers 2K Following I am conservative. A first generation born American. Don't break my bones or pick my wallet. Fear the Flutes. And remember…… Semper Ubi Sub Ubi
Beaverly Hakes @bph960
2K Followers 4K Following Small town PA by way of the big city. Living small. Recovered prog. History, bibliophile, and learning self sufficiency.
Stacey-AA7YA 🇺🇸.. @AA7YA
3K Followers 5K Following #NHLBruins 🐻 #NoirAlley | #FilmTwitter | #TCMParty Thrillseeker, music lover, conversationalist... Self-made, autodidactic. MT ➡️ SD 📍DN84jb
TheRifleman @TheRifleman11
6K Followers 6K Following This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend...I must master it as I master my life.... #NRA LM #Numismatist #2A
Lacy @MamaLava6
313 Followers 918 Following I survive on a steady diet of coffee, chocolate, and sock yarn. Jesus is enough. Wife to a very patient man Homeschool mama to 6 crazy kids
Shamrock Charlotte �.. @WilliamsAndee49
154 Followers 591 Following Sarcastic but not a big deal anywhere
O Honey, Bless Your H.. @mirabiledictu86
3K Followers 4K Following Adult Human Female. Every revolution kills its own, Comrade St. Michael, pray for us Pronouns: bitch/broad/babe Adjectives: Rich/young/thin
GenTXer2 @GenTXer2
17K Followers 721 Following If you think my taste in music is bad...you're not wrong 🤷🏻♀️
Whiskey @TastesOfWhiskey
2K Followers 717 Following I’m a gal from Down Under 🇦🇺 with a love of soaking in a bath, good wine & a taste of whiskey. RT’s welcome.
Amazing Pop Culture P.. @AmazingPopPod
27K Followers 13K Following The most powerful pop culture podcast ever created. Official 80s expert. The #1 authority on pop culture and hyperbole. Podcast available everywhere.
cmr ☘️ @Cmrloves
869 Followers 949 Following Wife, Retired . Flirtatious , HUBBY KNOWS.,Gen X .420 💨. Cat mom..💙 my Detroit Lions .#OnePride NO DM . Im not worth it .don’t repost pics or instant block .
SassyBluegrassy @KYdreamdesigns
2K Followers 1K Following Snarky hillbilly. Typos are my live language. Burgeoning water color artist. 🎨 I do what I want. If you DM me rude comments I will block you.
Eric Menefee @4real_Emenefee
2K Followers 1K Following Leave My Coffee Alone / Politically Incorrect Patriot /Woodworker #MMIW #Indigenous #sawdustnation
Meh💁🏻♀️ @ComedicEffect2
787 Followers 339 Following 30s - Mostly memes & dad jokes. I'm a flirt but I don't want you🚫NO DMs🚫 Some risqué pics 💕In an abusive relationship with the cost of living💕
Kooka-cabra 🇺🇲�.. @KooKooKaJu
668 Followers 613 Following Texan. Politically Neglected. Loves helping people get moving! 'Lick my balls.' - Bud
Princess Danu @Princessdanu_v2
469 Followers 0 Following Back up account... Just in case https://t.co/3HeWeVVgx8
🦝 uooɔɔɐᴚ ˙�.. @_eat_pray_lift_
3K Followers 1K Following Butterface | Bacon Enthusiast | 40-something | Mom | Online Personal Trainer | NOW OFFERING CUSTOM MEAL PLANS & TRAINING PROGRAMS
Kynzi @outcaster479
778 Followers 483 Following They say: You're an acquired taste. Thanks, I know :) #MAGA #Bowler
TwitMo Inmate 2947483.. @Toesin_theSand_
2K Followers 159 Following Twitter Jail for @ToesInThe_Sand | Occasionally funny, some hoar posting, someone’s dirty little secret.
Mr. Matt @mbs59er
1K Followers 271 Following Steady and Comforting. Sales Professional @SayAnythingH is the Love of my Life and I’m Blessed. ILYHNI took my very first edible about an hour ago & I don’t feel anything yet but I do feel really relaxed but like I’m aware of what’s going on so so far so good I guess & I had to wait for my husband to get home cause I didn’t wanna take it without anyone watching me 😂 ok should I…
It's so hard to make the decision to walk away from someone you love. That doesn't make it the wrong decision. It just means what you felt was real.
Me: I’m ordering new sheets for your bed, what color do you want? 16: Black I guess. Hubs: Are you sure?? A darker color will show white stains. Me: what the hell?! Are you serious right now?!? Hubs: I MEANT DROOL!! I MEANT DROOL!!!! 16: You guys are so weird. 😳🤭😂
My name is Aggie. Those of you who know me already know my cinematic confession.
My name is Mike. Silence of the Lambs SUCKED!!! What’s your cinematic confessions?
My town, #Detroit showed the world what we are about. 700,000 and counting at the @NFLDraft - so proud to be a Detroiter, and I am hoping you all come and visit #Michigan soon. That is worth a ball spike for sure. Congrats @PureMichigan @MEDC
Cracks me up that people will unfollow or block someone that shares differing views. Especially political opinions. Do they enjoy advertising they’re only capable of living in an insulated bubble?
Honey baked ham, smashed new potatoes, asparagus. #twittersupperclub
Emotional as the NFL Draft comes to an end. I couldn’t ask for better teammates. Our @wxyzdetroit sports team has loved the crazy start to 2024. Detroit sports fans deserve these awesome times, and we’re proud to get you close to it all. We’re exhausted — in the most joyful way.
Still makes me happy to hear it. Several years ago I introduced son to The Best of the Beach Boys - he memorized every song. 😊
The Beach Boys' first ever number 1 hit
The Lions Hall of Famer Barry Sanders and Mike Duggan announce Ennis Rakestraw Jr from Missouri as our number 2 pick. The Mayor of Detroit DID NOT get booed which shows what a great job Detroit has done hosting a huge and maniacal crowd #NFLdraft
@BlatzBeerLover Nothing like a Saturday afternoon Blatz!
Dropped a piece of mushroom. Iris decided it was not fit for eating! 🤣
CARPS ties up the royals 3-3 in the 7th with a single to right.
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