James Without End @neverendingjim
flaming bankruptcy lawyer / uses twitter bio like an AIM away message / quiet desperation ain't my goddamn scene / he/they Flushing, Queens Joined August 2019-
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Behind every sign there's a story
Objection, assumes lore not in evidence
I sometimes think about how Marx's view of possible means of social reproduction was tainted by how his only serious exposure to the US was doing Civil War journalism: i.e., at the one time when this mechanism (which de Tocqueville had described years earlier) was fully broken
I sometimes think about how Marx's view of possible means of social reproduction was tainted by how his only serious exposure to the US was doing Civil War journalism: i.e., at the one time when this mechanism (which de Tocqueville had described years earlier) was fully broken
Oh lord Won't you buy me A Mercedes Lackey
Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame, With conquering limbs astride from land to land; Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame Is the imprisoned lightn- OH SHIT THE LIGHTNING GOT OUT EVERYBODY RUN
"Everyone loves Pikachu, the electric mouse that drinks milkshakes" 2 minutes later "We regret to inform you that Pikachu is racist"
When I wake up Well I know I'm gonna bee *buzzes around collecting nectar*
love when these guys feel the need to pay for twitter so they can make their important points stand out
*deep sigh* THAT'S WHAT XI SAID
US Froot Loops are harvested in season and aren’t grown with pesticides so they have a more vibrant color, German Froot Loops are loaded with preservatives to keep them from rotting off-season, that’s why they’re so dull
US Froot Loops are harvested in season and aren’t grown with pesticides so they have a more vibrant color, German Froot Loops are loaded with preservatives to keep them from rotting off-season, that’s why they’re so dull
If you emphasize the words really awkwardly The DownEASTER "Alexa" is an easter song
learning that Jesus Christ conquered death and overcame the grave is a lot less impressive when you realize who his dad is 😕
Troubling economic indicators: the market in hot cross buns appears to be undergoing a staggering collapse, with trading prices going from one-a-penny to two-a-penny (a full 50% decrease) in the span of a single semibreve.
It's weird that we treat "don't open an umbrella inside" as some kind of superstition instead of extremely sound advice about not knocking shit over with an umbrella. Same for "don't walk under a ladder [or someone might drop something on you from a ladder]" tbh.
The nice thing about the Seinfeld DVD extras is every time Jerry Seinfeld starts talking, a caption swoops in to identify him. For anyone watching the SEINFELD DVD EXTRAS who might not be familiar with JERRY SEINFELD
Laura @concernedwp
213 Followers 509 Following Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about."
Ebou camara @Abd82928Camara
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Christina 💋 @Christina9572
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Sebastien 🇵🇸�.. @subbastien
720 Followers 337 Following Lifestyle kinkster and friendly nerd (cybersec, bio). @lawsomepup is my lil sub pup bf. 18+. #BLM 🇺🇦🇵🇸 Also @switchbastien on the other sites. They/them
T.L. ⚖️🌸 @ex_factis
205 Followers 280 Following a plain-dealing villain. meddling wizard. 2L@GULC. trpg & food enthusiast. 🏳️🌈. (interactions /= endorsements; all activity personal and not employers')
Taylor Ham Boi @taylorhamabdl
737 Followers 1K Following Looking for attention and padded pals. ABDL, diapers, chastity, piss, underwear, and more. 18+ ONLY NMIK #abdl #gaybdl #diaperbear #diapergay
yo gabba gabagool @posterontherun
370 Followers 371 Following God has allowed me to live another day, and I'm about to make it all of you people's problem.
Sebastien #BLM | 🇺.. @SebAwwad
22 Followers 107 Following Just another dork in New York, spending a lot of time thinking about software supply chain security. Pubkey fp: BC0C 6DED D5E5 CC03 🍞🌹 They | he. Queer.
𝚃𝚘𝚙𝚑𝚎�.. @tophcus
7K Followers 4K Following Co-founder of Daddy TV. I make @SlagWars, @HotHausTV, #XRatedNYC, For The Love of DILFs, and more. | Sex Work Is Work ☂
Lawsomepup @lawsomepup
609 Followers 3K Following Lawyer. 30s. Gay kink. Episcopalian. Wear @subbastien’s ring and collar. DC comics, apparently? He/him. Zoning's a cartel.
The only good cat avi @MeadowlarkLenin
562 Followers 1K Following I cannot be killed by poison or disease.
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beth @bethbourdon
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yogabbagabagool @posterinexile
556 Followers 770 Following The once and future poster. God’s sleepiest soldier. Arguably competent lawyer. Certified lil’ sweetie.
Elizabeth with an "M" @MC_Elizabeth_B
20 Followers 204 Following lawyer, Trekkie, shitposter. I’m not here to start shit but will definitely pile on. 💙🥶😱🦋🧢🚙🦕
Eli Lee 🧿 @elilee_
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JOHN JON JEPSON BONNE.. @BonnellJehovah
0 Followers 30 Following LOVE THE EARTH AS YOU WOULD LOVE YOURSELF
Severian the Apprenti.. @UrthScroll
2K Followers 1K Following At last I called out to the crouching men, "My sword . . . Where is my sword? Did one of you take her?"
Ernie LuckMan @ErnieLies
2K Followers 2K Following brutally handsome. handsomely brutal ; wallet inspector
Olivia Ong @liviola
36 Followers 85 Following 🎬 Cinematics Lead at @SummerfallGames 🐦 Bird Person https://t.co/GRG4M3tyt4 (she/her)
Ada Palmer @Ada_Palmer
12K Followers 1K Following Historian (U Chicago), author SF/Fantasy, composer; @[email protected] Renaissance, censorship, manga, disability/chronic pain, gelato https://t.co/WmvGIcwgYh
the great clown snorm.. @iamschvitzing
782 Followers 2K Following but, doctor… (they/she). follow @pc_pools and the new york mets. free palestine 🇵🇸
alexandra scaggs @alexandrascaggs
25K Followers 4K Following emotive forces shape the gestalt of the brand identity / on parental leave / @FTAlphaville / https://t.co/HzQGtDhzPP
Russell Lange @woostersheer1
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Joe Hammon @joehammon
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I.G.Y. azalea @HaitianDvorce
10K Followers 902 Following Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special
law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg
40K Followers 14K Following good boy living in woods --- tweets reflect my own barks, woofs, and bow wows. cashapp me $500
Napier Nation’s Pub.. @ladyg8rPD
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Max Rodriguez (he/him.. @Max_E_Rodriguez
311 Followers 697 Following law things @MaxRodriguezLaw. husband to 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @coco_chatel, dog dad, food nerd. tzedek tzedek tirdof. #LongCovid spouse, @LCmoonshot.
plum in vase, STAT @preservedpl0m
22 Followers 297 Following 25, she/ia/她，a Wife Gal. I have a lot of work stories about pus.
Josh, Esq. @WintersNstuff
462 Followers 357 Following Another shitty Twitter attorney practicing Josh Law. 🇵🇸
ALJ Dredd @UnionSaltBae
4K Followers 4K Following Trying to make things better for others with my expensive brain. forever defender of unfairly maligned East coast cities. bi/queer, disabled, she/hers #1u
Gloomy @GloomyTeaKay
327 Followers 4K Following +Commissions: CLOSED+ ^Art Trades: OPEN^ {Crochet and Embroidery} •Unapologetically friendly• 🧶🏳️🌈🪡
sinhaha @paulybengali
7K Followers 710 Following Comedian Chaser Gay NHS botherer. Enquiries [email protected]
Sebastien 🇵🇸�.. @subbastien
720 Followers 337 Following Lifestyle kinkster and friendly nerd (cybersec, bio). @lawsomepup is my lil sub pup bf. 18+. #BLM 🇺🇦🇵🇸 Also @switchbastien on the other sites. They/them
yo gabba gabagool @posterontherun
370 Followers 371 Following God has allowed me to live another day, and I'm about to make it all of you people's problem.
Sebastien #BLM | 🇺.. @SebAwwad
22 Followers 107 Following Just another dork in New York, spending a lot of time thinking about software supply chain security. Pubkey fp: BC0C 6DED D5E5 CC03 🍞🌹 They | he. Queer.
law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg
40K Followers 14K Following good boy living in woods --- tweets reflect my own barks, woofs, and bow wows. cashapp me $500
Republican Calendar @sansculotides
36K Followers 3K Following The vulgar era is abolished for civil usage. @[email protected] En français: @Ererepublicaine
Lawsomepup @lawsomepup
609 Followers 3K Following Lawyer. 30s. Gay kink. Episcopalian. Wear @subbastien’s ring and collar. DC comics, apparently? He/him. Zoning's a cartel.
actual heathcliff com.. @RealHeathcliffs
56K Followers 54 Following real, actual, unedited heathcliff comics. not affiliated with heathcliff in any way, just a fan. run by @connorclang
The Company (by Mark .. @MarkWatsonCo
3K Followers 21 Following The Company was a monthly, free storytelling experience created by @watsoncomedian and @matryer. Your votes decide what happens. This was all planned.
SMM Troll Updates @smmtrolls
473 Followers 72 Following The official Twitter account of the Super Mario Maker troll community. Follow for updates on new levels, creators, collabs, and other trolly goodness. 😁😈
beth @bethbourdon
74K Followers 2K Following if you'd like to help me & @kenklippenstein (rascal) sue the feds for records, go here: https://t.co/W8XoCcJ9Gc
yogabbagabagool @posterinexile
556 Followers 770 Following The once and future poster. God’s sleepiest soldier. Arguably competent lawyer. Certified lil’ sweetie.
Napier Nation’s Pub.. @ladyg8rPD
353 Followers 1K Following 🐊 fan. gin psychopath. Oxford comma and two spaces after periods. end of story.
Mawaan Rizwan @MawaanR
48K Followers 3K Following Actor, writer 🧃 #JuiceBBC available now on iPlayer! 🧃
Eli Lee 🧿 @elilee_
2K Followers 2K Following DC resident, rat lover, & law student, in that order. Former fact-checker & @CREWcrew research guy. Let’s build a better, fairer world!
Ernie LuckMan @ErnieLies
2K Followers 2K Following brutally handsome. handsomely brutal ; wallet inspector
I.G.Y. azalea @HaitianDvorce
10K Followers 902 Following Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special
depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki
889K Followers 4K Following Hello I am @anniierau Please take away my blue check! I did not ask for it!
Max Rodriguez (he/him.. @Max_E_Rodriguez
311 Followers 697 Following law things @MaxRodriguezLaw. husband to 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @coco_chatel, dog dad, food nerd. tzedek tzedek tirdof. #LongCovid spouse, @LCmoonshot.
ALJ Dredd @UnionSaltBae
4K Followers 4K Following Trying to make things better for others with my expensive brain. forever defender of unfairly maligned East coast cities. bi/queer, disabled, she/hers #1u
warrior cop @wyatt_privilege
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JP the Sweetie @JP_Pumpkininny
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Jaythechou @jaythechou
351K Followers 22 Following And the Oscar goes to Paddington 3 You can find my other Paddington Photoshops at https://t.co/HPXhncqHx6
Ahir Shah @AhirShah
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Contingency Fee @ContingencyFee
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MÁRK @Mark_Dubs
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it's coup for my fami.. @GhostEsq
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Cemetery Cat @Diane__McNamara
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BDM @bdmcclay
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266 Followers 1K Following child welfare lawyer. collector of books I haven’t read. my blood is mostly sugar.
Ryan Quinn @Ryan_M_Quinn
679 Followers 1K Following former union organizer, current labor lawyer and adjunct prof. America’s least-beloved singing cowboy in @salvation_alley . @nusl & @thelaborcenter alum. he/him
Money Doug @Money__Doug
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Yo Gabba 💪 Gabagoo.. @posteratlaw
377 Followers 700 Following the once and future poster. lawyer by day, pop culture savant by night. desert kid. borders are fake and money is dumb.
Sutton Strother @suttonstrother
1K Followers 2K Following Writer. Movie watcher. D&D enjoyer. Blue raspberry in human form. Physically in NYC. Spiritually in KY. They/them. 30+. Published work in the link below.
Mark Watson @watsoncomedian
262K Followers 4K Following ‘One of the most genuinely joyous presences in comedy’ - The Times. Tour dates and book details on website. Personal messages https://t.co/4P0kjAp17O
April Tweets @AprilTweethound
4K Followers 2K Following giving the phone to my dog please nobody get mad at her she's trying her best
Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh
13K Followers 605 Following I wrote The Enthusiast | I host The Internet Read Aloud | I am the Comics Curmudgeonnever misses, my God
Columbia University Gives Students Option To Finish Classes From Prison bit.ly/3xY3X1R
What the fuck, man? Could we at least WAIT until Amy Coney Barrett VOTES on mifepristone, EMTALA, and immunity before declaring her liberated from the men she was appointed to help? She has a RECORD of talking one way at arguments, but voting the other. washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/…
Your May Day Queen turns 35 today
Koreans, unlike Americans, brought down their corrupt right-wing wannabe autocrat by protesting and imprisoned her. like less than a decade ago!
@samahonline uh cuz typically asian cultures don’t promote activism and protesting? it’s very much a keep to urself and don’t cause attention culture esp as immigrants? u said it urself that’s what white queers r known for
benefits from your job should include a pillow to scream into
My boss: “Oh wow. Thank you for your honesty.” My autistic ass: “Wait, you expected me to lie? WAS I SUPPOSED TO LIE?!” Narrator: They were, in fact, supposed to lie.
A lot of (respectfully) fucking morons seem to be struggling with words like "exact" and "some of you".
"hey just looping in some people I cannot believe were left off of the original email and also why should I have to do this" has been sent twice so far today
Amidst police violence at Columbia, CUNY and UCLA, the news that my friend Paul Auster has died. In 1968 he was one of the Columbia student occupiers, fleetingly captured by British filmmaker Peter Whitehead in a documentary called The Fall
Lots of people who celebrate “good trouble” seem to not like seeing it happen in realtime.
Ah well, nevertheless theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…
Meanwhile the coworker was trying to make pleasant conversation bc they can tell you don’t have any work friends
When my coworker says something extremely coworker and it’s just like okay you are not beating the coworker allegations
Begging some of you to imagine how you'd feel about this exact sequence of events if the president was the other guy.
Goddamn I needed this today, this is amazing
Minnesota’s new labor board votes for nearly $23.50 an hour minimum wage for nursing home workers minnesotareformer.com/2024/04/29/min… via @MNReformer
I am extremely grateful to have a job that aligns with my values when the world is going to shit, but my brain feels like static. How can I focus when our leaders are ignoring and funding genocide and sending in police in riot gear against peaceful protesters?
It’s a beautiful day in New York and it would be a great time for someone to announce they’re running against Eric Adams.
These people spent years telling us that trigger warnings and campus speaker cancellations were signs of creeping authoritarianism and now they are defending police crackdowns on students protesting mass murder. Wish I could say I was surprised.
Nice to see the free speech warriors take a brave stance against "maximalist rhetoric" theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…
As someone who was in Charlottesville, and who didn’t start a disastrous war that killed so many people, from the absolute bottom of my heart, fuck off forever
The Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville was reprehensible. But it ended in two days. What’s happening now on college campuses is worse. It’s been happening for weeks with no end in sight. It’s based on hatred toward Jews and America. Where is Biden? Biden the hypocrite…
i just got nightsitcked at CCNY but i guess i was asking for it in the sense that i was on a public sidewalk exercising my first amendment rights
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