JP the Sweetie @JP_Pumpkininny
Public Service attorney providing free legal assistance to low-income Marylanders. 75% tweets about cooking and my Frenchie. Maryland, USA Joined October 2017-
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Find yourself a partner who ALSO saw this scene and thought, “Aw I love this show and it’s overtly gay couple!” Only to realize on pause that it’s his own hand but also …
Got way drunk watching the Liverpool game and then going to a brewery. AMA.
Oatmeal raisin is the best cookie and I will die on this hill
Watching Star Trek: Voyager for the first time. The second half of season 2 had some of the greatest ST episodes I’ve ever seen. Season 3 seems to be primarily about the crew boinking.
This movie is like a Christmas Jokerfied Tale. So much fun reuniting with the host of We Heard About Pluto, @Reegs815, and my additional cohost George, host of Best Little Horror House in Philly (go birds) open.spotify.com/episode/0dpYPg…
Go listen to the best horror podcast, The Best Little Horror House in Philly. I’m a guest this week with the one and only @JP_Pumpkininny of @HeardPlutoPod fame. We’re talking Silent Night Deadly Night. Go listen now now now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…
Brad Dourif, a national treasure
Brad Dourif, a national treasure https://t.co/PkOZY6jsIw
Everyone should invite me to their wedding. I am so fun at weddings.
This lap and belly … (yawn/stretch) … belong to Pidge
The holidays have officially started. Now watching:
People in America would experience less depression during the holidays if we would just stop playing that morose Charlie Brown Christmas song everywhere all of the GD time from November to January
This may be the most appalling attorney misconduct I’ve ever heard of. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/2417…
Quote w celebs you’ve been told you look like
Quote w celebs you’ve been told you look like https://t.co/Q3B6K1gRY1
@ElonMuskAOC Can i ask a question please why did you change the word twitter to X .thank you
No, Jon, I didn’t make up the definition. Someone named Raphael Lemkin did. There’s also a legal definition of the term. I feel bad trying to talk to someone like you about this bc it means you’re going to have to bother a smart friend who can translate this for you. So let’s
Castlevania olives are lowkey fire
Castlevania olives are lowkey fire
Now Watching: Twin Peaks - The Return
Now Watching: Twin Peaks - The Return
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11 months free of alcohol & feeling great
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Reegs vs @JP_Pumpkininny in the Bugling FFL playoffs. Winner gets the other persons Ferrari for a week. Better have it loaded up with nos, JP 🤣🤣🤣
lol. How can you blame the IDF? They thought they were killing Palestinian women!
Released female hostages said that when they were moved from house to house above ground they would dress them in Hijabs. Important to keep in mind as we discuss how the IDF may have mistaken three hostages for militants.
Oatmeal raisin is the best cookie and I will die on this hill
@JP_Pumpkininny You got close on a couple of them.
I ended up with a big stack of Femforce comics. Honestly, never heard of them before, but the art is pretty rad.
Going to make a video of a girl who asks you to watch the #1 comedy of the year MAY DECEMBER and can’t stop hysterically laughing
Tweeting the idea out ahead of time so that anyone who does it before I do is a damn cheat and a thief!
It’s gonna get like 29 likes across all platforms but I love myself
It's bittersweet for sure. I spent nearly a quarter of my life at the Post, learned a ton, grew immensely as a journalist and as a person, did a lot of work I'm really proud of and met my partner (through a colleague).
Hi friends, after nearly a decade at the Washington Post, I'm proud to announce I've made the move to @AP, where I'll be writing about early education and childcare. To mark the occasion, here's a baby photo of me with my mom.
@Reegs815 @JP_Pumpkininny @HeardPlutoPod I can’t promise to try, but I’ll try to try.
Go listen to the best horror podcast, The Best Little Horror House in Philly. I’m a guest this week with the one and only @JP_Pumpkininny of @HeardPlutoPod fame. We’re talking Silent Night Deadly Night. Go listen now now now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…
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