April Tweets @AprilTweethound
giving the phone to my dog please nobody get mad at her she's trying her best Washington, DC Joined February 2009-
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If you had to pick only one image, which would define Star Trek for you
If you had to pick only one image, which would define Star Trek for you https://t.co/mffYLHDKce
If you had to pick only one image, which would define Star Trek for you
If you had to pick only one image, which would define Star Trek for you https://t.co/d2tdmcG6WK
Columbia University Gives Students Option To Finish Classes From Prison theonion.com/columbia-unive…
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Today's newsletter: Career managers and like Adam Mosseri and Sam Altman have become rich and famous by bulldozing actual builders - and how Altman in particular is a toxic, absentee founder that people have been trying to fire for over a decade. wheresyoured.at/managing-up/
The Biglaw Appellate brain cannot comprehend attorneys who know how to format their own briefs
The Biglaw Appellate brain cannot comprehend attorneys who know how to format their own briefs
If you are having difficulty making friends in a new neighborhood, try giving them pepperonis
That’s Dan Bongino
That’s Dan Bongino https://t.co/VHKcdueOp5
Google, what does "intifada" mean... ......... Oh my god. It's Taylor. It's always been Taylor.
So this league is opposed to defamation right
So this league is opposed to defamation right
maybe some vault-tec experiments were ok
Wife is doing settler colonialism to my side of the couch
If you live in the DC area and have not checked out Roosevelt Island you should definitely go do that
If you live in the DC area and have not checked out Roosevelt Island you should definitely go do that
Wouldn't have that problem with Climate Stalin
Wouldn't have that problem with Climate Stalin https://t.co/o7CZCj5DuA
I want to get off mr bones wild ride
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse
25K Followers 2K Following backup for @thewapplehouse•𝓐lways 𝓒arry 𝓐 𝓑ible•America’s stepdad•listen to @jortscenterpod•head of Trust and Safety at @twitter
Matt the Buff Joker @ToS_Respecter
2K Followers 760 Following the best matt on Twitter. as of 4/20/23 I will be blocking any and all Blue Checks who follow me.
I.G.Y. azalea @HaitianDvorce
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Arlan Hellison (famou.. @badpersonclub
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Lily @lilydont
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rye @DopeyMcGeee
3K Followers 2K Following flying burrito brother. coca cola cowboy. posting professional.
Edward Odell @edwardodell
6K Followers 5K Following heavy metal Martha Stewart, visually impaired, scleral lens enthusiast, Kirkland Goth | OG Nicepilled |https://t.co/q71TEwMYor
yogabbagabagool @posterinexile
557 Followers 770 Following The once and future poster. God’s sleepiest soldier. Arguably competent lawyer. Certified lil’ sweetie.
Sen. Donnie Rifle, I-.. @SteakFrankhouse
10K Followers 2K Following Love too represent my state! All tweets are righteous slander. (205) 255-9375: Leave a comment. pronouns. FSU. Not a parody. Gone Huntin'
"Casey" Jones Podcast @CaseyJPod
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it's coup for my fami.. @GhostEsq
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246 Followers 2K Following The same height as Dora the Explorer majestictiger on the other place
Meg @Megsquito
183 Followers 849 Following Writer. I like to cook and think about ways to solve problems.
Bunny @babybunnybutt
263 Followers 3K Following Stairs in either direction are a nightmare. #twinja lurker
Nathan Stewart @PDXStew
154 Followers 1K Following
Megan 🟧 @feather1blue
658 Followers 5K Following Georgia Democrat sending you love & compassion. Yes, you. ~ Atlanta life ~ Meditating ~ Birds
Muad’Daniel @Djhassall196
464 Followers 936 Following Horror fanatic. Absurdist, film geek, and anarchist/socialist. He/Him. I write about film at https://t.co/bqYXTJi74e
Scrumptious King @satanselectric
256 Followers 406 Following code compliance is irrelevant in this application
Mr. Shidded Doo Doo P.. @mr_shidded
191 Followers 417 Following
Elon chooses Racism @whatashittydm
486 Followers 651 Following I don't do ketamine. He/him, and if you bring either of them up, you have to blow me.
Punished Spectre: The.. @2Hate2Meatbags
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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour
10K Followers 5K Following #ActuallyAutistic #IDIC #Ally 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Follow me for bussin’ Star Trek memes & 💩posting.
Alex Kazanas (now on .. @DudeExclamation
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75 Followers 715 Following hold accountable the architects of hopelessness and never ending violence.
Max 🏳️🌈 @Makinflipeflop
308 Followers 802 Following Love my Olivia 🐕/Ginger/Anti-Fascist/Tick Borne Disease Advocate/Cabot Cove is my second home.
danny @againstposting
827 Followers 803 Following
Rhine Stoned Cowboy �.. @BisqueBoi
1K Followers 864 Following 2004 6th Grade Bench Player of the Year
Something that should.. @2amBeef
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Dog walker🌻 @trsmidget
230 Followers 2K Following Wife. Mom. Grandma. Dog rescuer. Photographer. I don’t have the answers. the train we’re in is speeding down the wrong track.
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Key Dee @Goomba_withahat
48 Followers 134 Following Just here to enjoy video games and fandoms. Currently crazy about Kirby and Pikmin. 24.
DS @LakeDaniel11
874 Followers 4K Following I’ve been wrong before but I always try to move with the evidence, I use this site like a personal notebook, working out ideas, debating, etc.
Red Pyramead Alt @SilentHillMead
1K Followers 389 Following Main account restored @pyrameadhead , follow that one instead
yo gabba gabagool @posterontherun
370 Followers 371 Following God has allowed me to live another day, and I'm about to make it all of you people's problem.
flounda @flounder_ssbm
158 Followers 384 Following i met failure in australia, i fell ill in illinois, i nearly lost my genitalia to an anthill in des moines
BirdsRUs @1800birds4u
288 Followers 4K Following
aah @YoSonChill
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse
25K Followers 2K Following backup for @thewapplehouse•𝓐lways 𝓒arry 𝓐 𝓑ible•America’s stepdad•listen to @jortscenterpod•head of Trust and Safety at @twitter
Fredo Fabrucci: The A.. @Utwitily
17K Followers 3K Following U TWIT, I LOVE YOU | everyone's favorite small account™ | King of hell
Matt the Buff Joker @ToS_Respecter
2K Followers 760 Following the best matt on Twitter. as of 4/20/23 I will be blocking any and all Blue Checks who follow me.
I.G.Y. azalea @HaitianDvorce
10K Followers 902 Following Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special
Arlan Hellison (famou.. @badpersonclub
5K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/LK4GRTnjKM @HeckPlanet2004. action movie explosion/denim vest enthusiast. Hell Zone Pod Cast. I’m trying to help you, but you won’t let me
Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl
10K Followers 2K Following hi, i'm sam | commie sympathizer | big fan of philosophy | an absurdist at heart | cautious optimist | my private alt for mufos is @SamtheTranquil
Lily @lilydont
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rye @DopeyMcGeee
3K Followers 2K Following flying burrito brother. coca cola cowboy. posting professional.
Edward Odell @edwardodell
6K Followers 5K Following heavy metal Martha Stewart, visually impaired, scleral lens enthusiast, Kirkland Goth | OG Nicepilled |https://t.co/q71TEwMYor
yogabbagabagool @posterinexile
557 Followers 770 Following The once and future poster. God’s sleepiest soldier. Arguably competent lawyer. Certified lil’ sweetie.
Sen. Donnie Rifle, I-.. @SteakFrankhouse
10K Followers 2K Following Love too represent my state! All tweets are righteous slander. (205) 255-9375: Leave a comment. pronouns. FSU. Not a parody. Gone Huntin'
"Casey" Jones Podcast @CaseyJPod
4K Followers 2K Following all posts fair use and i will sue you mom's #1 good boy give us legal tender yids who smoke lids - #1 vaudeville revival podcast - anti-clout aktion
it's coup for my fami.. @GhostEsq
4K Followers 2K Following PI lawyer | doing my best | terminally online
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Jessee 👩🏻�.. @BossRVA
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Lynda hates GOP thugs @IvanasStairCam
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Robert Downen @RobertDownen_
23K Followers 17K Following Politics + extremism @TexasTribune. I like Hip Hop, em dashes & Midwest Emo. Used to and still occasionally write about Southern Baptist sexual abuse.
Rimmy @Rimmy_Downunder
45K Followers 548 Following every day I regret picking a job that makes me use twitter Twitch Partner: https://t.co/V1aGefjf3J youtube: https://t.co/kQREzHyRAM
Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek
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Polling USA @USA_Polling
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Petworth Porchfest @PPorchfest
701 Followers 105 Following Free local music on your neighbors' porches in Petworth, DC. Join us on Saturday, April 27th, 2024!
M Y A S S I N C R Y O @exportablediz
1K Followers 97 Following my pronouns will unfortunately still have to elude you
A. Mando Schneides, T.. @AdamSchEsquire
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Alexander Mosolov @amosolov
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Check My Ads @CheckMyAdsHQ
30K Followers 106 Following We protect your right to be free from scams, lies, and manipulation online.
Put This On @putthison
44K Followers 357 Following A blog about dressing like a grownup. From founder @JesseThorn and writers @DieWorkwear & @PAnderson2. https://t.co/j5iQQPozkc and https://t.co/cBilVpW2Fd
Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian
8K Followers 275 Following host of @lions_by . Author of The Hooligans of Kandahar and a lot of sci fi. Holocaust and Genocide Denial Researcher.
Naureen S. Malik @naurtorious
3K Followers 2K Following Energy Reporter @business. Opinions are my own; links/RTs not endorsements
Jolie Darrow 🔜 Hel.. @Joliedarrow
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Tage Rai @tage_rai
9K Followers 814 Following Assistant Professor @UCSanDiego @RadySchool. Researches Violence, Culture, Ethics. Views expressed here are my own and do not necessarily reflect those of UCSD.
🇵🇸 caroline tho.. @scare_oline
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The Lever @LeverNews
64K Followers 685 Following Reader-supported media outlet holding power accountable. Tips/pitches: [email protected]
AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC
82K Followers 2K Following Tracking AIPAC, the Israel lobby, and their anti-democratic influence on the United States #RejectAIPAC | @TrackPACs Collective
Laura Miers @LauraMiers
65K Followers 13K Following Pro-Kindness/Compassion/Love. Wealth inequality will destroy us. Ex-Texan, Global citizen. Law, Medicine, Sustainability, Languages. LongCovid since 2020.
Mark Bankston @BankstonAtLaw
18K Followers 219 Following Partner, Farrar & Ball. Bomb-throwing do-gooder. Half Robin Hood, half Blackbeard. Caught Alex Jones lying on the stand.
Dune Sietchposting @Sietchposting
39K Followers 183 Following A man's flesh is his own; the memes belong to the tribe.
Dropout @dropout
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sean @DilettanteryPod
14K Followers 3K Following //𓃭\\ For I was once already boy and girl,/ Thicket and bird, and mute fish in the waves./ And then we came unto a roofèd cave... \\𓆘//
Eli McCann @EliMcCann
46K Followers 2K Following Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for @sltrib. Creator of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: https://t.co/vo8yEGMbJB
Bugs (like the bunny).. @bugsmaytrix
96K Followers 3K Following 🔞 Free Palestine. Filmmaker, mtg player, model. Neon Genderless Evangelion. 18+ only, minors DNI
The Baffler @thebafflermag
65K Followers 1K Following Political and cultural criticism, satire, and salvos. Since 1988. Online and in print.
Joseph Cox @josephfcox
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Mallory Eeeeeeee @primnimproper_
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jane moon 🇵🇸 @janem00n
7K Followers 710 Following https://t.co/qeZzsQf5hJ https://t.co/93jMxusLl1 musician & artist
Ally Schweitzer #NPR @allyschweitzer
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Katie Way @k80way
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mvm @00_mvm
123 Followers 75 Following (good) music videos curated by pros every last Thursday of the month on twitch
Abed A. Ayoub @aayoub
25K Followers 1K Following Dad. Husband. National Executive Director of @ADC. Living in DC via the greatest American City, Detroit. RT =/= Endorsements. Views are my own.
Beany Tuesday @beanytuesday
52K Followers 503 Following cartoonist/heterosexual icon throw me a bone: https://t.co/EQuMoZW3LZ read my longer form stuff: https://t.co/ZsW2GolX7e
Mai El-Sadany @maitelsadany
33K Followers 990 Following Human Rights Lawyer | @TimepDC Executive Director | @Stanford & @GeorgetownLaw Alumna
Oh interesting tweet by a journalist let me just go check something
Hey Columbia protesters! If you’re so proud of what you’re doing, why are you covering your faces?
I know this guy is a professional, but can you imagine the stress of 40,000+ people relying on you to haul ass through this while "Holding out for a Hero" is blasting on the speakers
In case you wanted to know how bee extermination works
@StefWKight Nice for the gop senator to agree student loan debt is punitive
a very small influencer married into a billionaire family and i am absolutely dying over her demanding this insta handle
It’s wild that this is the main narrative we would have without WKCR, whose broadcast is buckling under the flood of listeners
On CNN @andersoncooper won’t stop implying that the students occupying the hall aren’t students. He’s not disclosing and explaining what this is based on.
The Navy turned the SEALs into a major brand in order to juice recruitment. This had a consequence the military never anticipated: some of the worst guys imaginable are spinning their veteran status into influencer careers. thebaffler.com/salvos/full-me…
Brian Cox says he thinks the Bible is “one of the worst books ever”: “It’s Adam and Eve, I mean the propaganda goes right the way back — the Bible is one of the worst books ever, for me, from my point of view. Because it starts with the idea that… out of Adam’s rib, this woman…
ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using
ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using
@null_fruit @SYLVIBULLET If you want the European mindset you got to start smoking rollies
@null_fruit @buffalocialism american spirits are good for you
A sitting Senator, labels Americans protesting against a foreign country accused of carrying out a genocide funded with our tax dollars as terrorists and puts a target on their back to be attacked. This is insanely dangerous and somehow no one will condemn it.
@HaitianDvorce Bars love it when people bring their own alcohol
@HaitianDvorce In awe that they managed to turn "ditch the bottle" into a pro drinking slogan
I feel like the dividing line for functional alcoholic is right about Here
To defeat an enemy, you must know them. Not simply their battle tactics, but their history, philosophy, art… redd.it/1ch25xk
If you weren't flying helicopters to the nearest Burger King, you were security for a bunch of warlord pedophiles. And you lost..
We know what you guys were actually doing in Afghanistan
Me and the boys protesting against the Taliban in 2013.
@RadioFreeTom @goodthingsliker @LeonardoPl39470 I didn’t know people were still pro apartheid South Africa in 2024
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