Mommy Witch @life_expanding
I don’t tweet much, but when I do, it’s still a tweet. https://t.co/0PAk63Rvo6 twitter.com/search?q=from%… Portland, OR Joined February 2014-
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Afternoon milkshakes with 7. Now I’m tired and she’s wired.
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Ohhh this was pregnancy brain!!! That explains it.
Ohhh this was pregnancy brain!!! That explains it.
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You've heard of catacombs? We have cat on coats.
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Beautiful day for a nature walk with my bestie.
It happened. I just found the bag of chips I was snacking on last night in the fridge.
My Face ID doesn’t recognize me with makeup on. It’s all “who dis?” 🤣
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If laughing is medicine, then belly laughing is a cure-all.
If laughing is medicine, then belly laughing is a cure-all.
They didn’t even yell “Timber!”
They didn’t even yell “Timber!” https://t.co/yqmt66887r
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Tree work is happening next door while @life_expanding and I are quietly getting some admin work done and every few minutes a large chunk falls to the ground and shakes the whole house. We are not ok.
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Sometimes, I say everything. Sometimes, I say nothing.
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Traumaste. My trauma sees your trauma.
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Another glorious day on the water, soaking up the last bits of the warm sun. Today, I had company. ❤️ Yo, Mommy Witch, I got the bird and the sun, but I think I missed the moon. Did you get it?
Spooky Season portraits, requested by them. They’ve been divas lately.
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Cutting cords with fire.
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The alert going off 2 minutes before they said it would is why I have trust issues.
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