jeanie doogan @jeaniedoogan
Comedian. Recovering adult. whooping it up jeaniedoogan.com chicago Joined August 2011-
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Remarried with Children | Jeanie Doogan | Stand-up Comedy youtu.be/WrsI1OYsp8Y?si… via @YouTube
NY has to be the safest city in the world considering how many ppl invite that random guy into their apt after he asks how much they pay a month in rent. if a stranger asked to see my house, I would because I’m midwestern nice, but only after I vacuum and clean the bathrooms
X? How about XO and you come to @CYSK tonight. Use code JEANIE82 for $10 tickets.
I don’t think most people realize—and there’s no reason they should—the amount of demeaning garbage you have to take if you want a career in the #arts. WILLIAM GOLDMAN #screenwriting #writing #writelife
Right-Wingers: Bud lite sent a can of beer to a trans woman? Canceled. Target puts rainbows on tees? Cancelled. Kaepernick kneels? Cancelled. History? Cancelled. A city-slicker with a country accent and tight britches writes a pro-lynching song? LEFTISTS ARE SO TRIGGERED.
.@jrpsaki: “Just some free advice: whether it’s called ‘Moms for Liberty’ or ‘Puppies for Ice Cream’, it’s worth looking into the agenda of an organization before joining it. Sometimes it may not be what you think.”
My whole house and family are union workers and have been for generations. Not a member of actors or a writers union and stand ups don’t have a union (comics stop working for drink tickets for fucks sake), but hell yea to those who are fighting the good fight #UnionStrong
The standards are so low for men in Hollywood that I’m just glad Jonah Hills ex girlfriend is legally old enough to have an Instagram account to post those old text messages to
Hey guys, a white guy quoting a black guy said racism doesn’t really exist anymore so cool your jets with your Supreme Court blah v blah blabbering this guy knows what’s up and he loves America THE MOST
Hey guys, a white guy quoting a black guy said racism doesn’t really exist anymore so cool your jets with your Supreme Court blah v blah blabbering this guy knows what’s up and he loves America THE MOST
The great enemy of #writing isn’t your own lack of talent, it’s being interrupted by other people. Constant interruptions are the destruction of the imagination. JOYCE CAROL OATES #amwriting #writinglife
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Love when comedians say "some of you are gonna get that one on the ride home" yeah that's right buddy everyone's gonna laugh at your joke later, in the car. We'll probably applaud later too once we're snug in bed
Do the wrong thing even when everyone is looking. It’s called the Joe Rogan Experience.
Hosted for @SamJayComic last minute @ZaniesChicago show last night and this new special is going to be incredible. Still laughing thinking about her set today.
Hosted for @SamJayComic last minute @ZaniesChicago show last night and this new special is going to be incredible. Still laughing thinking about her set today.
If you love someone, you will never put them in a group text.
Dude comedians will trash talk Matt Rife for being hot and successful but support Jeff Ross despite being a predator? That’s a roast battle I’d like to see.
I’ve been thinking about getting a countertop ice maker. To be clear, my fridge already has an automatic ice maker, but it’s not crunchy enough.
Only took 15 minutes into his keynote speaker speech to drop the be the change line to a group of high school students. Well done guy let’s move this along ..:
You ever see a comedy lineup so awful you feel like you should warn somebody? Drop the line up in the comments
Joe Kilgallon @joekilgallon
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I got a notice from my daughter’s school about an upcoming father/daughter dance. When I mentioned it to her, she said, “I haven’t decided who I’m going to bring.”
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You can tell how bad you need to lose weight by how quickly people agree with you when you say "I need to go on a diet."
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I so rarely wear a suit that when I do, my kids ask “Who died?”
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If we ever institute a purge, people who FaceTime in a coffee shop gotta be the first to go.