shy-hulud @inviolablevoice
Born under an unlucky star. Mad, bad, and mostly harmless to know. Swearwolf. she/her. find me on b*sky Faron Woods Joined May 2013-
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like a baby exorcism
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“new employee at my father's store his profession is rat killer but he hasn't killed any yet because he's smaller than rats”
“new employee at my father's store his profession is rat killer but he hasn't killed any yet because he's smaller than rats”
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okay wasn't it a little on the nose to give the flight from Philadelphia to Boston number 1776
I have stopped even asking what is happening and started accepting that the answer is "just orange things"
didn't realize WaPo had a comedy column now Opinion | If bird flu shows signs of pandemic spread, the U.S. is well prepared washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/…
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well at least I remember how I did this
one year ago 🥲
he heard Beyoncé for the first time today outside and apparently now has to rethink his life
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Baby platypus..😍 📹platypusci
me singing in the shower
me singing in the shower
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