Molls @mollymarie03
Sports Yeller. Cat Lady. Trash Mouth. Retired Alcoholic. Geriatric Mom. All Black Lives Matter. 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ She/her. Kansas City Joined April 2010-
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There’s an adorable little girl at O’s baby school and her name is Freya (CUTE) and she loooooves O and every time she sees me she says “that’s Ophelia’s mom!” 🥰🥰🥰
She’s a mover and a shaker
Brains are fascinating. I am a fairly intelligent human being. I also walk up to the door from the parking garage to the office building where I work, read the sign that says Push, and then grab the handle and Pull. And I usually do this at least three times a week.
Watch out ya’ll @DBLesky out here takin bout Penis Mightiers.
Sometimes you feel like a nut, Sometimes you don’t. Sometimes you poop on yourself and come home in someone else’s socks.
Everyone stopped talking about it but baby formula is still virtually impossible to find right now. Which is super fun.
Also. Like. Come on.
Me without a kid: It’s daycare, it’s not school. Me with a kid:
She woke up from her nap and was staring right at me so I tried to hold super still so she wouldn’t see me but then I remembered that’s velociraptors and not babies.
It will never cease to amaze me how many Masters level students cannot follow simple directions.
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1.8M Followers 424 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dream@mollymarie03 Fine! No green chili pork tacos for her! 🤣
@mollymarie03 Wow! So much judgement! It’s my day off!!
@mollymarie03 Her cheerful face & her business face are very different 😆
@mollymarie03 Right here for you if you need someone. It's OK to not be OK. We need to talk about it. It's the only way.
@mollymarie03 Listen, nights like this can be tough (SO TIRED), but these are the moments you will look back on most fondly
@mollymarie03 When we were supplementing with formula, I got the Mama Bear brand from Amazon. unfortunately it also goes out of stock frequently so it’s not super consistent, but they usually have at least one version in stock
I want to spend all my paycheck on dELiA*s and listen to Alanis
my goals for day 1 as a SAHM: get dressed get Leo dressed eat at least 1 meal walk the dog 1-2 times wish me luck 🫡
@mollymarie03 Someone disagrees with you. Sleepily, but still.
@mollymarie03 Fight the power, O! Don’t let the forces of Big Bed control you!
@mollymarie03 Babies and their damned object permanence.