evolbrew @EvolBrew
For legal reasons, I am a joke. (he/him) bit.ly/EvolBands Kansas City, MO Joined March 2007-
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evolbrew retweeted
In the United States you can be acquitted of rape charges cause you raped so many women that too many women showed up to court to call you a rapist
In the United States you can be acquitted of rape charges cause you raped so many women that too many women showed up to court to call you a rapist
evolbrew retweeted
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
So the cops need to protect their identity while arresting protesters?
So the cops need to protect their identity while arresting protesters?
evolbrew retweeted
this is where I tweet from
Look, I’m putting in a strong effort to work today, but it’s just not happening.
evolbrew retweeted
BREAKING: The FCC just voted to restore net neutrality. The commission has decided to fully restore the net neutrality rules repealed under Trump. This decision will help ensure fair access to an open internet for all.
Guess the algorithm finally figured me out with this group suggestion…
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Don't like that ciabatta bread was invented in 1982. that's too late for them to be inventing new types of bread.
Whatever they want. All the time.
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so glad they’re taking care of important stuff like banning a silly app instead of stopping a gеnocide they’re funding
so glad they’re taking care of important stuff like banning a silly app instead of stopping a gеnocide they’re funding
Absolute insanity to not continue free bus service. Make cuts to the police to pay for it
Absolute insanity to not continue free bus service. Make cuts to the police to pay for it
How’s that shatterproof glass going?
How’s that shatterproof glass going?
A few touch-ups and it’ll be ready to go out to the street! Projects like this take forever when you only get a few hours on the weekends to work on them.
A few touch-ups and it’ll be ready to go out to the street! Projects like this take forever when you only get a few hours on the weekends to work on them. https://t.co/8a6kCU1F0V
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taylor no
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This bin is cosplaying the most famous comic book bin
This bin is cosplaying the most famous comic book bin https://t.co/ubLsgJsAwr
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I have the paper towel habit of a much richer man.
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It’s funny how the grand conclusion to this show is just him becoming a nuisance to his future friend group and neighbor
It’s funny how the grand conclusion to this show is just him becoming a nuisance to his future friend group and neighbor
evolbrew retweeted
Slipping Death a hundo to give me the “Final Destination”
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@EvolBrew Lightening hit my tree last night...so, yeah... there's that.
In the United States you can be acquitted of rape charges cause you raped so many women that too many women showed up to court to call you a rapist
Harvey Weinstein's 2020 rape conviction has been overturned by a New York appeals court. New York’s highest court found the judge in Weinstein’s trial had shown prejudice by allowing women to testify about allegations that were not part of the case. Details here:…
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i’m sorry it lost the grammy to fucking what
we’re going to die anyway. your whole heart is beating now
tfw you want something with your whole heart but you have to be an adult and not spend $25 on a frivolity
@EvolBrew Is there a way you could send this clip to me, Twitter wants me to upgrade in order to save it 🤪
pls stay safe kc peeps
if you hang out with me on wednesdays i’ll loan you a shirt btw
@EvolBrew @CarjaLandry @PatrickQuinnTV @ATLNewsFirst Thankyou yes; to clarify the student speaking in the video is who is being kind & lovely. Prof McAfee is too tho I’m sure 😇
The only swift related post I’ll ever share 💀💀💀💀
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
this is my vibe actually
Financial freedom.
as a mom with long blonde hair and sons who use it to climb and pull themselves up I can say that rapunzel is a totally plausible story
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
@EvolBrew Sorry, no can do. Gotta have money for the new tank so we can play army
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