Ma’am @rugbypug2002
HCW, Mom, reluctant gym rat, and garlic bread connoisseur. Typos are my signature. #Resist #ProChoice She/Her Joined February 2011-
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I love these things. Until about the 5th one. Then I just like them. I think I’m gonna go buy some today! 🤤
I love these things. Until about the 5th one. Then I just like them. I think I’m gonna go buy some today! 🤤
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hot take but I feel like anyone who sleeps with that guy should be called a girth master instead of him calling himself that
I have a confession…..I backed into a spot when I went to the gym…but, I promise it made more sense that way! If you’d have been there, if you’d have seen it, you would have done the same!
I have a confession…..I backed into a spot when I went to the gym…but, I promise it made more sense that way! If you’d have been there, if you’d have seen it, you would have done the same!
Dear Tennessee lawmakers. Fuck you.
Something about me being raised and you not lasting. Yes, I did put an elbow through a board. Cropped pic to remove as many other faces as possible.
And, my 168 hours of continuous call starts now! Lol!
I’m a health care worker and there’s a full moon. I’m gonna need some top tier after shift care.
Ma’am retweeted
Be with someone who reminds you every day that you are loved. Even on days when you don’t feel loveable
An actual email I sent today went something like this: Dear Boss, I’m aware of the rules around this process and I’m choosing to not follow them right now. Here’s why. -Me Response: Dear You, TY for the head’s up. I agree. -Boss
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It's disgusting how we have normalized making up excuses for people's shitty behavior. Act right or gtfo.
My preworkout. Only my coachs can judge me. And, they won’t.
The vending machine called off work today. 🫤
I’ve already bought my husband a part of his Father’s Day gift, in case you’re wondering what I’m like as a planner.
Borg should be an acceptable word! I will die on this hill!
Ma’am retweeted
You might be tired of someone bringing up the same issue over and over again, but imagine how they feel having to constantly tell you about it and nothing changing.
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ⒷⓊⒷⒷⓁⓎ T .. @smileitsfree44
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Lovely Summery Frock,1868-72. Cotton organdy, silk taffeta ribbon. Wasit 63 cm. ©️ @madparisfr #FashionHistory
Any person who takes a picture of a healthcare provider who's trying to keep their arse healthy and alive just to fat shame them has no place in that bed. Guess what 100% she knows she's overweight, 100% she struggles with it and 100% she feels embarrassed because of opinionated…
any person who looks like this has no business giving anyone health advice or medical care of any kind...
"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone
My mom got me this cute little ring to wear instead of my engagement ring, and she told me that when she got divorced, her parents did the same thing for her so having nothing on her finger didn’t feel so naked and sad, and I think that’s such a sweet idea 🥰
Welp. That’s a new one. Spaghetti coming out a chest tube 🥴🥴🥴
People tell me I act like an old lady because I like to read a lot, enjoy a good cardigan, and am in bed by 8pm. I don’t get why they think that’s a bad thing?
A little #Frockingfabulous lavendar something. #fashionhistory of 1868, via Manchester City Galleries.
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Patient: “I’m fine but my wife made me come in.” Triage Nurse: “Sir, where are your fingers?”
😂😂😂
All these people showed up to watch the dude eat cheeseballs at Union Square….this is America 🤣 📷by @lhummus
Imagine falling in love with someone and they pronounce mnemonic "pneumonic"
Oh, hi. I made someone. He’s pretty great. ❤️
🚨Hold on to your ovaries! Hot dad alert! I spotted Mr. Manbun in Kansas City today and I am not lying when I tell you this man periodically kissed the back of that baby's head.
My mum recently died. I went out and got shit faced. Day after I had to go to the funeral home to organise her funeral. Was so hungover, I vomited all over the table on the coffin brochures. Staff were lovely. I cried. Got £200 off the total bill. Mum would have been proud.
To all the people who think California strawberries of this size likely taste bland. No. This is really the land of plenty when it comes to many fruits and veg.
California, your strawberries are so ridiculous
Me: Mum, can we pop over to see you on Saturday? Mum: Of course, would you like a spot of lunch? The spot of lunch:
@SteveLovesAmmo The fact that your comparing a medical procedure to shooting a dog that didn’t behave the way she wanted it too just makes you an even bigger moron
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