CMyBones @CyndiSaidMed
Adopts greyhounds & loves dogs.Come for the brains, stay for the boobs. Sexy librarian wanna be. https://t.co/2NENF8Ntoe twitr.buzz/cyndisaidmed Around Joined June 2010-
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I'm watching men pillow fighting. On ESPN. On TV. I'm never giving my husband the remote again.
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At the request of some friends... proof of life
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I'm very pro weirdo. You weirdos keep that weird shit up.
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Tit for tat is just exchanging one palindrome for another, much dirtier, palindrome.
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Good morning. You didn’t get hacked. Facebook and Instagram are down. Discord is slow. Welcome to Twitter. Enjoy your temporary stay in Hell.
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my facial care routine has some really good, expensive products that my dog licks off right after
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the only jumping i do at my age is timeline jumping
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those who live in the past are museums, those who live in the future are seers and those who live in illusions are magicians
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don’t forget you are at the top of the food chain so stop dating amoebas
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Nowadays, after months and months of therapy, I'm merely acquaintances with the monster under my bed.
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I'm "I remember pushing friends' stalled Volkswagens as they popped the clutch" years old.
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Do you care about the Super Bowl today?
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Sadly, it's the practice of medicine... and believe you me, they are practicing on me constantly.
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The one good thing about the cold weather is all the cuddles and snugglefucks!
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Sometimes just being there is what's needed and that is a love language!
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Sometimes the classics are under appreciated. Happy Saturday. Cheers.
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