Coleen @ew_coleen
just a gal trying to survive the 19th grade of school Flavortown Joined November 2017-
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
My knee would sound like someone putting bullets in a microwave
My knee would sound like someone putting bullets in a microwave
Chili's
Me and my friends at the aquarium
i’m snitching on everybody if they hand me this sandwich during an interrogation
i’m snitching on everybody if they hand me this sandwich during an interrogation
Trash day is awesome. Get this crap out of here I don’t want it
hey man, come through we’re at the new brewery in the worst part of town. it’s at 300% capacity and there’s one bartender.
Our phone call tonight consisted of John explaining today’s Stardew revamp to me in detail
Yea yea John matched in LR but tbh the real highlight is that now I can finish the Harry Potter game at leisure
I still pack my lunches like I’m a child. Pb & j? Smacks. Lil applesauce pouch? Undefeated.
Buying frozen pizza is such a lie. “Oh I’ll save this for when I don’t feel like cooking”. Surprise, surprise. Day one. Don’t feel like cooking
High carb is bad, high fat is bad, now high protein is bad. I'm just going to eat what tastes good and hope it all works out
High carb is bad, high fat is bad, now high protein is bad. I'm just going to eat what tastes good and hope it all works out
med student in the OR
"you can go home if you want" med students:
I’ve been chasing this high for years.
oh baby i love hospital drama
Cheryl 🫦 @Cheryl9633
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Danna 😻 @Danna_Lynne859
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Tori Fletcher @hellotorifletch
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FetLifexxxEvans @evilevansxxx
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indigo girls cover ba.. @sourratchkids
123 Followers 615 Following while y’all were developing common sense, i was studying the blade (she/her)
Sarah Hall @SarahHall_01
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Denver Mullins @MullinsDenver
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baset- niqrish @Niqrish_beast
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Ana 😘 @AnaKourtney__27
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Jennifer Wallace @jennlynnwall
40 Followers 221 Following ouachita baptist university alum ‘21 | uams college of medicine ‘25
Stella @7785_stella
104 Followers 338 Following I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking
med school de-influen.. @mondaymedschool
196 Followers 178 Following Something in every tweet is mispelled
Alex Otwell @AlexOtwell
367 Followers 805 Following PGY-1 @UAMS_Surgery. MD/MPH @UAMSHealth ‘23, B.S. @UArkansas ‘19. Lover of dogs, basketball & spin class 👩🏼⚕️
WISE @WISEUAMS
720 Followers 893 Following Women In Surgical Education (WISE) @UAMSHealth • Encouraging women to pursue careers in surgical fields • #ilooklikeasurgeon
jjames154 @jjames154
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Kathryn @kat_walden1634
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Maggie @maggie_woody_
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John Winn @winnjohn
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Matt Durian @MattDurian
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Rick, Host of Coin Fl.. @TheRickRosen
1K Followers 4K Following Fantasy, Bets, Politics, Stonks. I delete more tweets than I actually send. Doing very fun and interesting things @BoomFantasy. views my own.
Sabrina Jones @sabrinaajones_
162 Followers 360 Following Neurosciences PhD Student @Stanford| Arkansan | she/her
Will Seifert @wwseifert
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Sophie Hill @Sophiehill1414
159 Followers 281 Following @UArkansas '21 alumna || @udallfoundation 2020 Honorable Mention || @ppiaprogram 2020 JSI fellow at @Princeton || she/her(s) || ΦΒΚ
Grant Scheiffele @GrantScheiffele
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Jennifer Smith @Jennife51900979
341 Followers 4K Following Amazing news🌟💜 Access the website below right now to become a product tester for H&M and win a £100 Gift Card!🎁 Limited spots Link below!⬇️🔽⬇️
Gabs @gabbbyelise
4 Followers 5 Following
Andrew Turner @Andrew_Turner07
73 Followers 280 Following
Noah Anderson @noah_anderson19
412 Followers 474 Following SAVED | Memphis | Kansas City | ΒΘΠ “If you ain’t in my Chucks, then you wouldn’t understand homie”
Carson Ercanbrack @carson_erc
45 Followers 64 Following
Strohmann Breeding @strohmannb
1K Followers 2K Following @UArkansas & @OhioU alum. I tweet about @ArkRazorbacks and @Everton | #BlackLivesMatter
Mayo Clinic Emergency.. @MayoClinicEM
6K Followers 854 Following All things @MayoClinic Emergency Medicine. Practice, Research & Education. #FOAMed Supporter. #WeAreMayoClinic #MayoSharingEM
NHL @NHL
7.0M Followers 2K Following The #StanleyCup Playoffs live here. 🔄: @NHLGIFs 🏆: @StanleyCup 🗣️: @PR_NHL 📈: @NHLFantasy 📺: @espn, @NHL_On_TNT, @Sportsnet, @NHLNetwork
Jack Norys @JackNorys
101 Followers 317 Following
Jace Bohrofen @jace_bohrofen
3K Followers 649 Following Follower of Jesus | Blue Jays Org | Arkansas Baseball Alum
Kevin Kopps @KevinKopps
12K Followers 446 Following Padres Organization ||Galatians 6:9|| WPS @bledsoeagency
Denver Mullins @MullinsDenver
189 Followers 418 Following Ghostrider• UAMS College of Medicine 25’• Aspiring Otolaryngologist🦻🏻
AskAubry 🦝 @ask_aubry
357K Followers 18K Following Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/aMjLdCHVd4 Follow≠endorse Entire TM=TW
Sarah Hall @SarahHall_01
124 Followers 158 Following
Penn Badgley @PennBadgley
549K Followers 212 Following I’ve narrated a @podcrushed short film about grief and loss, animated by Oscar Gomez. Link here:
Cottage Health @CottageHealth
2K Followers 822 Following Providing residents of the Central and South Coast with exemplary health care, continuous improvements in medical practice and commitment to our communities.
Emma Humphrey @MedFitBlondie
10K Followers 2K Following MS3 | EMT | AWS | I wanna cut things but professionally 🦴🩻
BehindTheKnife @BehindTheKnife
31K Followers 1K Following Behind the Knife is a comprehensive surgery education platform for healthcare providers at all stages of their training & career. For educational purposes only
Oren Gottfried, MD @OGdukeneurosurg
192K Followers 309 Following Duke University Neurosurgeon / Spine Surgeon / Professor / Vice Chair / TV Advisor, Producer, Writer, & Actor
Ashley Winter MD || U.. @AshleyGWinter
155K Followers 3K Following Urologist + sex med doc. Views my own. She/Her. IG/threads: @ashleygwinter
frankie jonas @FrankieJonas
581K Followers 76 Following
Jeff Probst @JeffProbst
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The Modern Surgeon @modern_surgeon
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse
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Posts By Feds @SuspectFed
298K Followers 73 Following RIP Terry. DMs open for submissions (to everyone)
Atsuko Okatsuka @AtsukoComedy
79K Followers 3K Following My @HBO special "The Intruder" out now! See me live on tour👇
Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel
1.2M Followers 2K Following ✨an elite employee✨🗓️ Booking : @pegmgmt 🛍️ @trixiecosmetics
Crumbl Cookies @CrumblCookies
1.2M Followers 2 Following Bringing friends and family together over a box of the best cookies in the world! #CrumblTogether #CrumblReviews
Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps
1.8M Followers 1K Following The home of terrible maps with a pinch of humour [email protected]
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana
314K Followers 7K Following 20X+ Viral Tweeter, Artist/Musician/Meme Queen/Content Creator/Tarot Reader/Ramen lover 🤎🐈 tips appreciated for coffee ! ☕️💤
Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 @zillowgonewild
619K Followers 10 Following join the zillionaires 🏡. email me wild homes: [email protected]. Subscribe to the Zillow Gone Wild newsletter to never miss a wild home 👇
Student Doctor Funky @DrTobiasFunky
16K Followers 982 Following why are you here? shouldn’t you be studying?
Keith Habersberger @KeithHabs
506K Followers 417 Following Come see me on tour. He/him. Business inquiries mail to [email protected]
Gail Walden @GailWalden6
158K Followers 167 Following I love my grandkids. Divorced. Knitting and gardening. I love wine. https://t.co/9LYn7rHKEw
Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy
577K Followers 982 Following Video dude. I don’t like the internet I just live here. Try guy. He/him.
Jennifer Wallace @jennlynnwall
40 Followers 221 Following ouachita baptist university alum ‘21 | uams college of medicine ‘25
Inside The Match @Inside_TheMatch
70K Followers 150 Following Everything you wanted to know about the residency match...but were afraid to ask—our #free platform is led by physicians that have your back—#Match2025
UAMS Pediatric Surger.. @uams_pedssurg
165 Followers 91 Following The Peds Surgical Service has full responsibility w/ neonatology for care of patients in the NICU & PICU at @uamshealth & @archildrens
Future Gen Surg Resid.. @FutureGenSurg
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Kelsey Renard Lambou,.. @Kelsey_Renard
443 Followers 648 Following UAMS COM ‘22 • KU PGY1 • Surgeon🫀 • wife • artist • dog lover • geaux tigers
Alex Otwell @AlexOtwell
367 Followers 805 Following PGY-1 @UAMS_Surgery. MD/MPH @UAMSHealth ‘23, B.S. @UArkansas ‘19. Lover of dogs, basketball & spin class 👩🏼⚕️
WISE @WISEUAMS
720 Followers 893 Following Women In Surgical Education (WISE) @UAMSHealth • Encouraging women to pursue careers in surgical fields • #ilooklikeasurgeon
med school de-influen.. @mondaymedschool
196 Followers 178 Following Something in every tweet is mispelled
Manny Montana @lbmannymontana
9K Followers 65 Following LBC Norfside Book me for speaking engagements, livestreams, and more @bookwithengage @hdikynetwork @putemupdeux
jjames154 @jjames154
47 Followers 107 Following
Anyone smart enough to get into medical school is smart enough for any specialty. If you can’t match in derm and instead go into something else, you’re not dumb. And if you do match in derm (or rads or ophtho or whatever elite program) you’re not smarter than everyone else.
Omg what if during the Tom Brady roast his son calls him a bad kisser
one of the funniest tweets on this app
it’s honestly mindblowing just how much taking care of yourself as an adult is simply learning to eat at home and going on walks
welcome back OJ
Kylie Jenner is rumored to be pregnant, expecting a baby with Timothée Chalamet.
3pm? sorry that’s my time to be the most tired I’ve ever been in my life everyday
“The bloodline is secure reverend mother”
CAN WE STOP THIS TREND???
Look between Z and P on your keyboard 🌚👀
Someone dressed their llama up as a groomsmen in their wedding and why am I obsessed with this? 😂💀
asked chiptole worker for 2 scoops of queso and she said “damn”
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
I don’t even know what this joke means
Look between I and L on your keyboard
Perfect tattoo doesn't exis....
“omg poor travis how does he feel about the album being about matty?” guys travis is perfectly fine she just gave him a chinese finger trap to play with and it’ll be a minute before he works out how to get out of it
the girl I’ve never spoken to just got engaged
i cannot believe my frontal lobe is fully developed. like this is it for the rest of my life lol i’m so fucked.
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