Student Doctor Funky @DrTobiasFunky
why are you here? shouldn’t you be studying? Joined December 2019-
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@DrTobiasFunky Should also get a first author publication before end of term
@onmyheartHH Yes but doctors don't make enough more
Incoming medical students this is probably a good time to start reviewing material before the semester starts. You can also use this time to get your BCS/ACLS and forklift certification so you don’t have to do it during the semester
Enough of these goddamn modules
Not watching the eclipse… oh the sun went away?????? It does it every fucking day. It’s called night time
Anybody else feeling more fertile since the eclipse happened?
Real nice @elonmusk, thanks for making this app so much better
5 is king. Everyone else should be sent to jail
Where the fuck am i?
Was i the only dumbass in here that had to make sure a colostomy hole was patent????
Was i the only dumbass in here that had to make sure a colostomy hole was patent????
What are they gonna have a mid-off?
What are they gonna have a mid-off?
9. Get a pet raccoon
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Lil Bennett just got into Pokémon card collecting. I brought out my 151 original Pokémon collection and earned some serious cool dad points.
I gave Lil Bennett my old card binder, which is 30 YEARS OLD!!! Fun to see it get a new life with my kiddos.
Lil Bennett just got into Pokémon card collecting. I brought out my 151 original Pokémon collection and earned some serious cool dad points.
Since the fire last year, I’ve been slowly rebuilding my personal library… how am I doing so far?
Saiyler Rue Steinkamp April 11th, 2024 ✨🎀🩷✨
@RyanMarino @DrTobiasFunky One a day should be enough
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@DrTobiasFunky *job for the intern
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