mommygirl, CPA @bigdumb_baby
ACTUALLY !!! the real official mommygirl | certified Never been Serious in my Life about anything prison Joined June 2011-
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In my dream I went to stagecoach and had a 3 way with Morgan wallen and Chad kroeger
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mommygirl, CPA retweeted
who up thinkin bout me
Checking in and the front desk guy goes “maybe I don’t know how to count” and handed me 30 coupons for 2 drinks each so unfortunately I’m going to have to turn this work trip into a bender
I’m a magnet for old men on accident. wtf I don’t want to be a caretaker I want to be a milf 😔
mommygirl, CPA retweeted
so tired of having bare ass pussy under all my tweets
I need to stop telling people I’m illiterate and then also telling them I’m a CPA but it’s so hilarious to me
mommygirl, CPA retweeted
i’ve got uncles in cities you can’t even pronounce
Checking a bag for my work trip because I’m bringing George as my personal item and my monitor as my carry on
mommygirl, CPA retweeted
Having zero crushes bleak as fuck
Sharks , I am asking you to delay my flight please . Way too tired to deal with slow walkers in the airport
Men are more dramatic than women and it’s so hilarious like ok Princess
mommygirl, CPA retweeted
u be having the worst day ever here come a man saying wyd
Actually I’m done crying I’m going to buy myself filet mignon because I’m an adult
Can a hot guy come over and show me how to get my sports bet money out of the app and into my bank account
As a lifelong hater of Tom Brady my tweet making its way to his fans' timelines is my Superbowl
Omg what if during the Tom Brady roast his son calls him a bad kisser
mommygirl, CPA retweeted
I’m so bad at texting just email me and I’ll respond quicker
Some dude dm’ed me and said he’d still love me even though I have no ass ……………. Cut the cameras
Hurt my own feelings tonight (found out he has a mustache now)
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@bigdumb_baby Gotta be a Hilton with service like that
Me waking up from a 3 hour nap at 7pm
fine, ill participate, me in 2013:
@bigdumb_baby as a front desk guy can confirm we can't count for shit enjoy your stay
I’m salivating right now bro please hurry up
“we have girthmaster at home” says the insecure boyfriend
It don’t get better than this @apesgonewiild @bbellaaaa
my five year plan is to be the luckiest girl in the world
80 degrees in chicago and we are so back
When the devil can’t reach, he’ll send a slutty man with a mustache and mommy issues
The oysters. The diet coke. The way he drinks so it don't spill. That me right there
Ideal length for shorts men take notes
@bigdumb_baby I hope ur in bed with him rn. be a responsible momq
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