David Guzman @davidjguzman
comedy at @ucbny / @tnyshouts / @theonion / @McSweeneys / @PointsinCase Welcome To Wealthy: https://t.co/yF6TKdSNEd… linktr.ee/davidjguzman Joined March 2010-
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Read up on the groundbreaking science of sticking a tiny experimental device into your brain with this new piece I have in @PointsinCase "I Am Proof That Neurolink Works!" pointsincase.com/articles/i-am-…
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"An Excerpt From My Fawning Biography Of An Obviously Deranged Billionaire" Sure to be the best excerpt you read today! Now running in @SlackjawHumor -- medium.com/slackjaw/an-ex…
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@SlackjawHumor Here's an excerpt of the excerpt!
If you haven't already enjoyed the snowy weather, what are you wating for? Get out there and start eating all the snow you can! "'Tis the Season to Eat a Whole Lot of Snow" featured in @PointsinCase pointsincase.com/articles/tis-t…
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80 years later Woody Guthrie’s list of New Year’s resolutions still inspire
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you can whisper "Merry Christmas" at the end of any song and you made it a Christmas song. Also, all jazz is Christmas music.
I'm excited to share my humor piece in @PointsinCase called "Our Farewell Tour Has Been Postponed," all about one band's quest to make a graceful exit -- pointsincase.com/articles/our-f…
resharing this @newyorkerhumor piece for the spooky season! "Please Don't Let Your Third Grader Dress Up as My Husband For Halloween" newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…
absolutely honored to see my short piece “Why I Am Disheveled” featured in the edition below of The American Bystander’s Substack
absolutely honored to see my short piece “Why I Am Disheveled” featured in the edition below of The American Bystander’s Substack https://t.co/EMzyPI2frf
I wrote about NASA’s long history extending back to colonial times for @PointsinCase — pointsincase.com/articles/notab…
I highly recommend The Brilliant Ms. Bangle by @C_Devs and illustrated by @kfaisteele! It's such a funny and rewarding book, perfect for back-to-school. Or, buy it any time, because it's great! amazon.com/Brilliant-Ms-B…
Can't believe people still consider sharks dangerous when you are far more likely to be buried alive at any beach! Some summer content I wrote for your enjoyment that's on @mcsweeneys mcsweeneys.net/articles/there…
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