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Eating breakfest
Wearing glasses that remind me which woman is my wife
Wearing glasses that remind me which woman is my wife
He looks so happy
When the first imax opened in nz I had my 8th birthday party there and we were going to see the iron giant but it was sold out so we watched the only other thing on which was a 3 hour documentary about elephant poaching
I feel like my tweets haven’t been as good since people stopped liking them
They did such a good job of making this band so bad yet still plausible
Today on my tradhusband tutorial I will teach you how to contract and die of consumption
I’m adding nothing 😆😂😵🔫
If he touched MY lasagne he’d be renamed Farfield because I’d bury him far away in field
You know wokeness has gone too far when the sickest among us get to ride around town in an ambulance while the able-bodied sit in traffic on their way to actually contributing to society.
at a bar recently: i did an incredibly perfect mr burns impression and this mondo babe loved it. but then i followed it up with an atrocious marge impression and she walked away.
Really does feel like we’re in the end times
This is all I have to look forward to these days
shmike @mikeballss
597 Followers 664 Following
Australia’s Girlfri.. @bonsoyflatwhite
7K Followers 1K Following hot, funny, effervescent and charming
chrisiscosey @bored2die
4K Followers 4K Following
EMMA @sis_iud
1K Followers 355 Following
petit pois @hashtagnic
316 Followers 345 Following yep. that's me. sooooooo.... you're probably wondering how i got here
K @corrupthonesty
293 Followers 260 Following if your reading this all the ice trays in my freezer are full
fabrizio @princefabrizio
662 Followers 484 Following I’ve been following you for twenty years and I’ve learnt everything about you
juju @Juju43267166
480 Followers 262 Following you probably haven’t heard of me but I am the 4th and lesser known child of Rupert and Anna Murdoch
Asparagus_Brown @Asparagus_Brown
586 Followers 821 Following make joke to make friend // he/they // hornay: @nudecorp
Ellis Goldsboro @EGoldsboro6489
48 Followers 5K Following
Leida Orone @LeidaOrone18703
77 Followers 5K Following
Makenna @vairuh01
62 Followers 443 Following
Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet
3K Followers 1K Following He Him |💰⚾️ | First Irish American to eat 13 waffles from Waffle House in one sitting over the course of 11 hours |
Dorie Clausell @DClausell40365
91 Followers 5K Following
Alanna Lauwers @alanna_lauw
71 Followers 5K Following
ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ࡚ࠢ࠘.. @tecnobrun
211 Followers 329 Following
lamotrigine vape @nadiwoo
333 Followers 654 Following when you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce (she/they)
Joseph Larson @l17552553
3 Followers 127 Following
kait @kaitlyncostanza
14 Followers 199 Following
aaaaaaaaa @orangesangg
28 Followers 74 Following
Zainab Bechler @bechl_zain
70 Followers 5K Following
. @cyyy68
0 Followers 30 Following
skylar 🎀🤍 @onlineweeping
6 Followers 155 Following Life without suffering is no different than death
30-50 feral hogs @w0jakhorseman
582 Followers 675 Following enjoyer of the immortal science of historical materialism, free palestine 🇵🇸
ITman98787889 @Yes10524705
12 Followers 3K Following
frankie @frank_gaetani
0 Followers 24 Following
name cannot be blank @thotcrimeslol
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Vlad the Penetrator @CountScurvy
43 Followers 120 Following
QPOC shakur @grandpafunk1
31 Followers 579 Following
subaru owner @vapehitter
463 Followers 4K Following award winning author of the great american novel • priv: @extremefaggot
♡ anna ♡ @lyneltechtips
2K Followers 2K Following Queen of the eyesores | she/her | @Cassy_was_here 💖
𝕺𝖑𝖉 𝕭𝖚.. @_Old_Bukowski_
208 Followers 514 Following Yung Bukowski won that Mötley Crüe mirror and it fucking killed him
a secret third accoun.. @pooandwee420
56 Followers 102 Following artist formally known as stormeinaGcup & frank's toe knife
Darcey Kitzerow @DarceyKitz44624
82 Followers 5K Following
shmike @mikeballss
597 Followers 664 Following
Australia’s Girlfri.. @bonsoyflatwhite
7K Followers 1K Following hot, funny, effervescent and charming
chrisiscosey @bored2die
4K Followers 4K Following
EMMA @sis_iud
1K Followers 355 Following
petit pois @hashtagnic
316 Followers 345 Following yep. that's me. sooooooo.... you're probably wondering how i got here
K @corrupthonesty
293 Followers 260 Following if your reading this all the ice trays in my freezer are full
fabrizio @princefabrizio
662 Followers 484 Following I’ve been following you for twenty years and I’ve learnt everything about you
juju @Juju43267166
480 Followers 262 Following you probably haven’t heard of me but I am the 4th and lesser known child of Rupert and Anna Murdoch
Asparagus_Brown @Asparagus_Brown
586 Followers 821 Following make joke to make friend // he/they // hornay: @nudecorp
ella (tiktok: @blonde.. @blondehotcoffee
2K Followers 2K Following i only tweet when i’m high or manic
Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet
3K Followers 1K Following He Him |💰⚾️ | First Irish American to eat 13 waffles from Waffle House in one sitting over the course of 11 hours |
olive parker @oliveparker_
1K Followers 223 Following
nish @ubermensch3000
152 Followers 330 Following trainspotting enthusiast. amateur footballer (real).
34pk7c8 @34pk7c8
54 Followers 386 Following
Jenn🌲 @JuniperFolly
6K Followers 1K Following Consultant, tweeter, deeply unserious, autistic shawty, sometimes on a bike
levi 🌶🔻 @gnostic_bf
806 Followers 2K Following Beloved Brunswick Bodhisattva • 'Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present.'
naz❄️ @naznightowl
825 Followers 2K Following
bean 🦝 @juulbean
673 Followers 816 Following life is like cock and ball torture. but without the cock and balls.
Plennzino Dog @plennt
913 Followers 2K Following Taylor Plenn. I play saxophone (and flute!) for a lot of bands and people, and then tweet immediately afterwards. I would make a great bandleader for Late Night
Megalopolis in 4DX @SeriousSanchez
2K Followers 1K Following Hey Comedian, ''Actor''and co-host of @thepraisedown he/him
Off the damn loud @ounceofmid
353 Followers 209 Following Benihanas 100 round Beef taco #ClunchTime #ChineseJewishAlliance My meat long so I can stand 2ft back from the urinal when I go to the restroom
NotEli 🇸🇳🇲�.. @eralldisliker
420 Followers 808 Following Professional bag chaser. Long Live Qing Grindset😭😭💔🕊️
the introverted hater @violentlyepic
26K Followers 553 Following i’m a pawn with a king’s mentality and this is my cope account. scarlet rot survivor 💪 zak bagans historian
threadass🪡🥨 @disco_martini
1K Followers 483 Following good @ pretty ✨ I advise u to get ready for HOT THREAD SUMMER
Maybe: goated @wimdawgg
1K Followers 536 Following wimdawgg’s back…. tell ya bene-gesserit mother #SHOWME #MIDWESTMADE #riddlerstatus
chubfluencer @iam4foot10
549 Followers 396 Following i smiled at her by the photocopier - now im facing chemical castration
Dave's Drawings @DaveDrawing1965
11K Followers 10 Following Enjoy this random peek at my personal illustrated journals from 1980 to now!
NIGHTMARE @gilbyagain
202 Followers 178 Following harm reductionist / abortion advocate / shit poster
tonyzaret @tonyzaret
41K Followers 1K Following https://t.co/W2DKLTwJiU https://t.co/K3L1xTEUgx https://t.co/TIvfYC35OR Merch: https://t.co/ZTRa1E4k3i https://t.co/1ys6s7JV0H
twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy
563K Followers 66 Following LIVE Mon-Fri 09:30-13:30: https://t.co/VIuzqxS8ft | Insta: brianlimond
Dan Hentschel @danghentschel
189K Followers 1K Following A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Creator of Ruined Dec.. @greggturkington
63K Followers 1K Following Film expert, now actor in both Ant-Man movies. Guinness Record for #501MoviesIn501Days. Hosts #OnCinema #OurCinema. Creator of Oscar-nom "MANK" idea.
Loken @LokenFoodReview
290 Followers 254 Following i love having fun eating good food, animals, i hope you enjoy your time on my page -loken(more things going wrong in my life than ever before voice) haha ah wel,
You think you can come on here and do bits? This website isn't for bits. This website is for getting mad at posts by nazis on your feed and quote dunking lowbie accounts for being reddit.
Ignore the make a wish kiss should I cut my hair this short again ?
u guys don’t know how bad it hurts my ego that i’m not the best starcraft 2 or chess player that i know
Would anybody like to touch knees and not move them at a late night screening
these lyrics seem like they are addressed to a stray dog
It should be against the law to make music like this
invent beer
you wake up as Madison Beer, what’s the first thing you’re doing ?
scientists have discovered that beast mode is a real mode
Probably.
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
me after 1.5 cosmos
Bro was first to fall asleep at the party so you know we had to do a lil something to him 🤣🤣
My out-of-home NYC self-care routine for when I’m feeling dysregulated.
Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
flying to berlin and the pilot (german) just announced that “ewerything is going better than i thought”
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