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I've been cleaning my own toilet for 20 years. It's not fun. To see the main character in Wim Wenders' Perfect Days having fun while cleaning toilets was frustrating,
I've been cleaning my own toilet for 20 years. It's not fun. To see the main character in Wim Wenders' Perfect Days having fun while cleaning toilets was frustrating,
finally saw dune 2 on the big imax yesterday. usually i check out completely if there's a whole lot of shit you have to buy into like a fat grey guy, but i actually really enjoyed it. i like when they suck the horchata out of dead bodies
can't stop listening to this one: youtube.com/watch?v=8Xa1R-… i read somewhere that Albarn wrote it after meeting a seagull and then returning later in the day to find it dead in the ocean
always watch @pjayevans videos
always watch @pjayevans videos
Apple Watch on. A24 dad hat on the head. God has done so much in terms of wonderful products. Heading to see Challengers now. @Zendaya
Great new one from sean
Great new one from sean
check out @pjayevans going postal on the corrupt leader of the usps
check out @pjayevans going postal on the corrupt leader of the usps
Built to spill is performing at next year’s super bowl halftime show
I fuckin love David koepp man
I fuckin love David koepp man
Beautiful thank you
Zendaya I got your coded messages in Challengers. I’ll fly out to see you tonight
I love music so when I first heard leonard cohen it was an instant click
Nothing at the moment
charlie @chunkbardey
101K Followers 909 Following here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLive
Will Sennett @Senn_Spud
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dizzy @rundizzy
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Cameron Bradford @camerobradford
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clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
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casey @Caseysulli_
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Emily @sportem
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Lauren Reyna @______lkr
20 Followers 3K Following STOP SENDING PORNOGRAPHIC REQUESTS! I WILL REPORT YOU! I AM THE FEDS AS SHIT IF YOU HAVEN’T NOTICED. I WILL CALL THE FBI AS SHIT. BACK OFF, BACK UP! 🆒
A @umfadeing
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Vincent Mdaka @kvgoat12
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charlie @chunkbardey
101K Followers 909 Following here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLive
Will Sennett @Senn_Spud
115K Followers 1K Following the warrior in the garden @pod197424 / @CloserLookPod
dizzy @rundizzy
29K Followers 681 Following
Cameron Bradford @camerobradford
25K Followers 979 Following Take my hand, we'll weather this storm together.
clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
45K Followers 2K Following one time i fell onto the subway tracks email me for whatever [email protected]
coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline
32K Followers 212 Following vince vaughn appreciator . 🐸JIMMY AND BABY🐸 new cartoon out now! 👇
Natalie @jbfan911
66K Followers 711 Following (in case my employer sees this) I love ethics and HIPAA | she/her
Damon Albarn’s Clos.. @DamonCloset
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Damon Albarn @Damonalbarn
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Nate @BarstoolSyria
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GORILLA FLICKS @GORILLAFLICKS
12K Followers 156 Following The official account for Jeff Tremaine's production company Gorilla Flicks and anything else he finds dumbworthy.
Universal Parks News .. @UniNewsToday
35K Followers 47 Following Delivering news and views on Universal theme parks around the world. A division of @WDWNT.
Ken Jennings @KenJennings
465K Followers 560 Following Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of 100 PLACES TO SEE AFTER YOU DIE (https://t.co/pxwTQ2d7lo) and a bunch of other stuff. OMNIBUS co-founder (https://t.co/aURWrO4dAO).
CBB Content @CBBcontent
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Big Lebowski @Big_Lebowskript
7K Followers 1 Following The Big Lebowski, line by line. Going round for a sixth time. Now with alt text.
Mind the Game @mindthegamepod
62K Followers 4 Following Don’t just play the game. Mind it. A podcast hosted by @kingjames and @jj_redick. Eps drop Wednesday. Brought to you by @ThreeFourTwopro and @uninterrupted.
Universal HIGH🌎 @HighUniversal
2K Followers 176 Following Daily UNIVERSAL Studios Theme Parks Content 🌐 | 🎃 HHN | 📝 Petition to REMOVE Jimmy Fallon from the Studio Tour ~(brain dead coverage & commentary)😶🌫️💭
Jason Gallagher @jga41agher
44K Followers 1K Following Emmy Winning Director | Mind the Game with LeBron James and JJ Redick | The Old Man and the Three | Past: The Ringer, Dan Le Batard Show, Crooked Media
Every Line in America.. @AmericanMovie_
4K Followers 34 Following It's alright, it's ok, if there's a shot without dialogue I'll post that too
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38K Followers 1 Following ‼️‼️NOT THE CALIFORNIA DMV‼️‼️ Real personalized license plate applications that the California DMV received from 2015-2017. Posts hourly. 🇵🇸
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226K Followers 3K Following Claire Denis disciple. Joi McMillon, Charlie Wells, Issa López, Rachel Morrison, Raven Jackson stan 👌🏿
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26K Followers 5K Following 𝔪𝔢𝔡𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱, 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕣™ 𝓈𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓅𝓎༄ ᴊᴇᴡ ✡︎ 𝖘𝖍𝖊/𝖍𝖊𝖗 🕺🏻 ✨ https://t.co/O748mPTFk9
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Jason Siegel @sasonjiegel
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I LOVE the idea of shadowboxing in front of someone when you meet them for the first time. I wonder if other people do stuff like this when they meet Trump. I’d probably show him how long I could hold my breath or how low my resting heart rate is honestly
He was walking behind her and then she stopped suddenly
Sorry but this is the highest form of love and affection, i dont make the rules
a truly top level announcer trio
STRESS POSITIONS OPENS “WIDE” ACROSS THIS SICK NATION TODAY!!!! @Fandango
taylor swift took down a video illustrating how often she travels on her private jet in a year lmfao
God damn. I knew it was bad, but not this bad.
Steven Spielberg as a Universal Studio Tour Guide in the short film ‘Your Studio and You’ (1995) produced by Trey Parker and Matt Stone @UniStudios
the kids are good
BREAKING: Happening now in Paris, France! Sorbonne University students join the global uprising for a free Palestine. The movement against Israel’s genocide reverberates across continents. 🇵🇸🔥
So I loved loved LOVED “Challengers” - didn’t know what to expect, and walked out of the theater totally buzzing. It’s smart and sophisticated while still poppy and propulsive, basically “Design For Living” as a kick-ass sports movie. Seriously IT’S SO GOOD
@ThatEricAlper Uhhh what the hell, this is so funny! 🤣 Cheers, buddy! Thanks for the Friday laughs!
what was "the incident" at your tijuana brass band?
Hes gonna ride the sybian
RIGHT NOW: @HowardStern sits down with @POTUS Joe Biden. Tune in for their 1-on-1 interview only on @SIRIUSXM! ➡️ sxm.app.link/HSlisten
Was gifted this cameo from Vanderpump Jo for my bday. Genuinely shocked at where this message went… no one is doing it like her
@camerobradford eric alper is posting you on linkedin
he's seen wings of desire
BREAKING: Biden attempts to shake hands with a “ghost” after his speech in Tampa, Florida.
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…
oh no just learned i can use spray paint
A new program championed by Bernie Sanders, Solar For All, will inject $7 billion into solar power for 900,000 working class homes. Hundreds of thousands of people will save $400 a year, America will get more clean energy, and this country's power grid will get a needed update.
always watch @pjayevans videos
A new program championed by Bernie Sanders, Solar For All, will inject $7 billion into solar power for 900,000 working class homes. Hundreds of thousands of people will save $400 a year, America will get more clean energy, and this country's power grid will get a needed update.
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