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All you fuckers taught me selling out was bad but none of you told me your parents were paying for everything
Some daily sketches from this week
Reading this and realizing I’m an A- Hollywood minor leaguer
Hi, I'm doing another online art workshop! Get creative, get inspired, meet nice people, have a nice time. 4 weeks, starting Thursday nights at 6:30 LA time. Limited spots available at barakhardley.com
Lately I’ve been thinking security cameras outside big houses are an admission by the owners they have accrued a disproportionate amount of resources and they must protect this rotting surplus from those unfortunate ones who might be looking to restore the balance
Hollywood is dying you dont have to be afraid of it or revere the decaying rubble sold for parts behind its creaky gates
I made a comic about fifteen years ago about humans, in the far far future, filling this same role (1/3)
I made a comic about fifteen years ago about humans, in the far far future, filling this same role (1/3) https://t.co/yC5EKWKrhc
Make 100 $2 million movies you fucking idiots
Stopping Kroger and Albertsons from merging is necessary to avoid soaring food prices that would suffocate the working class.
Stopping Kroger and Albertsons from merging is necessary to avoid soaring food prices that would suffocate the working class. https://t.co/xgDa8myFhI
Eagle eyed cousin. We need to take a trip on a Zamboni soon!
POV: you’re using the sidewalk in front of Figaro Bistrot:
Drew Struzan painting The Phantom Menace poster in 1999. from the documentary-- "Drew: the man behind the poster"
Alex Fernie @FernieCommaAlex
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I'm at the hospital waiting to be discharged Wednesday I had to have emergency surgery I was being poisoned by sepsis from an infection that was about to give me a heart attack My neighbor saw me pass out & she happened to be a paramedic We're all on borrowed time Angels are real
Yes! I love it when peoples try to accurately match all my proportionalities! Lookit that head! Huskin it out to the left AND the right!
@StrongBadActual Dressed up like you for SakuraCon 2024! Got a lot of compliments and comments from people saying how much they love Strong Bad!
no one draws ass like pants. you can take that to the bank
@stevenseagal774 I believe you’re looking for this
every time I get a re-up my adderall prescription my doctor acts all weird about how it took me so long to refill it and it’s like yeah bitch I have ADHD?
Not to take anything away from the mo-cap work on this franchise, which was groundbreaking, but these costumes and masks look GOOD
Scenes from the Planet of the Apes promo shoot on Crissy Field this morning. Check out more pics and the full story @SFGate 🌉🦍🗽
me pitching toy story: ok we’re going to put everything kids love in one movie. cowboys, astronauts, adventure, excitement, danger, laughs… exec, leaning in: yes… me: and wall to wall randy newman exec: me: the guy who did short people
serious triumph for early Star Trek set design
Mars is back After a hiatus of four days without getting new ones, the raw images from Perseverance are back. Here is a stereoscopic pair of images of a pretty strange 👀 rock acquired yesterday, April 23, 2024 (Sol 1129), by the Mastcam-Z cameras. Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/ASU
Real art-heads know how hard this is
the "stand-up comedians over 35 who don't wanna keep posting clips" lobby is far more powerful than you could have ever imagined
Biden has signed the bill requiring TikTok to be sold or banned in the U.S.
This was really good. Larry's a character who has been in the show since episode 1, but he's never talked to anyone and no one has ever talked to him. He's just sat there looking sad for 35 years. & the episode explores just how tragic that really is (but humorously!) THREAD 1/6
when i’m stressed out it really helps to hold all the world’s bad news six inches from my face til 2am
well I wasn't a big israel supporter originally, but now that our widely-loathed political class has sent the national guard to beat and arrest a bunch of teenagers on israel's behalf, I'm starting to come around to the cause. winning hearts and minds!
“Also, these glasses are the only thing holding back my powerful optic blast.”
#Challengers director Luca Guadagnino: “It’s beautiful to kiss people! That’s what I want to say. People, kiss! Do not make war.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lE2uD
I’m no longer sorry. This is actually the only good thing I’ve ever made.