Kaiser@Celebitchy@KaiseratCB
Kaiser@CB is the head writer for Celebitchy. Also: @kaiseratcb.bsky.social celebitchy.com Virginia Joined March 2011-
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DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME @DaniilMedwed #MiamiOpen
So I read the “marry an older dude” viral story - while the woman is an asshole, tbh she made a couple of ok points? It’s ok to be young and want to be with someone more knowledgeable and mature. Better an older man’s darling than a young man’s slave. thecut.com/article/age-ga…
Mercury retrograde starts on April 1st?!
It’s funny because this is really how the entire royal apparatus operates
Prince William ‘was not present’ when Kate recorded her cancer video one week ago celebitchy.com/864320/
I still love the Lupita meme
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Oh fuck off. They're literally mad that she's making money for her family. And claim that she's trying to create a rival royal family in the United States lmao. These dusty bucktoothed clowns
Oh fuck off. They're literally mad that she's making money for her family. And claim that she's trying to create a rival royal family in the United States lmao. These dusty bucktoothed clowns
Bower: Duchess Meghan’s American Riviera Orchard is a threat to the monarchy celebitchy.com/864274/
Princess Kate’s ‘close friends & confidants were unaware’ of her diagnosis celebitchy.com/864457/
People: Princess Kate ‘will come back even more passionate’ after she recovers celebitchy.com/864311/
Robert Pattinson & Suki Waterhouse welcomed their first child, a daughter? celebitchy.com/864337/
Queen Camilla: ‘Catherine is thrilled by all the kind wishes and support’ celebitchy.com/864473/
Zendaya wore a custom Loewe & debuted lighter hair at a ‘Challengers’ premiere celebitchy.com/864446/
Wait, Shakira is actually dating Lucien Laviscount? They stepped out together in NYC. celebitchy.com/864435/
you know when the "Sweet Dreams" needle drop happens that the film is going to fuck
you know when the "Sweet Dreams" needle drop happens that the film is going to fuck
Brown: Prince William & Kate have been ‘frozen’ with ‘intense anxiety’ this year celebitchy.com/864293/
Henry VIII @SussexHenryVIII
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DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME @DaniilMedwed #MiamiOpen
@KaiseratCB Amen! I’m 26, I don’t even look at men my age. If he ain’t one foot in the grave….. I don’t want him!
@KaiseratCB She hit the ball too short in the court which allowed Alexandrova to dominate the 3rd set.
Jarry accidentally hits a ball girl during the warm-up, but rushes to check she's okay! 🥹 #MiamiOpen
we won // we’re playing jannik again
I lived in VA for one year & used to cross the Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel…. This shit is absolutely crazy lmao. Pictures dont do it justice. 17 SEVENTEEN miles of just WATER.
I lived in VA for one year & used to cross the Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel…. This shit is absolutely crazy lmao. Pictures dont do it justice. 17 SEVENTEEN miles of just WATER. https://t.co/AyseZwq8Qw
i know you better get off my TL and go gen z that homework
i know you better get off my TL and go gen z that homework https://t.co/C8VqWUyJER
Ok enough with the smiles 😂😂😂
@KaiseratCB On April Fool’s Day? The universe is ready to make a clown out of each and every one of us.
@KaiseratCB I’m moving to Paris on the second. This is not great news.
@KaiseratCB It's the point of this entire tantrum by the British Media. They want to control the narrative. The minute what they said and showed came into question all hell broke loose....so back to "who are you going to believe me or your lying eyes"
@KaiseratCB RUT ROH!