glizzy mcguire @cleptocowboy
hot and insane • they/she/y’all linktr.ee/Cleptocow Joined December 2022-
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There are THREE blind and deaf dogs at the shelter, I really liked that one but THREE?!!??! This is a sign or something
looking for a few hundred buddies :p pls rt lmao
I’ll be at the hardware store if anyone needs me
Their reactions to smelling me after I pet the fosters
Georgia deserves her ass ate for inventing the peach for real
scootie 🇵🇸 @lilscootiepuff
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6yo is playing in the water outside and said she wanted to take her shirt off and I kept telling her no and she responded “why are boys allowed to do it then?” And so we came to a compromise and she’s doing whatever she wants.
yeah that shit hits like a ton of bricks
y’all were not lying about the 25 year old experience. i’m rethinking every single person in my life right now. is this how it feels to have a fully formed frontal lobe??
it’s the funniest thing in the world when i see ex-mormons defend the church cause they hate evangelicals more. baby those 70 old guys aren’t gonna fuck you
when the girthmaster comes over for chaurcootcherie
unfortunately this is not true since i still cost money even if ur in love with me
@dumpstxrfire_ LMFAO. You have no idea how ironic your tweets are. Your "significant other" fucks you for free and enjoys every second of it (however gross you may be). Furthermore, it's ironic because if you weren't "exposed to the dregs of society" you would know that sex isn't a transaction
EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO COOPER RIGHT NOW‼️🩷
Robert De Niro voice: These boobs? These boobs?
Just got told to hide my boobs for the sake of the Christian viewers 😂
@cleptocowboy I appreciate this! (Pls don’t hurt me)
@cleptocowboy This honestly too funny not to post
IDK how to take selfies but guysss my hair looks really good today!!
@kerionmywayward this is what i’ve been saying (specifically that we should make antibiotic drinks)
A probiotic implies the existence of an antibiotic
@cleptocowboy We support sluts around these parts
Sometimes I go through my Snapchat memories and it’s just like Jesus I was a hoe