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Award Winning McTapper Historian. Not parody or satire but a secret 3rd thing. H-TAHN BY WAY OF DA BOOT Joined March 2016-
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It’s Adam and Eve not Jesus and Steve
This unhoused gentleman down the street from me has multiple jokes written on a big piece of cardboard and, depending on which way he folds it, as you’re driving by you get a different joke.
and it’s not lost on me how the argument for “repealing the 19th” is always “women are too emotional and easily swayed” but then the strategy is never to simply…….. sway them to YOUR side lmao if these creatures who apparently can be swayed by the wind aren’t being swayed by…
Lmaoooo let’s go
My back hurts so bad I don’t wanna go to work today 😑
QT a picture of a younger you
Least of his problems if we’re being honest
Least of his problems if we’re being honest
The only way Sean can make someone bleed is by not impregnating them
The only way Sean can make someone bleed is by not impregnating them
Cashapp her $15 for a jasmine tea boba and chicken salad sandwich today
Me when anyone flirts with me
Me when anyone flirts with me https://t.co/IpMeME24gC
Sam Alvey’s gonna headline the next 7-12 PPV’s
I opened my can of seltzer and it’s flat? No pssst sound at all. No bubbles. No life.
my ex’s tweet: i'm hungry my tweet: btches out here broke & starving
TURN UP
Happy #NationalCrawfishDay Some of my fav ways to prepare our beloved mud critter😂⚜️ Crawfish fried rice Crawfish eggrolls (no I’m not giving that recipe out) Crawfish étouffée
Just say you blame children when grown men rape them and go. No need to make up these elaborate lies that read like bad spy novels.
Just say you blame children when grown men rape them and go. No need to make up these elaborate lies that read like bad spy novels.
MS @UFC_Obsessed
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substance abuse + delulu + orgasms + the power of friendship
i’m sorry, how tf are people surviving right now
Just remembered I’m going to a cannabis infused cooking class tomorrow, yippee 😂😭
be mean to that bitch.
I absolutely cackle when I remember that, during lockdown 1, my parents decided to re-enact a load of famous artworks So, I present ‘my Dad with a Pearl earring’😅
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The hardest part of your early 20s as a woman is having to fully grasp the extent to which men DO NOT CARE and are generally indifferent about your wellbeing
I just refuse to live my life this way and if there’s videos on the dark web of me peeing in a hotel bathroom bc of it, so be it.
What’s the first thing you do in a hotel room?
@sandipantsmma You're looking at the biggest Rountree mark. You go from playing hand drums to being the meanest striker of all time, you're my guy.
potatoes are fire i can see how the irish died without them
Every mma personality has had me blocked at one time or another
What did you look like at 17 👀
and it’s not lost on me how the argument for “repealing the 19th” is always “women are too emotional and easily swayed” but then the strategy is never to simply…….. sway them to YOUR side lmao if these creatures who apparently can be swayed by the wind aren’t being swayed by…