𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉🌑𝖜 @_ShadowStro
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Quick reminder that the #Astros have played 21 games and Jose Abreu has managed one (1) RBI
Astros fans ideal 2024 offense 👀 C: Maldy (37, fat, can’t hit but leadership) 1B: Yuli (“birth certificate” says 40 but he’s 45) 2B: Kemp (.674 Ops 👀) 3B: Bregman SS: Correa (Severe back problems) LF: Josh Reddick (retired) CF: Springer (Old) RF: Marisnick
Would rather Boeing work on making sure their airplanes don’t fall apart mid flight but I’m old fashioned
Would rather Boeing work on making sure their airplanes don’t fall apart mid flight but I’m old fashioned
To all those Astros fans that say "obviously you weren't a fan for the 2011-'13 pain years"... Fuck y'all. We were there and we NEVER want to feel that pain again. Neither do you. Quit acting like you're prepared to suck again. You will break if we suck like that again.
I resonate with this statement rn
I resonate with this statement rn
Secretary Mayorkas SQUIRMS while Senator @RandPaul GRILLS him on Laken Riley's killer for seven minutes straight! 🔥🔥🔥
The hero of my childhood vs the enemy of my adulthood #Astros #Relentless
I blame getting rid of the best administrative account coordinator in the MLB for this Astros downfall Followed closely by Jim Crane, Dana Brown, Jose Abreu, Joe Espada and Jeff Bagwell
If you're an Astros fan trying to find positivity in what is happening with this team right now please block me so I don't see your tweets
The thing that always kept the Mariners from winning the division in the late ‘10/early ‘20s were the huge negative contributors on an otherwise exceptional starting 9. The Marmolejos-es, Long Jr’s, Healy’s. You have to admit defeat soon on a -2 WAR first baseman.
Ryan Pressly and Josh Hader dueling it out to see who the bigger disappointment is sucks #Astros
Mauricio Dubon hits his 1st homer before Jose Abreu for the 2nd consecutive season Make him the starting 1st baseman #Astros 🔊
So if Espada goes Pressly, we could be headed to extras. That's fun food for thought 😔
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@_ShadowStro Managed is a very strong assumption. A sheer stroke of pure luck is more accurate tbh
@_ShadowStro It’s kind of impressive how bad he’s been actually.
When I was 8, my dad abandoned us. He left us for his secretary. Before bed one night, I asked my mom if he was ever coming back. She looked down at me, tears in her eyes, and said, “The back of his baseball card would suggest that he’ll come back one day. Be patient.”
THIS
To all those Astros fans that say "obviously you weren't a fan for the 2011-'13 pain years"... Fuck y'all. We were there and we NEVER want to feel that pain again. Neither do you. Quit acting like you're prepared to suck again. You will break if we suck like that again.
@_ShadowStro I'm so mad at him right now. Can't even scoop the ball on a perfect hop.
Astros win the series!!! 💙 and I’m going to enjoy it and not think about the starting rotation the next 3 games
This is 100% spot on the truth. We remember and don't want to go back.
To all those Astros fans that say "obviously you weren't a fan for the 2011-'13 pain years"... Fuck y'all. We were there and we NEVER want to feel that pain again. Neither do you. Quit acting like you're prepared to suck again. You will break if we suck like that again.
@_ShadowStro Wasn’t the same. Luhnow had a master plan to rebuild the team, his plan was known amongst the dedicated fans. Essentially those years were spent drafting, developing players and finding the right manager and coaches when the time to compete came.
@_ShadowStro Take one down, pass it around, 38,999,871 dollars to go
@EndWokeness If they keep this up, he might be forced to wag his finger!