Chodeler Ramn @Chodeler_Ramn
FYI: It’s pronounced “Ramen” | President of Tuscaloosa, AL | Proud ‘99 Plymouth Breeze owner | Parody account | Formerly @AstriskTourTour | @TentyQuarantino tho Joined June 2020-
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MLB with robo umps: Todd Kalas: “and the pitch to Abreu isssssss…tits in bio?” Geoff Blum: “nice”
Rangers fans trying to get back to I-45 after leaving MMP yesterday
Good morning to everyone but Arlington trash, #StraightUpTX fans & every Metroplex mouth-breather passing the Cowboys offseason “rooting” for this flash-in-the-pan baseball team. You don’t even really like them—you only care about Jerry’s underachievers. #Relentless🤘🏼🔥
My brother you are quite literally 3’10
Jeff Bagwell walking into the locker room knowing Jose Abreu went 2-4 with a double and Montero had a scoreless inning today… #Relentless
The Astros are now undefeated in games in which they’ve maintained a higher score than the other team on the season
I got to speak with Joe Espada after the game and he tells me the reason this season has gotten off to a rocky start is due to the fact that the Astros players each got bit by a radioactive vacuum cleaner
Also hearing reports that he is legally changing his first name to “Danald” as well
Also hearing reports that he is legally changing his first name to “Danald” as well
I’ve seen a few people make the “Mike Trout’s niece” jokes, but I just met Luis Rengifo’s second cousin’s ex-stepbrother-in-law, and he told me that Ohtani used place bets with him and Ippei all the time 🤷♂️
I’m hearing that Blake Snell has been seen boarding a private plane headed for Toronto from LAX Major blow to the Astros/Yankees hopes of signing him First reported by me haha I win
Chris “Mad Dog” Russo was just spotted re-drafting his retirement speech after putting the original through the shredder when the Phillies went up 2-1 now that the DBacks have re-taken the lead
In a surprise press conference held after concocting the idea while on the shitter in the top of the ninth, Jim Crane has announced that he is re-naming Minute Maid Park to “Globe Life Field”
Can confirm, as I had seen Tim Robinson carrying a bucket of balls earlier before the game yelling “THESE ARE NOT GOOD BASEBALLS!!! THEY’RE THE BAD ONES!!!” as he headed in the direction of the air-conditioned room they’re typically stored in
Can confirm, as I had seen Tim Robinson carrying a bucket of balls earlier before the game yelling “THESE ARE NOT GOOD BASEBALLS!!! THEY’RE THE BAD ONES!!!” as he headed in the direction of the air-conditioned room they’re typically stored in https://t.co/hkkCg32o3N
Hearing tell that the Rangers have ordered 40 gallons of “Essence of 2017-era Waste Management Trash Can” to their clubhouses in both Houston and in Arlington in preparation for this ALCS.
*fast forward a week from now* “Dusty it’s gotta be tough to swallow this elimination. What did you tell the guys after the game?” Dusty: “well you know you can’t win ‘em all, and they know that. I just said ‘flush it, let’s go get ‘em tomorrow.’ We can still take this thing.”
“@TentyQuarantino just ate a bowl of store brand Raisin Bran for dessert” is also a true statement that Dusty Baker said
“@TentyQuarantino just ate a bowl of store brand Raisin Bran for dessert” is also a true statement that Dusty Baker said
Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13
73K Followers 4K Following Astros writer, The Juice Box Journal / POLITICO & USA TODAY alum / Native Houstonian / Follow @michaelschwab_Astros on Instagram
Archbishop Deshaies @HouCounterplot
13K Followers 712 Following Recipient of the 2023 Orel Hershiser Lifetime Achievement Award for Online Sportsmanship. (Also, God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors.)
The Astros Locker @TheAstrosLocker
13K Followers 2K Following Astros Fan | Collector of Game Used memorabilia | Host of the Houston Fan Cruise
tentin quarantino @TentyQuarantino
3K Followers 5K Following Actually David | Not the sharpest basketball in the swimming pool | Ht: diet 6’ | Wt: dad bod Bat/Throw: L/L | Basically David Rose, but if he were straight
CobosQue @CobosQue
11K Followers 1K Following 2012 Rusk St Tues-Sunday 11a-10 Not a bar. Not a restaurant. A vibe. http://www.coboshtx.
ThatAstrosGirl @ThatAstrosGirl
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16K Followers 7K Following Wholesome #Astros content. No matter how much I practice, I will never be better at tennis than the wall.
Jenn @baseballnchill
11K Followers 426 Following In an emotionally abusive relationship with the Houston Astros
Eephus Tosser @EephusTosser
5K Followers 2K Following Amateur baseball, with an emphasis on west coast MLB Draft prospects. Pac-12 enthusiast (RIP). Views are my own and mostly bad. Not a scout. ✡️
Htown Wheelhouse™�.. @HtownWheelhouse
8K Followers 5K Following Father, Grandfather | CoHost of @lockedonAstros | @Stros411 | The Game Contributor @ESPN_SWLA I Co-Host Back to the Bullpen Podcast with Mike Stanton @B2Bullpen
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍.. @_ShadowStro
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Mark Deska Ŧ🌮🌵.. @MDeskaTTU
2K Followers 3K Following Red Raiders, Astros, Texans, Rockets, Red Wings. Doesn't know as much as professional athletes or coaches, but occasionally has opinions
Turtle 🏆🏆 @TickingTurtle
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𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕠𝕓 .. @jakedc6
5K Followers 3K Following contributing editor for @ApolloHOU - follow them | my “we lost” tweets are a joke | fan of teams that win championships | #Relentless | #RestoreOrder
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3K Followers 2K Following a disgrace to women who brings Final Girl energy to #astrostwitter & #baseballtwitter — I’m not a liberal, I’m worse Ⓐ insta: @heyitslissa
Shoulda Sent Hunter B.. @quallsastros
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Ava @heyxava
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Dinn Mann @mooseoutfront
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Brandon Pemble @bpemble1
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TravisT @LeftyTravis
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D @DarWayBar
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Wendy Prater Dear @DearSquid
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(10-19) Julia Morales.. @BateaConeYo
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Gabriel @pazzesco_gc
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Willie Bridges @WillieB70
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Luke Hoenes @Lukehoenes
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Adam S 🇺🇲 @ASants87
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Machete Stan Account @CrushC1tyAstros
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Ivan @thisjustaintfun
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Dina @BalaamSaun95622
27 Followers 377 Following My actions, from now on, one after another, constitute my future.
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✊ Rebecca 🏈 ⚾ @Rebecca44671411
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chris bowman @BigBodyBowman82
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eric_with_an_h @erichzunker
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🤘𝕋𝕨𝕠𝕤�.. @HtownWiggy
4K Followers 2K Following Official Twitter of H-town Wiggy! The OG Astros Chain guy | 2016 Astros FOTY Nominee | Suicide prevention advocate | Temporarily relocated in West Texas
Jose @josecanyouseee
339 Followers 329 Following
TyMoRageInsurance @TyMoRageBackUp
78 Followers 759 Following This is Tyson's rage insurance back-up. To be turned over if need be, but hopefully not and we forget this exists.
(Rev.) Dr. Moneydick @JackTheRiot
281 Followers 592 Following I contain multitudes. I contradict myself. #SIUEFA SZN
Alexa @aLo1307
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Nick Cassone @NickCassone
133 Followers 234 Following Instructional Designer at heart. Currently training a talented sales team in the IoT space. I tweet mostly about the Astros, Carolina Hurricanes, and Red Wings.
mexico city astros 20.. @altuveforlife
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Paul In The Heights �.. @HeightsTiger
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VGK Repeat @VgkRepeat
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111K Followers 2K Following ⚾️21st season as Astros beat reporter (since 2004, '09 for https://t.co/OvZbskZBxh) 🐾 University of Houston graduate
Archbishop Deshaies @HouCounterplot
13K Followers 712 Following Recipient of the 2023 Orel Hershiser Lifetime Achievement Award for Online Sportsmanship. (Also, God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors.)
Astros Fans UK @AstrosFansUK
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Ben DuBose @BenDuBose
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tentin quarantino @TentyQuarantino
3K Followers 5K Following Actually David | Not the sharpest basketball in the swimming pool | Ht: diet 6’ | Wt: dad bod Bat/Throw: L/L | Basically David Rose, but if he were straight
Adam Clanton @adamclanton
43K Followers 2K Following 🎙#TheATeam weekdays 3-6p CT on @SportsTalk790, flagship of the @HoustonRockets and @astros. #Rockets Radio Network host. Hater of mayonnaise and glitter.🤘🏼🔥
ThatAstrosGirl @ThatAstrosGirl
21K Followers 9K Following Cohost on JuiceBox Blondies! 🧃 Get the @psf_app to join us! #astros #mlb shoes always by @nardgotsole_htx
AstrosAtoZ @AstrosAtoZ
16K Followers 7K Following Wholesome #Astros content. No matter how much I practice, I will never be better at tennis than the wall.
Jenn @baseballnchill
11K Followers 426 Following In an emotionally abusive relationship with the Houston Astros
Eephus Tosser @EephusTosser
5K Followers 2K Following Amateur baseball, with an emphasis on west coast MLB Draft prospects. Pac-12 enthusiast (RIP). Views are my own and mostly bad. Not a scout. ✡️
Bobby Dynamite @AstrosTrainGuy
21K Followers 2K Following Short drive enjoyer. Bell ringer. Whistle blower. Train driver for your 2x World Champion @astros 🏳️🌈 #Ally 📷 AstrosTrainGuy
Htown Wheelhouse™�.. @HtownWheelhouse
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astrosmemes @astros_memes
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Doug Dimmadome @jalex_819
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Annika Clark @AnniLexi
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Adam S 🇺🇲 @ASants87
291 Followers 471 Following Chelsea FC, US Soccer and Houston sports fan. Occasionally insightful. Despiser of all things political.
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mexico city astros 20.. @altuveforlife
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Jason Boué @JasonBoue
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John Whisnant @whisnant_john
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Shoulda Sent Hunter B.. @quallsastros
4K Followers 3K Following Astros unofficial tracker of randomness. Look for my game recaps and Who I Blame lists. Bruh, I’m not Chad Qualls. #ForTheHou #ThinOrangeLine
TitanJake @1titanjake
721 Followers 1K Following 🤘Luna take the wheel!!! Stros..Rockets..Titans. SUB VET / MA #TitanUp #Relentless
Sy @HouStros85
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Drew Shirley Sports @realdrewshirley
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B Is for Buzzertits @SpaceCowboyinSL
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Tyson, Lewis’ Numbe.. @TyMoIsSecret
418 Followers 1K Following I don’t even know why we fucking bother. Texas is a fucking toilet. Fuck MAGAtress Mack. 1312 @TyMo214.bsky.social
BB @GigsandSwigs
2K Followers 694 Following I believe that everyone is entitled to their own opinion...and that yours is wrong.
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1K Followers 641 Following jeremiah 29:11 • @TXStateSoftball #4 ‘24 • @stoolathletics athlete • #LIVAthlete
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Eden @edenmccoy
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Marissa Ackerman @alonzo_marissa
93 Followers 521 Following TXST Alumn. Mom and Wife. Latina in Tech. Autism Acceptance Advocate.
So Anyway, Jim... @TheOtherJmsDn
2K Followers 5K Following @PDGA #120812; I write, play disc golf badly, and play guitar almost as well. In a committed relationship with sweet iced tea.
Astros Josh @AstrosJosh
5K Followers 3K Following Astros Fan of 2x WS Champs | Ballpark Visitor (21/30) | Married out of my league to Hailey | #Ally🏳️🌈
Dusty Baker Mayfield .. @HoustonSooner77
5K Followers 5K Following My 👸 are Patty & Hannah,All Gasso,No Brakes,Boomer 🔜er!Future SEC Champs!ThunderUp!Astros 2017 & 2022🌎Champs!OULawCatholic!Minarchist!BakerBro!FTBOW!BV4Life!
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LMcWags @LaraMcWags
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Ally @OhMyItsAlly
3K Followers 3K Following Houston sports will be the death of me. Put Billy Wagner in the hall. I’m just here so I won’t get fined. Future Longhorn mom 🤘🏻
Texas By Morning @texasbymorning
371 Followers 887 Following Texas Native ▪️Former New Yorker ▪️Houston Astros Ride or Die ▪️Veteran.
James Christopher - B.. @ballparknation
24K Followers 17K Following Army Vet (13F, grenade attack survivor). Ballpark Nation host. Director - Austin Revolution FF.
Wil-Tre the Skatenutt.. @skatenutt
2K Followers 2K Following just a skater and proof never too old to do whatever you want...just balance your life family/work/fun 🙏🏼 #HoustonSportsFan🤘🏽#InnerBlessedDemon😈 💝Rachel
@kilagreene.bsky.soci.. @kilagreene
1K Followers 562 Following Duchess of doom. Chicks dig wRC+. Also on Mastodon as https://t.co/mDu9MSpuil 🖤🩶🤍💜
eli m’ok h @Htown_expat
490 Followers 1K Following Originally from the HOU, Astros; Rockets; F1 💨🌵⚽️⛳️⚾️🏈🏀🎾🥃🏌🏽…always be covering
Alex Edmonds @Alex_Edmonds
321 Followers 1K Following Saved by grace through faith in Christ. 2 Corinthians 12:9-10. All things sports. Conversationalist. #Reformed
'Stros Fan @astroslogy
1K Followers 739 Following Houston Astros fan. Here to talk anything from prospect evaluation and trades to the big league team itself.
Aaron @ar4nier
525 Followers 497 Following X usage is mostly baseball+collecting. PC Altuve. Open to trades! Use #AstrosBST to get retweets on Astros listings. Use #CollectAstros to show off your cards!
Draught Emporium 🛸 @FlyingSaucerHou
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Dinn Mann @mooseoutfront
5K Followers 3K Following All in @Goatnet for greatness in sports, entertainment, purpose. 17 szns @MLB. Statcast, BAMTech. 7 nwsrms. BU. TX/NY/LA. Granddad, Astrodome changed the world.
Je m’appelle WS Lin.. @lindzwinzy
524 Followers 2K Following Houstonian, Aggie, USN 🏥, Astros, Rockets, Texans, Roughnecks 🤘🤘🤘
manda @manda_sand
485 Followers 437 Following speech pathologist • tamuk alumn x2 • stros before bros
B.Scott from Hiram Cl.. @brandonkscott
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VYRU5 @VYRU5
337 Followers 43 Following Devout believer in our lord and savior The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Carlos Correa's Banan.. @RVation
285 Followers 932 Following Believe in yourself, even if no one else does....
Sophie Post @PepperGii
1K Followers 769 Following Rise like a phoenix. Baseball. Politics. Pop Culture. Politics. Gardening. Food. Submarines. Reluctant fan of the Central Bank.
ACE CRISTIAN JAVIER �.. @sportynory
4K Followers 521 Following 🇵🇷 | HOU sports + wrestling sometimes | 2x World Series Champs | Ace Cristian Javier stan account | Chas McCormick truther | | #BLMGood morning to everyone but Arlington trash, #StraightUpTX fans & every Metroplex mouth-breather passing the Cowboys offseason “rooting” for this flash-in-the-pan baseball team. You don’t even really like them—you only care about Jerry’s underachievers. #Relentless🤘🏼🔥
My brother you are quite literally 3’10
He is absolutely the best and we must protect him at all costs. 🥰🥰🥰
This is funny as heck in a game the Rockets were about to win in LA, The fans were cheering when Boban missed his first free-throw, because if the opposition misses two in a row, the fans get free chicken. So watch what Boban does. I love Boban!
Jeff Bagwell walking into the locker room knowing Jose Abreu went 2-4 with a double and Montero had a scoreless inning today… #Relentless
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeff Bagwell walking into the locker room knowing Jose Abreu went 2-4 with a double and Montero had a scoreless inning today… #Relentless
Being a Rangers fan is an insult to God. Repent
@TentyQuarantino Homosexuality is an insult to God. Repent
We had a great night at the ballpark! Go Astros! #Relentless
He’s literally telling the truth The fact you guys celebrate a good first 15 games instead of postseason success just shows how we have different standards 🤷🏻♂️
Jeff Bagwell: “I don’t care what the Yankees have done to us, we have beaten them every postseason since 2015…..” Completely unprovoked lol Astros in SHAMBLES. Talk through it Bags! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Maybe the Rangers hitting Yordan twice yesterday has awoken the beast that is the Houston Astros. I’m looking for anything to get this thing turned around.
Lmfaoooooo
The Astros have announced a new promotion for home games this season: One lucky fan in attendance at every Astros home game will be selected to pitch the top of the 5th inning. There is no age or gender restriction. You simply must be in attendance. What a time to be alive!
roflmao
The Astros have announced a new promotion for home games this season: One lucky fan in attendance at every Astros home game will be selected to pitch the top of the 5th inning. There is no age or gender restriction. You simply must be in attendance. What a time to be alive!
@Chodeler_Ramn @BillLikesSports *may actually be called upon to pitch as early as the second inning
LOL...sob.
The Astros have announced a new promotion for home games this season: One lucky fan in attendance at every Astros home game will be selected to pitch the top of the 5th inning. There is no age or gender restriction. You simply must be in attendance. What a time to be alive!
@Chodeler_Ramn i hear roger clemens is interested
Ya know, Chas McCormick’s brother posted something earlier about “stop pointing fingers and win games” and I keep wondering if that’s a dig at us or if he’s privy to something going on in the locker room 🙃 it’s fine though, I’m sure it’s all fine lol
@Chodeler_Ramn At 73, I can still get it all the zway to the catcwer….😄
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The Astros have announced a new promotion for home games this season: One lucky fan in attendance at every Astros home game will be selected to pitch the top of the 5th inning. There is no age or gender restriction. You simply must be in attendance. What a time to be alive!
i got @jalex_819 for the 6th & myself for the 7th
The Astros have announced a new promotion for home games this season: One lucky fan in attendance at every Astros home game will be selected to pitch the top of the 5th inning. There is no age or gender restriction. You simply must be in attendance. What a time to be alive!
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