Brandon Warne @Brandon_Warne
@accesstwins | @lockedontwins | late 30s weirdo birthed by a teen mom & raised by television | rapidly declining softball player | pinned tweet sums it up well accesstwins.substack.com twin cities via roseau, minn. Joined January 2015-
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I love the idea of bark in the park while at the same time realizing this dummy would NOT be able to handle it
what
Two outs so Jeffers probably scores on that double anyway, but the throw to third by Fletcher is the kind of mistake young teams make.
This will unequivocally never happen so shut the fuck up about it
make trade falvey 👍
make trade falvey 👍
great trade falvey 👍
Who tf is overrating Dillon Brooks and Pat Bev?
Almost guaranteed. They need a starter
Sigh
#MNTwins roster moves: Varland, Camargo to AAA Kepler activated Ronny Henriquez contract purchased Daniel Duarte -> 60-day IL
probably smart if you're going to call it "the MLB"
probably smart if you're going to call it "the MLB"
Hey! Tyler Duffey's back in the big leagues. That's pretty great.
he's a great player and an even greater cornball
There's some confusion here. I didn't say he was endearing here. I said he's LESS endearing now. Sort of like how -1 is smaller than 0, etc
There's some confusion here. I didn't say he was endearing here. I said he's LESS endearing now. Sort of like how -1 is smaller than 0, etc
Here's your newest @LockedOnTwins as the Twins drop 2 of 3 to the Tigers: open.substack.com/pub/accesstwin…
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@Brandon_Warne E L T I A N T E I N B I O
@ValeraSZN he’s not an annoying soul, he’s just a legitimately bad person
@PrimeAMartin @shaylarz @MaaviOW @KirilloffRBW @Brandon_Warne @shegone03 @boldyszn @terryjt1 @Brandon_Warne for sure, definitely NOT AtShegone03 unless you are a rigid boomer
@Brandon_Warne You saw his cameo at the Braves game…? Yeah,fuck him
@Brandon_Warne It feels so fake now having seen all of that here. No originality to anything over there right now makes the whole thing cringe/nauseating. Honestly hoping for failure which isn't what i wanted to be like when he left.
@TweetzByCaleb @Brandon_Warne Hey man it’s really easy not to be a douche on this app.
@Brandon_Warne @FBI should prolly look into Bubba
@Brandon_Warne I liked your original post more. I'd totally go to a game if there was a bar at 2nd base.
@Brandon_Warne This did make me laugh way more than it probably should have...
@Brandon_Warne Pretty sure he was just asking if you rewind your VHS tapes.
Jesus sending the beloved disciple into town before Palm Sunday
@Brandon_Warne Yeah, he wasn't pissed at himself. He was pissed at Carpenter. Never mind that Carpenter is 3 for 3.