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Sure Dad @Sure_Dad

All the very best wisdom & advice your Dad gave that you never listened to. BUY THE BOOK "Sure, Dad, You Know Everything." https://t.co/RhpK68VJkI A GREAT GIFT IDEA! suredad.com Maryland Joined February 2014
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Sure Dad @Sure_Dad

5 years ago

POLITICAL MASCOTS Maybe it’s not too late to rebrand our political parties. Let’s change the donkey to a cat, and the elephant to a dog. Since the parties fight like cats and dogs anyway. Buy this funny book for only $19.99 here: suredad.com/political-masc… #funnybook

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Sure Dad @Sure_Dad

5 years ago

WASCALLY WABBIT Thankfully, I’m not a hunter. I do understand there are those who enjoy this activity. I would suggest this is not a sport at all - let's arm the animals to make a real sport. Buy this funny book for only $19.99 here: suredad.com/wascally-wabbi… #funnybook

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Sure Dad @Sure_Dad

5 years ago

NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS REDUX Wasted your time embarking on that fruitless effort, making a list of ways to better yourself? Commit to more reasonable goals. Why break a sweat over this? Buy this funny book for only $19.99 here: suredad.com/new-years-reso… #funnybook

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Anna @AnnaDoesntWant2

5 years ago

Turns out all I do all day is refill the Brita so I can refill the Keurig

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Richie K @RichieWhat

5 years ago

french toast doesn't even sound french it should be frénçhes toastérables

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Felicia @LostFelicia

5 years ago

They say money can't buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself.

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Sure Dad @Sure_Dad

5 years ago

@HenpeckedHal This post is hilarious! BTW, have you checked out this funny book on parenting yet? suredad.com

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Sure Dad @Sure_Dad

5 years ago

@MumInBits This post is hilarious! BTW, have you checked out this funny book on parenting yet? suredad.com

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Sure Dad @Sure_Dad

5 years ago

@MboxMu This post is hilarious! BTW, have you checked out this funny book on parenting yet? suredad.com

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Sure Dad @Sure_Dad

5 years ago

STATISTICS 101 When you make a point with someone, throw in some made-up statistics. As long as you sound like you know what you’re talking about, others will rarely challenge you. Read more then buy the funniest book you'll ever read here: suredad.com/statistics-101/ #funnybook

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Sure Dad @Sure_Dad

5 years ago

@not_thenanny This post is hilarious! BTW, have you checked out this funny book on parenting yet? suredad.com

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Sure Dad @Sure_Dad

5 years ago

@BabyYumYumSA This post is hilarious! BTW, have you checked out this funny book on parenting yet? suredad.com

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Sure Dad @Sure_Dad

5 years ago

@FunnyDadTweets This post is hilarious! BTW, have you checked out this funny book on parenting yet? suredad.com

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Marissa ☀️🌻💛 @michimama75

5 years ago

We give way too much power to teenagers with whistles at the splash park.

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Kenneth @kenn_ora

5 years ago

Interviewer: so tell me your story Me: well, it all started when I was born... Interviewer: not that far back Me: ok let's skip forward to my first day at high school, it was a sunny Monday morning...

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Sure Dad @Sure_Dad

5 years ago

STAMP OUT BREAST CANCER The author of Sure Dad has helped raised over $330,000. He walks for his cousin Hayda and countless others affected by breast cancer. Read more about how you can help and then buy the funniest book you'll ever read: suredad.com/stamp-out-brea… #funnybook

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Sure Dad @Sure_Dad

5 years ago

Take Me Out to the Ballgame I really enjoy baseball. Some non-followers compare viewing a game on TV to watching paint dry. Oh, how unobservant they are. Read more then buy the funniest book you'll ever read here: suredad.com/take-me-out-to… #funnybook

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Sure Dad @Sure_Dad

5 years ago

Short and Sweet Why, oh why, do some people insist on wasting our time by going on and on? Do they simply like to hear themselves talk? Yes. Do they think we’re stupid? Yes. Read more then buy the funniest book you'll ever read here: suredad.com/short-and-swee… #funnybook

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Sure Dad @Sure_Dad

5 years ago

Military Madness! Without our armed forces, we wouldn’t be enjoying many freedoms. I think a significant disrespect is people with military titles unearned and undeserved...they are all men - no coincidence! Read more then buy at: suredad.com/military-madne… #funnybook

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Sure Dad @Sure_Dad

5 years ago

Take a Letter Secretaries no longer exist so why do we have a Secretary of State? Which State? Read more about "secretaries" and then buy the funniest book you'll ever read here: suredad.com/take-a-letter/ #funnybook

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