Basically Broken @SalorMoon_Shine
Waiting for someone to finally take me seriously, so I came to Twitter twitter.com/search?q=from%… Eternia Joined August 2017-
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I can’t even afford to drive by a Dollar Store
I’m the hottest bitch at this nightclub and by nightclub, I mean dollar store
You bought a flea collar? What am I gonna do, walk them?
Take me as I am.... Or kiss my ass, eat shit and step on a lego!!!
I want to be like Batman. Not a superhero tho. Just rich.
I went to log onto porn this morning and found where my Twitters been hiding
Don't give them that false hope, it's a fucking dirty trick
My kid is practicing his ninja moves, but he’s doing them right on the front lawn where everyone can see, so he might need more training
More like Jeff Asbeztos
When people ask me why I’m wheelchair bound, I want to say “I took an oath on the blood of my ancestors that I would never walk again.”
The sexual tension between my long hair and the back of my neck. 🤏🏼
Boobs make everything better Tits as simple as that
my constant search for a tree i can sit under that has not been peed on
But can you sneeze while maintaining your pee stream!
I dont think you people realize how hard it is to do sit-ups with big boobs.
Nobody has worn an adult diaper to drive across the country to confront a rival for my affections. What bullshit is this?
We're our parents' longest climax
My wife gave birth to three kids with muscle spasms and a splitting migraine and I spent the weekend sitting here complaining about a cramp in the back of my leg. Anyways, how's your Monday going?
Every year on Mother’s Day, the elusive teenager will emerge. If they see chores, they will return to their room, only to come out again if they need to borrow your charging cable
A new lease on life sounds so overwhelming. How about if I just go month to month?
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@SalorMoon_Shine A lot of people can't go shopping because if they put gas in their car they're outta shopping money
@SalorMoon_Shine It's not good for your reputation, you are a Victoria secret girl after all
@SalorMoon_Shine @skittle624 GETTING CRAZY NOW DAYS
I’m the hottest bitch at this nightclub and by nightclub, I mean dollar store
You bought a flea collar? What am I gonna do, walk them?
Take me as I am.... Or kiss my ass, eat shit and step on a lego!!!
Don't give them that false hope, it's a fucking dirty trick
My kid is practicing his ninja moves, but he’s doing them right on the front lawn where everyone can see, so he might need more training
When people ask me why I’m wheelchair bound, I want to say “I took an oath on the blood of my ancestors that I would never walk again.”
The sexual tension between my long hair and the back of my neck. 🤏🏼
Boobs make everything better Tits as simple as that
my constant search for a tree i can sit under that has not been peed on
If you feel negative emotions, find out why. It's bc you're choosing to see things a certain way. Your perspective isn't the reality.✨