Thurmane Dupri @NOT_UmaThurman
Indianapolis, IN Joined April 2011-
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Let a lady go in front of me at Chipotle who then placed an order for 9 people
This is my desert. My Arrakis. My Dune!
This is my desert. My Arrakis. My Dune!
College students can either be inept over sensitive blue haired snowflakes with useless liberal arts degrees or they can be a force that merits deploying 500 paramilitary police officers to combat, not both
Don't ya love how they say they're banning TikTok for our safety, yet won't ban guns for our safety, won't ban artificial ingredients in our food that the rest of the world has banned because they've been proven to cause cancer for our safety, won't ban...
Did girthmaster make these?
He got that shit on
He got that shit on
MAGA Congresspeople: we shouldn’t be sending any $ to any country, we should be spending it here. MAGA Congresspeople voting no whenever a domestic spending bill comes to the floor:
Hypothetically I don’t understand how you destroy this many lives then give yourself $49 million and not get physically attacked every time you leave the house. Why is this man not in danger? Why is American violence only used against innocent people?
Hypothetically I don’t understand how you destroy this many lives then give yourself $49 million and not get physically attacked every time you leave the house. Why is this man not in danger? Why is American violence only used against innocent people?
Republicans: 4/20 should be a national holiday! Us: Huh? We thought you guys were ANTI- marijuana. Republicans: [writing out birthday cards to Hitler] What the hell is marijuana?
Who told Tay Tay about “down bad”??? It’s gonna be misused on, tote bags, dog leashes, and Stanley cups by tomorrow afternoon. 😭
Taylor should write a song about REAL heartbreak. Like when Wendy’s changed the 4 for 4 to the biggie bag so they could charge an extra dollar for the same shit. Inexcusable!
It’s so odd how a new company (Telfar) can create a system where they can make sure bots aren’t buying up all of their items to resell lets me know Nike, Ticketmaster and these other companies are in on it.
This is somehow the exact opposite of that show they just announced about the bears unknowingly competing for chonkiest boi
This is somehow the exact opposite of that show they just announced about the bears unknowingly competing for chonkiest boi
Is this what girlfriends feel like when their boyfriends make them watch the extended edition of Lord of the Rings?
Is this what girlfriends feel like when their boyfriends make them watch the extended edition of Lord of the Rings?
I think the twist going to be that Josh Hartnett gets stuck holding a sign that says ‘Marry me?’ During a slow part of the show and then has to marry the pop star
I think the twist going to be that Josh Hartnett gets stuck holding a sign that says ‘Marry me?’ During a slow part of the show and then has to marry the pop star
I’d pick up a handful of these and shake them in my hands like skittles before eating 4 at a time
I’d pick up a handful of these and shake them in my hands like skittles before eating 4 at a time
“A political system that ultimately makes you choose between genocidal dementia and cheeseburger powered fake tan Hitler, is a system worth overthrowing “
POV you’re 11 years old and just got your first Magic 8 Ball
POV you’re 11 years old and just got your first Magic 8 Ball
A Shammgod into a spin move into the most gentle finger roll you’ve ever seen is crazy
A Shammgod into a spin move into the most gentle finger roll you’ve ever seen is crazy
regular david @OrdinaryAlso
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pixelatedboat aka “.. @pixelatedboat
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20K Followers 10K Following This is a fan page of classic comics from the early 20th century to present. for entertainment purposes only.
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65K Followers 3K Following "The Republican and Democratic parties, or, to be more exact, the Republican-Democratic party, represent the capitalist class in the class struggle." - E V Debs
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Thanks for the follow *squints* George Hard R Martin
Let a lady go in front of me at Chipotle who then placed an order for 9 people
So, this is not aging well, is it?
The most “ah yeah just another day at the office” postgame interview I’ve ever seen
Knew he wasn’t gonna be a good coach. All his highlights are just him being more athletic than everyone else. If my coach is a former player his highlights need to be of him just setting screens and forcing his man baseline
i haven't seen a cop have a moral crisis on the riot line but i did once see an armored federal agent get a tear gas canister wedged between his neck armor and plate carrier and watched the eyes of his mask fill with the gas one of his friends had shot. So miracles do happen
it shouldn’t surprise me anymore, but it’s so wild to me that you don’t ever see a cop have a moral crisis on the riot line. there’s not a moment where they realize, i do not have to be here beating these people. they can set their baton down and walk away. but they never do.
“It’s raining 3s in Philly” could also be a phrase used to describe the likes I get on Hinge
“gosh DANGIT!!!”
The waters haven’t been safe since Americans found out a group of fish is called a school
A Dead dolphin with multiple bullet holes was found in Louisiana. The Feds are offering a $20,000 reward for information leading to a conviction
funny thing is their own organizations are slowing them down more than father time is they're all still top 10 players even at their ages
LeBron’s down 0-3, KD's down 0-2, Steph missed the playoffs entirely. This could be the end of an era 💔
i pray my peanits gets big as the eiffel tower so i can jork my peanits for 72 hours
Nuggets being just so completely and utterly unbothered by the Lakers is redefining the disrespectful scale.
"dating is so expensive" bro just order a pitcher of beer and bowl a strike in front of her
philosophy chair getting arrested, an econ prof getting her head smashed against concrete, a street medic being held down and tased, snipers setting up vantage points to shoot at ohio state students -all because of nationwide protests against a genocide- you SHOULD be radicalized
I went to the NFL Draft. Here are my tips to have a great time: 1. Don’t go. The lines are obscene. We literally saw nothing. Do you like standing in a parking lot drinking $16 beers? This event is for you. Anyway, it’s awful. Hard pass.
The NBA should have jeans night. I wanna see how good they play in jeans
kareem abdul jabbar and olivia rodrigo sitting far away from each other at the lakers game, possible beef?
my optometrist told me to be on the lookout for astigmatism because it’s more prevalent in people of color and i was like “WOAH stop right there i am WHITE” and she said “okay Stacey Dash” and I’m still laughing about it.
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