Lindsay Marie @LindsayMarieCom
Comedian • Improviser • Screenwriter • @thesecondcity Conservatory Alum • @ucbtla alum • Inquiries: [email protected] • F1 Addict •📍🇫🇷 / 🗽 lindsaymarie.com Joined December 2020-
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My life right now: National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation only Passover and I’m Clark W. Griswold. It’s one disaster after another. But we’re gonna press on and if Elijah shows up he’s going to find the jolliest (and drunkest) bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
The only Haggadah you’ll need this year or ever 😂
20 minutes after receiving an email educating me on “soaking”, the U.S. Open tried to keep me dry 😂 @DaniFLeonard went down the Mormon loophole this week and it did not disappoint.
Kevin Magnussen #SaudiaArabianGP
“So, Leggero came up with the idea to copy Bert's bare-chested routine since he was such a hard act to follow. She put it this way, "If the boys can do it, why can't the girls?" @natashaleggero is a fucking legend.
“So, Leggero came up with the idea to copy Bert's bare-chested routine since he was such a hard act to follow. She put it this way, "If the boys can do it, why can't the girls?" @natashaleggero is a fucking legend.
Candy Cane. Lindsay Marie. Aged 5. This should have been the first indication I had ADHD.
Last week I realized every set I’ve done has had a Bobby Knight joke/bit/riff in it and just how completely normal that is. So, here’s a mini compilation in honor of The General. Warning: content may be triggering for those traumatized by the Lollipop Guild.
…I’ve got a lot of material to retire😂
One of the best shows I’ve seen. Check out @GabeMollica at @ConnellyTheater until 10/28.
Finally got to see Canusa Street and it lived up to the hype. Congrats to @ZackMorrison18 and the rest of the @CanusaStreet team!
Best text I’ve received in weeks. IYKYK.
Came back to America for a few weeks and I all got was pneumococcal pneumonia. Starting to think the French might be onto something with the notion that air conditioning makes you sick 😂
Can’t believe it’s been a year since this was published. Forever grateful for @The_Belladonnas ❤️ thebelladonnacomedy.com/what-to-do-wit…
Hello darkness, my old friend… #screenwriting
Hey @Delta how hard did you have to throw my super thick, hard shell, suitcase to bash it in that badly? And how did you manage to prevent the handle from never opening ever again? Just curious. Btw, thanks for the free gate check. It only cost me a few hundred in new luggage.
NYC friends: I’ll be in from Paris during 8/26-9/1. Let’s hang.
I guess it’s one or the other 💀😂
Solidarity with Colum.. @OrangeFreddyG
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Blayr 🌻 @BlayrAustin
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Matthew Levy @MattLevy51
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