Abe @LikeAndBlock
Joined February 2015-
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No matter how many times I've seen it, it still always catches me off guard
No matter how many times I've seen it, it still always catches me off guard
Sniper on the roof of the IMU. Absolutely unhinged response to a nonviolent encampment by a murderous and paranoid police state.
Sorry I made this.
Sorry I made this. https://t.co/K9utiEJoVO
I just signed a law protecting free speech on college campuses. #txlege
This is what they're taking from you
The head of a foregin state is asking for peaceful protesters to be arrested and he's going to get his wish.
The head of a foregin state is asking for peaceful protesters to be arrested and he's going to get his wish.
$100 billion war and censorship package passed in the senate with 79 votes. 48 of the 79 were democrats. There’s no voting our way out of this.
Congratulations to @JGreenblattADL on getting his tiktok ban passed so quickly. Is there any way you could tell congress that our shitty healthcare system is bad for Israel?
I watched one flat earth tiktok out of amusement and now I'm getting flooded with them
It’s actually a really great example of how you’re totally safe at these protests, thank you
Do you want to fail spectacularly or fail a little more spectacularly? The choice is yours.
Do you want to fail spectacularly or fail a little more spectacularly? The choice is yours.
All of the news about the hoarse whisperer reminded me of when he posted his texts with his teenage son
I had a dream last night that I was at a party with Antonio Brown and he kept randomly stabbing people in the stomach with a variety of sharp objects. #CTESPN
Building an exciting 4th place B1G roster
Building an exciting 4th place B1G roster
Charlie Potatoes @TepidButterASMR
5K Followers 985 Following host of TepidButterTonight parody/satire legally binding!
Delete MY Account @HamHock42
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Dr. Nifkin: Long live.. @drnifkin_OB
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Mikelennial @Mikelennial
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Jay @GreatBigIdiot
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Katie Britt’s Actin.. @somanybadtweets
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The Jorts are in your.. @MisterHugePenis
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GarbageApe @GarbageApe
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Pickleball Memes 🇵.. @HungerlordIII
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Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks
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Ian Baker-Binch @ItMeJawn
264 Followers 353 Following follow me for basketball, racing, AFL footy, soccer, golf, lefty politics, and shitposting
Mr. Yeast @Lonnie_Hansens
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Wolfe Tone Loc @Chigurh_Crash
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Himothy McVeigh @CokeSipper
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Elizabeth J J @LizzyJames36468
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JRS @soradical2
268 Followers 4K Following They just break us day by day into a million of small pieces of rainbow when do you think it will rain?
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Max Ignff @MaxIgnff
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Fully Radicalized by .. @FeastOfBeast
1K Followers 3K Following Just a leftist fed up w/ neoliberal bs. Vinyl, live music, & supporting artists makes me happy. My music blog tracks the goods. Eat. The. Rich.
Jess S. @jes_sy09
130 Followers 301 Following Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Vyvanses With Wolves @Chillrinone
362 Followers 1K Following Dad, wife guy, Hell Care Provider, video game enjoyer. Enjoying my last days as I succomb to amotivational syndrome
Grandmaster B-Hud @The_Yodacat
2K Followers 481 Following Harvard trained Amateur Breast Density Expert. Project Manager @NASA. PhD from MIT. Not a doctor. Practicing Lawyer. Licensed Rancher.
Berta @Berta1551
1K Followers 5K Following MAGA MAGA MAGA, nothing else needs to be said. wait America First!
Mario Lujan @mahreeoh
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Gardalf the Gey. @LeopardGarrett
937 Followers 2K Following Shifty and/or mean Communist. Lawful Neutral Mage. Silly Bitch. Pretty gay. He/Him.
Nancy Sarasota @thereisnojayjay
2K Followers 724 Following The best lawyer in Tucson, Arizon-i-a. Fan of the WORLD SERIES CHAMPION Texas Rangers. Stars/Cowboys/Mavericks fan, too. She/her.
Windsor Horne Lockwoo.. @ThomJeff7
655 Followers 4K Following This is not 'nam. This is bowling. There are rules. Vermont ex-pat.
Sung Y⭕️⭕️ @sungyoo
1K Followers 5K Following Data Analyst, recreational golfer & chess player. $OMI homie
Tania Luv🫦 @taniaaluvv
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Charlie Potatoes @TepidButterASMR
5K Followers 985 Following host of TepidButterTonight parody/satire legally binding!
Delete MY Account @HamHock42
1K Followers 2K Following Exceptionally tall but never dunked. Great passer from the high post. I look like Mumford & Sons if they were from Tallahassee. - RobSly
Dr. Nifkin: Long live.. @drnifkin_OB
1K Followers 923 Following yes it’s me, your favorite obstetrician. delivering babies or performing abortions but rarely both together.
Mikelennial @Mikelennial
3K Followers 2K Following Occasional maker of good tweets. #1 Sparkling Water enthusiast. He/him
Jay @GreatBigIdiot
8K Followers 309 Following Sports bettor/writer/talker. Bulbous manchild. UAlbany/Knicks/Giants/City. Adventure is out there. Will always light the way. All you have to do is let me in.
Katie Britt’s Actin.. @somanybadtweets
561 Followers 586 Following Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer & Rapa Scrapple evangelist; The Good Place: https://t.co/xsX3wuV2GS; Discord: brewmatic
The Jorts are in your.. @MisterHugePenis
251 Followers 164 Following I am only as real as you let me be
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan
12K Followers 3K Following Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Insta: normcharlatan
GarbageApe @GarbageApe
76K Followers 1K Following
Pickleball Memes 🇵.. @HungerlordIII
266 Followers 402 Following inspirational motivational pickleballational follow for serious pickleballers
Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks
38K Followers 2K Following Blue collar socialist. Mid-90s Memphis rap historian. Horror lover. Host of the @soundtracker_ podcast. I've never been owned online.
Ian Baker-Binch @ItMeJawn
264 Followers 353 Following follow me for basketball, racing, AFL footy, soccer, golf, lefty politics, and shitposting
Mr. Yeast @Lonnie_Hansens
194 Followers 187 Following
Alex Jones @RealAlexJones
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misha꙳ @schizarella
32K Followers 106 Following investigative journalist; former @WSJ @nytimes; bylines in @forbes @dexerto;
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272K Followers 50 Following AI Engineer using algorithms to give you an edge over the Sportsbooks👨🏻💻 Betting smarter, not harder 🧠 All posted for free. 21+, Gamble Responsibly.
Himothy McVeigh @CokeSipper
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XS Bully @_my_alt
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Dr. Randy Travis Trit.. @travistiempo
622 Followers 629 Following if you need me call my lawyer. i've gone where the stop lights turn green for you.
Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii
404K Followers 11K Following CEO of YourVoice™ Studios, Inc. Host of YourVoice America. I'm endorsing Trump because we MUST beat Biden at all costs!
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Grandmaster B-Hud @The_Yodacat
2K Followers 481 Following Harvard trained Amateur Breast Density Expert. Project Manager @NASA. PhD from MIT. Not a doctor. Practicing Lawyer. Licensed Rancher.
Zack Passman @ZackPassman
306 Followers 2K Following Guitar/Arranging/Producing with @dinthewc, We'll Be Fine and @nathanandzack
Nancy Sarasota @thereisnojayjay
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148 Followers 313 Following Don’t ever read this. Done trying, just want to be a silly goose online.
unusual_whales @unusual_whales
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I had a pony! @meghancolleen
199 Followers 258 Following why would anyone leave a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?! never said Yodacat was ugly
John @JuanchoS
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Gayest Tone @gayest_tone
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Dan @ThatStatBoy
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Toots Glitzer ♿️ @ZalatorisFlickr
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nss-ds.bsky (note: da.. @nss_ds
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Sorry I made this.
"The n-word! Do you know what the n-word is? It's-" *crowd yells* "No no no, it's the nuclear word."
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An American dad faces 12 years in prison for having a tiny bit of hunting ammo in his carry on bag in Turks and Caicos. He could miss his son growing up over this. Do not visit there until he’s sent home. Let @TCIPremier know what you think about this!
I hope, just so the “this guy paints his nails” crowd has to eat shit, that this kid fucking lights the league on fire
Prince was a force multiplier with the ball in his hands, FWIW…… fuck around and get purified in the waters of lake minnetonka!!!!! #Blouses
This is you.
The U.S. House has gone to the dogs. It’s downright embarrassing. Time to clean up the mess.
$100 billion war and censorship package passed in the senate with 79 votes. 48 of the 79 were democrats. There’s no voting our way out of this.
I have had enough
honestly, i'm starting to feel a little bad for my trolls! aside from the fact that they're getting a little desperate, how is it that I'm the one with the dead husband and I've still managed to be more well-adjusted than they are?
Using a prophylactic antibiotic spray to "prevent infection" would be wildly irresponsible.
In a nutshell, we showed that over-the-counter cheap generic antibiotic neomycin can be repurposed in nasal formulation to prevent & treat infection, block transmission, and reduce disease burden against a wide array of viruses. Since this is a host-directed strategy and…
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It’s actually a really great example of how you’re totally safe at these protests, thank you
When you and your uncle in a hoe phase at the same time >>>
It's more insane to pay for twitter, actually.
This is just my opinion but I think people should stop lighting themselves on fire for political reasons because it's fucking insane.
Steph missing the playoffs Spieth missing cuts. Under Armour is cooked.
Steph Curry was involved in the Under Armour/Curry Brand pitch for Caitlin Clark, per @ShamsCharania 😳 There was a possibility that Clark could've been offered a dual deal that would’ve included endorsement from both Under Armour and Curry Brand
@DeadheadCaddy @LikeAndBlock Did anyone ever point out that the pork chops really aren’t on a stick but are in fact bone-in chops and you use the bone as the stick? Still very tasty.
$TSLA Cybertruck owners .. 1) do NOT wash your car in sunlight and 2) do NOT tell Tesla SCs that you drove it through a car wash (like this guy) even if you turned on Car Wash Mode. They will void your warranty. 💀
it’s like if billie joe armstrong was less gay and more gay at the same time
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