That’s great for Miami men’s basketball, but we need the Miami women to pack up Kim Mulkey tonight.

Half of this year’s Final Four played the first two rounds of this tournament in the basketball capital of the world: Albany, NY.

The Brahmas cover and win outright as an underdog in Arlington. That’s 3-0 (+3.0u) going into the final game of Week 6 tomorrow night, 13-5-1 (+7.7u) on the 2023 season, and 27-10-2 (+16.2u) all-time in the XFL. Happy birthday, Sydney. It’s lasagna time, per her request.

I don’t have any friends, Jim Nantz.

@willforthrill @celebrityhottub

Xtreme football on

@KyleKensing @hst2point0 @carronJphillips @Deadspin Listen fellas, if there’s one thing we all know from years of working in sports, it’s that we should make results in a single elimination tournament featuring children into sweeping referendums on those children and the institutions they attend. My brain has holes in it.

@mewilllee I appreciate it man

Went and dug up the 2020 numbers, we went 14-5-1 for +8.5u in 2020. 12-5-1 for +6.7u so far in 2023. Total of +15.2u in 36 games (plus two pushes). Go Brahmas today. twitter.com/greatbigidiot/…

Can’t believe we have a seven year old kid. I’m ancient. Going to disintegrate any second now.

@ZalatorisFlickr That’s pretty cool!

Got to see a Final Four team in person in fabulous Albany, New York 👍🏼

The BattleHawks completely wrecked the Vipers. That’s 2-0 after half of Week 6, 12-5-1 on the 2023 XFL season, and 26-10-2 all-time in the XFL. Thanks for all the support. I’m a fuckin nobody lmao

@pknocker40 See bracket

The Florida Atlantic Owls going to the Final Four? Only in New York

Congrats to the people of Boca Raton

Zach Edey watching Vladislav Goldin cut down the nets at Madison Square Garden without needing a ladder

This game is so good (St. Louis BattleHawks vs Vegas Vipers)

When it comes to coaches named after powdered drink mixes, Jerome Tang is probably on my Mount Rushmore.

Every final four should be played at Madison Square Garden, the Mecca of basketball.

Guardians cover despite falling to 0-6. That’s a 1-0 start to XFL Week 6, 11-5-1 so far this XFL season, and 25-10-2 all-time in the XFL.

@willforthrill It is

Happy seventh birthday weekend to Sydney, our oldest girl. What a kid. She requested a homemade lasagna for tomorrow. I got you, Syd.

XFL Week 6 action: Guardians +8.5 over Sea Dragons BattleHawks -3.5 over Vipers Brahmas +3 over Renegades Defenders -2.5 over Roughnecks

I really hope Bleacher Report gets some advertising dollars with all the attention they give Mattress Mack. Would be turbo pathetic otherwise

Bill Raftery admiring that Michael Jordan committed an offensive foul on Bryon Russell in the NBA Finals. Thank you, Bill.

@Byron_2284 I’m not far enough north haha

@Byron_2284 I’d rather not watch sports

Well everything is terrible but at least I got to clean my house today and have to work all night