nss-ds.bsky (note: dash not underscore) @nss_ds
Twinja refugee. Never been thirsty online. Music writer and NY 🍕 eater. Shorts antagonist; crocs hater. Mpreg faver. Chance is my Elvis. Hey I'm tweetin here! Joined March 2016-
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Lawyers are cops who didn’t want to work for the state
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@Girl_wonderX Sudekis is there? Put all your money on Iowa right now.
For me the best part of Cleveland is seeing the skyline, because it means you’re not actually there
3 games today were decided by a total of 10 points The fourth UConn won by 30
I feel like the games today have been very well officiated. Glad they're letting them play a little and I think the games are better as a result.
how many blocked shots are recorded beyond half court in a NCAA season? if someone has this answer i'd love to know cc @ESPNStatsInfo
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He asked me if I was going to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe.
Ask and ye shall receive
Well it sounds like my sump pump just kicked over to 100% duty cycle and boy would that be the last fuckin thing I need this week
Really not good when you’re emailing your insurance broker to say “there’s 3 potential primaries and none of them will want to cover it, and I really don’t want this to turn into the kobayashi maru”. Definitely a promising situation.
You may think you have lost season 3 @HamHock42 but I’m willing to bet that only one of us is in a music league suicide pick pact
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A good thing to remember is that everyone on this site has brainworms and shouldn’t be taken seriously. Including you. Including me.
There are fates worse than death, such as when you’re helping your 2 year old climb the McDonald’s playscape because he’s too small to on his own, and he stops to take a dump halfway up this hot, unventilated, claustrophobic space which you are downwind of
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Kevin | kotensixtysix.. @koTenSixtySix
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Delete MY Account @HamHock42
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You sent your own pos.. @HGTVontheRadio
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A DONE DEAL ⚔️ We have hired Lindy Ruff as our head coach! bufsabres.co/3w6gHTA | #LetsGoBuffalo
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he looks like he should be in a tree baking me chocolate chip cookies
This jacket and pant combo 🤌🏻
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“Appears to be”
Jamal Shead appears to be using a scooter after going into the locker room
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uconn never gonna win if they can't hit their free throws
fred flintstone committing su*cide by running in place in his garage
The zombies had one weakness: eggs.
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I like how the legend of Mikkola's height keeps growing, soon it will be 5'2" Marchand VS. 7' 1" Mikkola.
5 FOOT 9 MARCHAND VS. 6 FOOT 5 MIKKOLA 🥊
*Sade voice*
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