Jackie Daytona @thereisnojayjay
The best lawyer in Tucson, Arizon-i-a. Fan of the WORLD SERIES CHAMPION Texas Rangers. Stars/Cowboys/Mavericks fan, too. She/her. Dallas/Washington D.C. Joined December 2022-
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What’s the physics behind a 1-foot long weenie dog taking up 75% of a queen bed
When you’re laying on your side and a dog curls up in that little space behind your knees 🥹
nothing to look forward to, however many things to dread
Is Challengers actually good, should I go see it tomorrow
He’s a jerk but this is one of the funniest scenes in Parks & Rec and, well, here we are
He’s a jerk but this is one of the funniest scenes in Parks & Rec and, well, here we are
I guess this isn’t really funny but I laughed out loud
I guess this isn’t really funny but I laughed out loud
Hot damn
I hope your wife doesn’t catch wind of the fact that you harass women online
I hope your wife doesn’t catch wind of the fact that you harass women online
Started doing this thing where I block anyone with an anime PFP and you wouldn’t believe the improvement in my timeline
Got tickets to see Manchester Orchestra in September 🙏🏼❤️
The sign makes you sick but the IDF killing children doesn’t??
The sign makes you sick but the IDF killing children doesn’t??
Thomas Flournoy @theflournoy
240 Followers 841 Following With great power comes great responsibility. He/him
KidC @thekidcanada
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Adam B. Cohen @AdamBCohen1
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Geoff Williams @gsquirrel88
80 Followers 837 Following Grr Argh Buffy, baseball, anti-Becky, spreadsheets, beer and hiding from the world. Oh and Test Cricket. So much that.
Alex Brown @alexnbrown
138 Followers 346 Following In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women
Kurt Schlicter eats d.. @AlamoCaesar
92 Followers 192 Following A wild cat amongst a world of domestics, a rebel against the bourgeoisie, one of the most iconic buttholes ever.
Kevin78 @steellt78
378 Followers 2K Following Criminal defense attorney. Steelers, Pearl Jam, Transformers and dogs. ONJ forever. He/Him
J @dirtyoilforyou
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✭ Cali Mama ✭ @ChaosCaliMama
2K Followers 1K Following ✨ Embracing who I am and raising my vibration.✨
tirednurseOK @tirednurseok
1K Followers 5K Following ESTJ. Tweets are my own. Hobbies: laundry; dishes; vacuuming up dog hair.
Lisa Fasca Lee @lfasca
107 Followers 2K Following Seltzer aficianado, momma bear, anti-hiking activist. New Hampshire.
Shannon 🌮👩🏻�.. @AvinaShannon
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Sebastian Fawkes @fawkesdom
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Amy Smith @AmySmit65367037
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sarah @SarFuhrmeister
112 Followers 4K Following central PA’s most eligible bachelorette. taught myself to read at age 4 and now it’s my whole personality. opinions mine. she/her. ♎️☀️/♐️🌙/♊️⬆️
𝐑𝐮𝐭𝐡 @Ruthselina
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Roxana Ghiciu @Ghiciu
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DaveCarmichel @CarmichelJohn
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I can't think of anyt.. @jeduffy
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Claire @ClairetheJones
1K Followers 2K Following Seattle Mariners & iced coffee enthusiast También disponible en español. 🍉 #StandWithAsFans she/her/ella
Jim Kelly @AlconaTiger87
95 Followers 133 Following Widower & Dad. Writing again. Inexplicably friends with MUCH cooler people than me. Opinions are mine, progressive as fuck. (He, him) @alconatiger87.bsky.social
nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
28K Followers 8K Following Hopeful idiot | your big suburban | Log Lady | X's hottest mom™️ | tired founder. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
Ruth @scottishkoala
46 Followers 865 Following
Ashley M (🐝) @ameliabedeliajr
118 Followers 250 Following I’ll be your back seat baby, driving you crazy.
katie @focusfronting
28K Followers 6K Following views are not my own and represent those of noam chomsky. she/her
Malice Walker @humblecore
2K Followers 2K Following Distinguished, professional, and militant. Occasionally saying stuff on @twocentsplustax.
TRISTINA KARDASHIAN �.. @bipolar_aries
414 Followers 318 Following 32 ♈️ Tech, in Pink 🩰 I help people plan 💻@GARBAGEGRAPHICS
Darth Maul Atreides @whiskyandwaves
459 Followers 697 Following Black lives matter. Rake and roustabout. Just the weatherman; you make the wind blow. Your dog will like me more than you. Freelance hat critic.
Parzival_732 @Parzival732
474 Followers 3K Following Gunter searching for Easter eggs to save democracy. An enigma from Jersey - Retired barrister. "These go to eleven".
Anonymous John @JohnTFromBoston
182 Followers 775 Following Former molecular biologist. Recovering attorney. He/him. Social Democrat. Moving to https://t.co/xjvJeWTTd1
AK Lingus @aklingus
6K Followers 2K Following Call me Icy Clive, King of the Sky. Shouts to @Classical. Opinions are mine alone. My poetry's deep, I never fail. He/him. Avatar by @Lubchansky.
Rachel Z. Ullrich @RachelZiol
1K Followers 1K Following Trying to be the person my dogs think I am. I try employment cases and crochet 🧶 (not @ the same time). Living life w lupus, Hubs and the dogs
😩☁️🌈 @WearySky
311 Followers 237 Following Just a tired bit of sky doing my best to add a little bit of good into the world. He/him
GarvSauce @MitchGarver
14K Followers 469 Following Professional Baseball Player for the Seattle Mariners. Lobo Baseball alumni and proud New Mexico native
Greymattersplat @Greymattersplat
3K Followers 4K Following IT drone. Sells comics at @ComicCarnival. Whatever it is, I'm probably doing it wrong.
Adam @CenTexAg
3K Followers 265 Following Meat Conglomerate. Former boozehound. Dad. Gym Owner. #BlackLivesMatter IG: centex_ag
Timmmmmmmm @Timmmmmmmm
56 Followers 61 Following
Todd Walsh @ToddWalsh
14K Followers 628 Following MLB/Arizona Diamondbacks, Scripps Sports Arizona Coyotes. 16 time Rocky Mountain Emmy Winner, '16 Silver Circle Inductee.
ATARASHII GAKKO! - �.. @japanleaders
203K Followers 5 Following 歌い踊るセーラー服。青春日本代表。個性や自由を全身で表現し、はみ出していく四人組。Representing Seishun Japan. We strive to color outside the lines to deliver a full spectrum of joy and energy.
Tom Scarlett @tomsca
255 Followers 395 Following [email protected] 301-956-4185 Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool! I will call you later.
People Selling Mirror.. @SellingAMirror
186K Followers 899 Following Sometimes when people sell mirrors online, they can't figure out how to get out of the way.
Ask a Manager @AskAManager
94K Followers 5K Following Creator of Ask a Manager – home to all your questions about lunch-stealing bosses, coworkers who won't stop hugging you, and how much you can drink at work.
Claire @ClairetheJones
1K Followers 2K Following Seattle Mariners & iced coffee enthusiast También disponible en español. 🍉 #StandWithAsFans she/her/ella
Jim Kelly @AlconaTiger87
95 Followers 133 Following Widower & Dad. Writing again. Inexplicably friends with MUCH cooler people than me. Opinions are mine, progressive as fuck. (He, him) @alconatiger87.bsky.social
Malice Walker @humblecore
2K Followers 2K Following Distinguished, professional, and militant. Occasionally saying stuff on @twocentsplustax.
Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon
16K Followers 1K Following Black Lives Matter. #FreePalestine 🇵🇸 On hiatus. https://t.co/f77UrzqIuV
katie @focusfronting
28K Followers 6K Following views are not my own and represent those of noam chomsky. she/her
Kelly Bergin @kellybergin
2K Followers 3K Following genetically mutated/writer on permanent disability/your gay aunt/baseball & women’s basketball fanatic/dog dad/Venmo: kellypatberg
The Gurgling Cod @TheGurglingCod
5K Followers 6K Following Asst. AD for Non-Compliance, Protect Trans Kids University. Maple influencer. DBA IRL @ThatJBF. Words @BostonReview, @decider, etc.
Dakota Schmidt @Dakota_Schmidt
4K Followers 4K Following Mexico City Capitanes Pro Personnel scout. Retired writer. Contact: [email protected]. DM's open. Forever the G League king.
Gus "Mister" Fishcake @parttimesloth
391 Followers 2K Following I'm David and was born sometime in 1976. Latvia turned to me for their baseball info. I'm currently really into Gumby screenshots out of context.
adrian @crawf34
3K Followers 1K Following I stand behind mine, everything I do I’m a man behind mine
HondaCivicDuty @THEamberadams
2K Followers 5K Following Cato Institute of Middle Age Fashion|Just a small town girl, livin’ in a lonely world #ActuallyAutistic #AuADHD @theamberadams.bsky.social
Noble Prophet of Fa-g.. @danobuspr
111 Followers 716 Following he/him. everyone stop being dicks. big gay. soccer fan. nerd. terfs fuck off.
derek @DerekFromBmore
1K Followers 2K Following extremely bullish about baltimore. web dev. ravens realist. oriole fantasist.
ZachTheAg @ZachTheAg
601 Followers 2K Following P1. Tacos & memes, plz. Fan of the 2023 World Series Champion Texas Rangers, #DallasCowboys, #MFFL, #TexasHockey, #Aggies everything. TAMU ‘13, ‘17
high-powered mutant o.. @amandatoryfigs
738 Followers 960 Following zero redeeming qualities. one of god’s own prototypes. too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Katie O 🖤🧡⚾�.. @PookieTulip
147 Followers 2K Following Baltimorean, temporarily in PA. My illnesses are chronic, but my ass is iconic. History teacher. Orioles fan. Ravens Fan. Women’s sports fan. Snorlax stan.
KindaWilliamZabka @Williamzabka424
112 Followers 136 Following Wife guy to Ash. Honorary Cobra Kai member (non-violence division). Twilight is the best baseball movie.
Sarah Dvojack says PR.. @sarahdvojack
915 Followers 625 Following #1 irish dance wig hater • drawer/writer 🎪🌙 • WELCOME TO FEAR CITY (9/3) • also designs @Scholastic books • rep: @LindaRandom • (she/her) NO AI!!! • 🇵🇸
They/themtrails @StabilityBoiler
2K Followers 2K Following Voted Minneapolis’ #1 VCR repair technician 3x
Bexx 🦈 is meowing .. @OMGBecci
79 Followers 501 Following 🏳️⚧️ supporter | fighter of TERFS | ANTIFA 24/7 - Weirdo for Queerdos - Baseball, GODZILLA - Booze n Cats!
Hockey1Stars 💚 @Hockey1Stars
1K Followers 1K Following Justa GIRL who ADORES her Dallas Stars! GIFS, videos, & more! #TexasHockey Check me out also @YDugout99 on Twitter ⚾ #RepBX #NYYankees #NYY #DallasCowboys
Dr. Raven the Science.. @ravenscimaven
158K Followers 24 Following Raven Baxter, Ph.D. ✨ Molecular biologist, science educator. Director @TheScienceHaven. Views are my own. 1908. [email protected]
kennedi landry @kennlandry
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madouble @ma_double_
1K Followers 347 Following I drink my fair share of water but I’m still thirsty. Ha. If I offend you please tell me.
Matt Greenleaf @OUleaf
293 Followers 693 Following P1. Mavs/Stars/Cowboys/Rangers/Sooners. I will Like your Dog Pics.
Playoff Shippy @ShippySpins
19K Followers 368 Following I like sports and I don’t care who knows. @DallasStars music director. @DallasMavs music director. Choctaw Casino DJ. The fun is implied. IG: ShippySpins.What's a picture/meme that makes you laugh every time?
@thereisnojayjay There’s no shame in being mentally stuck in middle school.
INCREDIBLE push in OT to put pressure on Vegas. Incredible finish from Johnston. WE. ARE. ALIVE. #TexasHockey
Grilled cheese on a saturday night is so much better than going out on a saturday night
@thereisnojayjay This entire board is fodder for the juvenile mind. And yet, I'm 44 and see *all* the possibilities
@thereisnojayjay Agreed, she was looking a bit too tight for a bit there.
Sorry, I can’t vote for this shit.
SCOOP: I reviewed an internal State Dept memo, parts of which was classified, that included the most extensive and serious to date warnings to Secretary Blinken over Israel’s possible non-compliance with international humanitarian law. Here’s what I learned 1/X
@thereisnojayjay Running naked in the street shouting KONY 2012
@thereisnojayjay the funny part is like 65% of women from the NYC metro area have a story about this guy
The fact that this actually happened in a baseball broadcast is the funniest shit ever.
“He caught his girlfriend cheating and burned the car with both of them in it.” T-Mac: “Turner with a double down the line.”
@thereisnojayjay @Shann_ME I've never seen fan theories blow the actual script out of existence like that. God dammit, it deserved so much better.
Met my nephews for the first time , they were dazzled by my Pokemon cards.
Guess who has two thumbs and is about to see the cinematic masterpiece that is The Mummy in the theater? 👍🏼👍🏼
@thereisnojayjay I just backtracked this exchange and it’s hands down the weirdest shit I’ve seen in a good while
@gunner1003 @MikeKCviaDfw @thereisnojayjay either you're in the middle of a manic episode or have a humiliation fetish either way....yikes
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