in a hot minotaur @InAHotMinotaur
What the hell are you trying to do, kill us? Joined February 2018-
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SCANNER CHATTER: Pima County Fair - There's a broken picnic table reported near the Gyro stand, and the woman's bathroom in Pima Hall is flooded! Manny from maintenance is enroute to shut it down and mop it up. @whatsuptucson
He was also going like this when he said it: 🤌🤌
He was also going like this when he said it: 🤌🤌
@InAHotMinotaur I don't get it
My favorite thing about ordering off postmates is that after eating all of the 2 pounds of trash you ordered you get to throw away 3 pounds of trash
God, in his infinite wisdom, gave you a 3 inch penis. He also gave you the power to buy a lifted Silverado, which you can't really afford
What idiot called it getting transported by magical ritual to ancient Egypt and strolling out of the Temple of Ptah to explore the sights and sounds incredible to modern senses and sensibilities and not walking in Memphis
waiting room of a family court in england
waiting room of a family court in england
🚨🚨 baby hummingbird 🚨🚨
🚨🚨 baby hummingbird 🚨🚨 https://t.co/IG2i0J4pZN
Stayed in a hotel on vacation over the weekend. Saw some cool stuff, but also Me: Will. You. PLEASE. Stop messing with the cuck chair. 2-year-old, having not listened to a word I said nor barely acknowleding my existence for twenty minutes, turning to look at me: cuck chair?
OJ Simpson was a murderer His death should not be glorified.
maybe the most brutal strikeout in baseball history
At a restaurant with dishwasher spots on a fork: cross this one off the list When the toddler throws his fork on the floor: god made dirt, dirt don't hurt, rub it on your shirt
Congrats to Zach Edey for having the largest skull in the history of college basketball!
Disliked "Nobody gonna text @InAHotMinotaur any more"
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Do you think all of professional football is now a psy op to see how much stress Harry Kane can take before he goes on a killing spree in his Sketchers? The evidence is growing tbh.
Do you think all of professional football is now a psy op to see how much stress Harry Kane can take before he goes on a killing spree in his Sketchers? The evidence is growing tbh.
This film would win at Cannes
He said “First of all, happy international women’s day” I’m dying
That context note. Yeah we only eat McDonald's, but only half that much
That context note. Yeah we only eat McDonald's, but only half that much
Delete MY Account @HamHock42
1K Followers 2K Following Exceptionally tall but never dunked. Great passer from the high post. I look like Mumford & Sons if they were from Tallahassee. - RobSly
Katie Britt’s Actin.. @somanybadtweets
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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka_
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You Know Who Else @thebestSSE
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John @JuanchoS
1K Followers 4K Following Copywriter/librarian(ish). Catholic, but somehow not annoying. 🇸🇰
You sent your own pos.. @HGTVontheRadio
917 Followers 527 Following I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
Wolfe Tone Loc @Chigurh_Crash
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chid @CHIDSPIN
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MedicatedWorldPeace @MedicatedWP
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rubdirtinit @rubdirtinit
633 Followers 516 Following Invented the +1 at deadspin and created the When's the draft bit.
A Worried Ladybug🌹 @WorriedLadybird
283 Followers 352 Following sobriety, loving-kindness, baking, Black Lives Matter. Bristol Stool Chart #3.
BBAM @sirdiesel
792 Followers 565 Following Bring back rebounds, intimidation, the occasional basket, and awesome haircuts. Bring Back Anthony Mason.
I Like Cheap Beer @ILikeCheapBeer
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🌸🩷Evelyn Dalila.. @evdalilazarate
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Your Lard and Savory @RealGuySportts
66 Followers 113 Following Where else would you choose to go for a hot flap of meat and some cheese?
Christina Hin @ChristinaH83017
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Macy Richburg @MacyRichbu
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Candy Lagroon @CandyLagro4070
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Niomi Stanko @ni_niomi
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Pinkie Woodfork @pinkie12214
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Eduard Kumpan @GuardianOfFey
364 Followers 1K Following Hi, I am a college student who decided to pursue a career on the internet. I like playing games on stream, watching Anime and other cartoons (and more.)
Vertov @vertov
856 Followers 814 Following Also at https://t.co/IdI8H0yQ3F | Orange County CA's greatest thought leader | Avatar by @rollinrabbits
Stephanie/𝔈𝔰�.. @SFGeekGirl
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Boodreaux, ineffable .. @BoodreauxWilson
703 Followers 2K Following So many rts. Dead inside/bubble-wrap outside. She/her. Know where my towel is at. 🐊 Evidence-based, people-centric everything. ACAB | BLM | IDIC | twinja
Renetta @rivera_renetta4
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Christa (she/her) @Xhrsita
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Bad Comedy! Podcast @badcomedypod
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Big Daddy Drix 🏳�.. @BigDaddyDrix
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Anthony Del Broccolo @Vigilanthony73
1K Followers 2K Following Kicking ass, but I won’t be taking names at this time. Currently: King of the Hill revival. Recently: The Big Bang Theory, The United States of Al.
Elison Bekar 07410842.. @bekar_elisoni
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Browns are Normal And.. @ericj_d
2K Followers 1K Following My tweets are rarely of any value or meaning just random drivel
Bellwether Johnson @BWetherJohnson
833 Followers 1K Following Insane in the membrane. Insane in the brain.
Mona Ellison @ruralmona
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J. Henry Waugh @JWaugh_
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Matty P @MattyP11251594
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Prakob Sok @Sokprakob
176 Followers 354 Following Advisor to President of Consumer Protection Committee, National Assembly, Thailand
Sketchy Mother @dayjag_dottie
32 Followers 78 Following Better the devil you know... Slut of Dreams, (not yours, just mine.) Gutter Snipe.
[email protected].. @KayserTommasi
67 Followers 133 Following Mainstream commercial nihilism can’t be trusted.
Fanny Craddock's mois.. @Lil_KPop_Katze
743 Followers 2K Following building designer. Never a satirist, except when I am and still a lover of kittens and green vegetables. #Twinja she/her Straya!
Delete MY Account @HamHock42
1K Followers 2K Following Exceptionally tall but never dunked. Great passer from the high post. I look like Mumford & Sons if they were from Tallahassee. - RobSly
Katie Britt’s Actin.. @somanybadtweets
561 Followers 586 Following Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer & Rapa Scrapple evangelist; The Good Place: https://t.co/xsX3wuV2GS; Discord: brewmatic
Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka_
573 Followers 2K Following Running for Deputy Comptroller of Paola, KS
You Know Who Else @thebestSSE
497 Followers 380 Following Every fave and RT is a full and complete endorsement, as well as a binding legal contract.
John @JuanchoS
1K Followers 4K Following Copywriter/librarian(ish). Catholic, but somehow not annoying. 🇸🇰
You sent your own pos.. @HGTVontheRadio
917 Followers 527 Following I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
Wolfe Tone Loc @Chigurh_Crash
1K Followers 1K Following bsky: https://t.co/e27uIMc5xz // backup: https://t.co/dXwN3TCF10 // backup to the backup: https://t.co/cBNTaE31N4
StuartScottsEye @StuartScottsEye
986 Followers 380 Following Please don’t judge me solely based on my offensive and distasteful username.
chid @CHIDSPIN
1K Followers 770 Following A big shot Patagonia bro. I use a chainsaw—manly as hell. I’ve never been horny online. I hate bio and all other sciences. Host of @RoundingDown.
MedicatedWorldPeace @MedicatedWP
606 Followers 966 Following
rubdirtinit @rubdirtinit
633 Followers 516 Following Invented the +1 at deadspin and created the When's the draft bit.
A Worried Ladybug🌹 @WorriedLadybird
283 Followers 352 Following sobriety, loving-kindness, baking, Black Lives Matter. Bristol Stool Chart #3.
BBAM @sirdiesel
792 Followers 565 Following Bring back rebounds, intimidation, the occasional basket, and awesome haircuts. Bring Back Anthony Mason.
the real RMJ=H @rmj_equals_hero
2K Followers 987 Following fanny is a funny word. fanny. pronouns: he/him. you can find me at https://t.co/n6kmrGNeKj
Your Lard and Savory @RealGuySportts
66 Followers 113 Following Where else would you choose to go for a hot flap of meat and some cheese?
Andy Morales @AndyMorales8
8K Followers 2K Following “Old Pueblo Abuelo” Kicks4Kids: $610,000 worth of sneakers. AllSportsTucson & azpreps365. I don't acknowledge anonymous handles.
Varmint Cong @Tommy3Tones
837 Followers 1K Following RT's are either either agreement or highlighting stupidity. Apparently annoys bots cuz they keep getting him suspended. BLM #twinja🇺🇦
Dr. Mantis Toboggan @BuddyRabozo
391 Followers 4K Following I’ve legally changed my name to Dr. Mantis Toboggan
Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass
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Greg Jenner @greg_jenner
141K Followers 11K Following Public Historian FRHistS 🎙Host & creator of #YoureDeadToMe on @bbcsounds 📖Author of 5 books 📺 Series 1-8 BBCHorribleHistories ⚽️ Spurs #COYS
Vertov @vertov
856 Followers 814 Following Also at https://t.co/IdI8H0yQ3F | Orange County CA's greatest thought leader | Avatar by @rollinrabbits
Michael Lev @MichaelJLev
14K Followers 2K Following Senior writer/columnist for the Arizona Daily Star. Also: husband, father and softball pitcher. Got a story idea? Email me: [email protected]
Stephanie/𝔈𝔰�.. @SFGeekGirl
756 Followers 1K Following SATx Born ✡️ Chingona | SF Seasoned | Scottsdale Based | Aspiring Librarian | Almost Terminally Online | Elder Xennial 🇵🇸 🪬❤️🔥 #BookDragon 🐉 📚
Sam Richardson @SamRichardson
76K Followers 1K Following The After Party, Werewolves Within, Detroiters, VEEP, Champaign ILL 🇬🇭
Bruce Pascoe @BrucePascoe
10K Followers 847 Following Covering Arizona basketball, and assorted other topics, for the Arizona Daily Star
Crap 90s Football @Crap90sFootball
158K Followers 2K Following A conduit to lo-fi comedic football mediocrity from the last decade of the 20th century (and more recently if it’s funny). Curated by @JR_Tiger.
SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks
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S.A.Cosby @blacklionking73
30K Followers 3K Following Best selling award winning author of RAZORBLADE TEARS,BLACKTOP WASTELAND, ALL THE SINNERS BLEED Fun at parties
Christa (she/her) @Xhrsita
51 Followers 329 Following History nerd, video game dork, desert rat, bartender... something something long walks on the beach?
Dungeon Crawler Matt @mattdinniman
14K Followers 4K Following DM of Dungeon Crawler Carl, Active member of SFWA & HWA. Wrangler of GC, BWR, NW Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk. repped by Seth Fishman @ Gernert
Big Daddy Drix 🏳�.. @BigDaddyDrix
2K Followers 829 Following He/they, non-binary. Sports and leftist politics. Weekly content @fballabsurdity. Avid golfer and disc golfer. Alt for mutuals: @AltDrix
Christopher Crawford @Crawford_MILB
14K Followers 506 Following
Anthony Del Broccolo @Vigilanthony73
1K Followers 2K Following Kicking ass, but I won’t be taking names at this time. Currently: King of the Hill revival. Recently: The Big Bang Theory, The United States of Al.
Browns are Normal And.. @ericj_d
2K Followers 1K Following My tweets are rarely of any value or meaning just random drivel
J. Henry Waugh @JWaugh_
433 Followers 2K Following Blog Commenter. RTs in lieu of the formalized adoption process.
Matty P @MattyP11251594
12 Followers 143 Following
Sketchy Mother @dayjag_dottie
32 Followers 78 Following Better the devil you know... Slut of Dreams, (not yours, just mine.) Gutter Snipe.
[email protected].. @KayserTommasi
67 Followers 133 Following Mainstream commercial nihilism can’t be trusted.
Fanny Craddock's mois.. @Lil_KPop_Katze
743 Followers 2K Following building designer. Never a satirist, except when I am and still a lover of kittens and green vegetables. #Twinja she/her Straya!
Ben Crellin @BenCrellin
285K Followers 4K Following Win at FPL: https://t.co/7KmsdvrLRz I make spreadsheets that help people navigate the FPL schedule - 6 top 10k finishes in last 8 years - Partnered with @FFH_HQ
Eric, just Eric @EricAngevine
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Dr Geuse MD PhD Esq @nifkinjuice
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Grandmaster B-Hud @The_Yodacat
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Katya Mendoza @katya_nadine
293 Followers 742 Following MMJ @azpublicmedia // formerly @tucsonweekly // you may have seen me in @TucsonStar & @AZLuminaria // @uajschool M.A. ‘22.
Ryan Reynolds @RyanReynolds
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We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen
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Bootlegger @bootlegger1974
362K Followers 11K Following welshman living the dream on jobseeker's allowance,loves a fish & chip's on a saturday,never quite been same guy since the chicken factory went cuckoo
Followers in the Atti.. @JCC_72
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Lateriser12 @lateriser12
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Nancy Sarasota @thereisnojayjay
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Chief John of Boytown @ChiefofBoytown
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Spencer Rattler looks like the actor that would play Patrick Mahomes in a movie about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
@TeddyPadilac @MichaelRapaport You’re also uneducated
Cop: (hauls away lady) Lady: “I’m a college professor!” Cop: (long pause) “regular or adjunct?” Lady: “… adjunct.” Cop: (continues hauling her away)
this is dirt's wife. i wanted to let you know that he drowned after gettting his peebus stuck in a giant clam. we're all better with his passing. in lieu of flowers, please take a dump on his grave.
I have four different corner stores and all of the employees at each recognize me. Doing great, thanks for asking
Okay but what if DUNE was a comedy? Fan trailer by yours truly.
one time in my 20s I got a shitty haircut at the hair cuttery and then tried to fix it myself with clippers and fucked it up so bad I called out of work the next day
Honey, you okay? You barely touched your Billie Irish!
oh emos you will pay for this one
Modern day Rosa Parks
John Terry talking about the time he and a few other Chelsea first team players boycotted their flight until they were moved out of economy and back into first class😳
Or for protesting genocide
Americans are being arrested right now for criticizing Israel.
@Asmongold @CapriSunnPapi It's very simple, just get out of the road
Rosa Parks shouldve just moved, she made people late on that bus
@CapriSunnPapi You're not protesting for Palestine by preventing some minimum wage worker from getting to work on time Get out of the road
i'm going crazy lol this was the schedule for the protest at UT austin yesterday. they sent state troopers with riot gear and horses to stop an art workshop and a pizza party
This was the original plan for today’s demonstrations:
the 2024 white sox offense is a bunch of 35 year old jon lesters
‘the protests are robbing my Columbia students of listening to John Cage’s 4’33, the piece of music that is explicitly designed to force you to listen to…what’s around you.’ absolutely perfect
SCANNER CHATTER: Pima County Fair - There's a broken picnic table reported near the Gyro stand, and the woman's bathroom in Pima Hall is flooded! Manny from maintenance is enroute to shut it down and mop it up. @whatsuptucson
you know she had to do it to em (palestinians)
[nervously pitching my electronic divining rod service] I hope this email finds your well
Jeff. Those "antisemitic thugs" include my Jewish daughter. You pernicious fuckwad.
The Jew-hatred is spreading to more left-wing campuses. Students at @MIT and @EmersonCollege are promoting their "solidarity" with the antisemitic thugs and bigots at @Columbia who have assaulted Jews, cheered Hamas, and called for Tel Aviv to be burned to the ground.
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