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So she… no longer has a dog in this fight?
So she… no longer has a dog in this fight?
Avatar got a wax museum
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What’s this look called, “Full Pedo Jacket”?
What’s this look called, “Full Pedo Jacket”?
Stomach about to sound like cleats in the dryer
Stomach about to sound like cleats in the dryer
All this grass in the kid walks right to sand… It’s in the DNA
Again, absolute masterclass on how to use your privilege against these criminals
Again, absolute masterclass on how to use your privilege against these criminals
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Can’t really put my finger on it
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Good girl got her bath and nails did
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Hop in, we’re going to the Bone Zone.
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If the next president can do something about Lexus and Audi bright headlights please. Thanks 🙏
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Maturity and growth
You know she run that locker room like the navy
You know she run that locker room like the navy
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We spend so much time talking about post nasal drip without ever addressing pre nasal drip #prevention #T20WorldCup2024 #mattressfirm
voted to raise my property taxes like a good little cuck 🫣
So she… no longer has a dog in this fight?
Kristi Noem has ‘no shot’ as Trump’s VP pick after puppy-killing controversy: sources trib.al/AQWB1mu
Bald community has a new enemy. We will never forgive. We will never forget.
He has passed the vibes test by unprecedented margins
Manifesting his first touchdown at Highmark Stadium. @keoncoleman6's first 24 hours as a Buffalo Bill drops on our YouTube at 7pm: bufbills.co/3Qqbaya
It's because Republicans have gone from “we make hard decisions” to “we make the cruelest decisions”
Kristi Noem thought that boasting about shooting a puppy would help her in GOP internal politics. Why was that? thenation.com/article/politi…
When my waitress at Texas Roadhouse drops off my 3rd basket of rolls.
Yeah we have school lunches up here. What's your point??
The Buffalo, NY mind can’t comprehend this
Every time I step into a kitchen like this I get the urge to underage drink
you know I keep myself* strapped** *my house **fully stocked with Kirkland Signsture Brand AA and AAA batteries
Bet is smells crazy in there
Done with a play. Gonna fight the post-show sads with some house projects and psychopathic workouts. Doing a half-marathon on Saturday and gonna lose 15 pounds by June 30th. Gotta drop some bulk to be kind to the joints. 203 now.
Jerry's just mad people today's comedies aren't named after the least funny person on the show.
"You couldn't make Seinfeld today" yes you absolutely could. Seinfeld isn't that fucking edgy. it remains popular to this day. Jerry's entire comedy career is based on harmless, banal observations crafted for wide audiences. he didn't even swear. what the hell is he talking about
Jerry Seinfeld: PC culture and fear of offending people is killing funny shows. "When you write a script and it goes into four or five different hands, committee, groups—'here's our thought about this joke'—well that's the end of your comedy."
What’s this look called, “Full Pedo Jacket”?
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