Ordnance Jay Packard, Esq. @OrdnancePackard
Twitter's leading Amish attorney. Meme Sommelier Order of the Polecat Moonbeam. "Plus Ordy is just a Genx political comic genius" 11th plague of Egypt. With your mom Joined March 2017-
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Gave my dog a head of cabbage today. She ate the whole thing, but you know just the good part. My dog right now:
4-year-old Stone Hicks battling end-stage kidney disease gets his wish of becoming a police officer in Orlando, Florida. Stone has been battling kidney disease since he was a baby. His father even donated one of his kidneys to Stone 2 years ago. The Orlando Police…
@OrdnancePackard @peterjholley @UTAustin Pocket peanut dust for the win!
Your mom rubs my banana in her hands to make it grow, behind the Circle K.
Your mom rubs my banana in her hands to make it grow, behind the Circle K.
@OrdnancePackard The Germans called that The der Weinersnitzle
That's fair. On the other hand, the sort of person who believes they have a banana allergy so severe they ask their comrades to create a defacto debananized zone is more likely to come from certain socioeconomic strata than others.
That's fair. On the other hand, the sort of person who believes they have a banana allergy so severe they ask their comrades to create a defacto debananized zone is more likely to come from certain socioeconomic strata than others.
If you're not following Jesse, you're missing out on some of the most intelligent and humorous content on this hellsite.
If you're not following Jesse, you're missing out on some of the most intelligent and humorous content on this hellsite.
@DeebsFLA @OrdnancePackard @peterjholley @UTAustin This information is in like... chapter two of the Gen X survival guide. It's right after the page on how to tend to those second degree burns you got lighting stuff on fire in the backyard, before your parents find out and beat the brakes off you.
@OrdnancePackard @BlendingBlades From back in the early days of Antifa…🤭😂
I hope the girls are impressed.
I hope the girls are impressed.
Not weird for libs. They are clingers.
@ANoticer_ @OrdnancePackard You probably think your sister is though, huh?
This doesn’t seem desperate at all.
Best earnings call ever, Paramount stonks are going to the moon
Best earnings call ever, Paramount stonks are going to the moon
Andy had to have surgery today and he handled it like a champ. 💪💪
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@mountains_anna @OrdnancePackard Ah, a beautiful banana indeed! Perfectly ripe for eating right now, and bananana-bread-ready by Wednesday. Please don't tell me you're using it as a politcal statement, though. Banananas are too noble a fruit to be so maligned.
From his lips to God’s ears
Gave my dog a head of cabbage today. She ate the whole thing, but you know just the good part. My dog right now:
4-year-old Stone Hicks battling end-stage kidney disease gets his wish of becoming a police officer in Orlando, Florida. Stone has been battling kidney disease since he was a baby. His father even donated one of his kidneys to Stone 2 years ago. The Orlando Police…
@trainrekwatcher @OrdnancePackard @peterjholley @UTAustin Banana chips and hot sauce should be in your every day carry...
@OrdnancePackard @peterjholley @UTAustin Pocket peanut dust for the win!
@NYCMediaMonitor @OrdnancePackard @peterjholley @UTAustin Same, I except in the case of these idiots, I’m hoping for bean bag rounds to the balls
@SomeWelder @OrdnancePackard @peterjholley @UTAustin He will be ordering his wings extra mild for a while.
@OrdnancePackard @peterjholley @UTAustin I've been thinking of Kent State a lot lately.
@OrdnancePackard I’d forgotten the old sandbag to the groin gambit— classic!